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The Hebrew Hammer (what ever happened to gumbi)

Member #125251 created: 2005-03-23 19:21:38Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/125251   
Email: sammyboy500200@yahoo.com

Name: Samuel/sam/sammy

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thats me lol dancin with my big sis

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Description:
Yea, my name is sam Im fat and i love it. I like to think and go on walks in the country side. I am a cowboy and i have a cool hat. I am in 10th grade and I like to PARTY alot. My favorite liquor is Southern Comfort. I also like to drink lost lake because it is cheap and it is 6 point (which is out lawed here). I like to work on cars. Usually I am a peaceful guy but i dont take no crap. I am a JEW and PROUD OF IT. I have a crappy job washin dishes and grillin food at a bingo hall but i get to do what i want and thats all i really care about. I know what you all are thinkin a Jewish COwboy how funny well HAHAHA. I like to shoot pool and i like to gamble so if anyone is in the neighborhood lets shoot a game or two.
I would like to say what up to my friends tyler, jim, logan and everyone that sees my site.


HERE IS MY FAVORITE THINGS
Movie
1. Pulp FIction
2. Donnie Darko
3. Scarface
4. 8 Seconds
Songs
1. Live Like you were dying
2. When Thunder Rolls
3. Teenage Wasteland
4. Maxwells Silver Hammer
Games
1. Call of Duty Finest Hour
2. San Andres
3. Battle For Middle Earth
4. Battle Field 1942
Quotes
1. "Man, throwin some body out a 3 story window onto a little glass house fukin up the way a fucker talks in shit aint right over a foot massage."-pulp fiction
2. "Why are you whering that stupid bunny suit."(Donny)"Why are you whering that stupid man suit."(Frank).-Donnie Darko
3. "You wana go to war with me meh, cuz we can go to war."-Scarface
4. " I am not a baby I am a man, An Anchorman, Man we made the wheel, and built the efil tower out of metal and BRAWN."
T.V.
1. Family Guy
2. King of the Hill
3. Futurama
4. Mad TV
Bands
1. Lynard Skynard
2. George Strait
3. Jimmy Eat World
4. Johnny Cash

All the cool people ive met here
[Neighcon]
[Gate Crasher]
[~*H28 Babie*~]

when i get out of school i want to join the airforce. but first i want to go college. I also like all italian foods, the color green, and beagles. im not one for fighting but i will if i have to so watch out j/p but seriously watch out. My favorite car is a 1967 mustang. the two cars i do have is an audi and a nissan stanza. 

HEY!!! everyone i started a new wiki it is called [rednecks forever] and its open to country lovin people and anyone else who has had a redneck moment if you want your name added to the page jsut message me.

Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 20

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Halfling
Elftownworldmap 34°38.412'N 98°35.808'W

Place of living: USA-Oklahoma

Town: Oklahoma city

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: Yes

Favorite URL: www.danecook.com

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
funny

Computer interests
action gameschatmusic

Music
alternativecountryrock
techno

Other interests
beerbookscard games
carpentrycarschasing the preferred sex
drinkselectronicsfishing
gamblingpartyscifi
slackingsportingtravelling
whiskywinewriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fat

Height: 173


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