I HATE GOIN TO FUNERALS. THE PREACHER ALWAYS TRIES TO MAKE THE FAMILY FEEL BETTER BY SAYING 'HE'S GONE TO A BETTER PLACE'. WHAT IF HE'S AN ASSHOLE? WELL, SHOULDN'T HAVE BURIED HIM IN A SWEATER. ITS GONNA' BE HOT WHERE THAT FUCKER'S HEADED. WHEN I DIE, I WANNA' BE BURIED IN A THONG AND FLIP-FLOPS. 'CAUSE I KNOW WHERE IM GOIN'. I WANT 'EM TO CHOP OFF MY DICK AND BALLS AND THOW 'EM IN THE CHILI. WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE A TASTE OF ME WHEN IM GONE.

Six words you DON'T wanna' hear at a Wake:

"There's a DICK in the CHILI."

"There's a nut in there too.....I'm sure if there's one there's two of 'em. I ain't eatin that shit.

MUST NOT KILL Hilary Duff jails not worth it. I will kill her for $1,000,000. ANY TAKERS?

NO TRESPASSING:
Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again

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This is my mommy. I love her so much*huggles my mommy*MINE! She's all mine, not yours. Get your own mommy!


This image is on loan from [Morrigon]. If you want to use it, You have to ask her. NOT ME!


My friend sent me this. Aint it cute?

I decided the other day that it was time to get a grip on my meaningless existence:
I decided to jump out of a very high window.

THE'S ARE MOOD'S THAT I FILL FROM TIME TO TIME!

Gun Control means [Using Both hands]

Sniper Rifle [Reach out and Touch Someone]

True Happiness is [A BELT FED WEAPON]

If you dont like the way i drive, [STAY OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!!!!]

How's my Driving? Call [1-555-FUCK-YOU]