[My Immortal Life] totally kiks ass

[Unchained_Land]1 of my bestfrends hes cool talk to him hes a lil strange but hes cool

[Chamillitary] aka stuart climson

[sexay] shes alright talk 2 her

[ Blood Stained Heart] she is cool and she kiks ass but dont fuck with her or shell kik ur ass

[cat goddess] shes alrite dont really know her lo

[Thunder Angel] also cool shes mint (funny)

[xXxsxy_rachxXx]frends sis join her club

[Aero_Chick08] lover shes cool

[EMMA 26:06] she is cool another skool m8


toby davison is a elfy lil count with a stuck up persanality any1 who he tries to talk to tell him to fuck off and cal him elf boy.HA HA WANKER


an interview with myself:

have u ever been out with some1: hell yeh
kiss or hug:depends who
who's ur best frend:tash and stu
wats ur fav drink: wkd
whos ur wortst enemy:toby davison
fav colour:blue
fav song:eminem (like) toy soilder
ever been arrested:nearly

a part of a fav song of mine

         go to sleep!

i ain't gona
eat i ain't sleep
ain't gonna breath till i see wat i wana see and wat i wana see is u go to sleep
in the dirt permantly u just bein hurt
liss ain't gonna work for me
it just wouldnt be sufficant enough
cus we are just gonna be enemys
as long as we breath i dont wana see ether of us come into terms were we can agree that ain't gonna no reason speakin with me u speak on my c
any reason speakin english
so were gonna keep on beefin unless
u agree 2 meet me in the flesh
and we settle this face to face and u gonna see a demon unleased u gona see a gangsta bein himself
so go to sleep bitch die mother die times up bitch close ur eyes and go to sleep wy are u still alive how many times igotta say close ur eyes.

R.I.P craig
gone but never forgotten                        

                                                                         




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if ur between 11 and 13 and want to wrestle then contact Andrew fletcher to sign up although u have to be close to alnwick contact ever me tash [Unchained_Land] or [Chamillitary]
         




A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..












Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.


















Guy: No, this is fun.












Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!


















Guy: Then tell me you love me.


















Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!


















Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


















*Girl hugs him*


















Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



























(In the paper the next day)












A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

this is like me lol
just remember how lucky u are to be loved

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk.She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note.At that same moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street.He swrived right into the drivers seat,killing the boy.Miraculously, the girl survived.Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it."Without your love, I would die."REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE





LAYER ONE
- Name:jordan
-Nickname: mowbray or jordz
-Birthdate: 30/8/05
-Birthplace: PERTH
-Current location:shit in da bottle
-Eye color: blue
- Hair color: brown
- Height: 4ft 8
-Right or left: right


LAYER TWO
- Your heritage: scotish
- The shoes you wore today: trainers!
- Your weakness: duno!
- Your fears: heights!


LAYER THREE
-Your most used phrase: alryt!
- Your thoughts first waking up: jus wteva my forts r!
-Your best physical feature:my balls
-Your bedtime: depends!


LAYER FOUR
- Soda: coke
- Fast food joint: k.f.c
- Single or group dates: doesnt rely matter!
-adidas or nike: both! but i prefere adidas!
-Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate


LAYER FIVE
Do You:
- Swear: mostly al th time!
- Sing: no i cant
- Take a shower every day: mostly every day
- Have a crush(es): yea
-r u in love:no
- Want to go to college: a dnt want 2 go 2 collage a i want 2 go 2 uni
- Want to get married: i
-Believe in yourself: i
- Get motion sickness: duno
think u're attractive:no
- Think you're a health freak: no
-Get along with your parents: yes most of th tym
- Like thunderstorms: yeh
play an instrument: yea drums


LAYER SIX
In the past month...
- Drank alcohol: yea!
-Smoked: em .....no never
- Done a drug: no!
- Had sex: no!
- Made out: no!
- Gone on a date: no!
-Gone to the mall:yer!
-Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-Eaten sushi: no!
- Been on stage: No!
-Gone skating: ice hockey team 1997
- Made homemade cookies: no!
- Gone skinny-dipping: no!
-Dyed your hair:no!
- Stolen anything: yes my pride


LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
- Smoked pot, or done any other illegal drugs: no!
-Had Sex: no!dnt b so noisy!
- Cheated on someone: no!
- Been in love: yes
- Had your heart broken: no! nt yet!
- broken Someone else's heart: duno!
-Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:
- Been caught doing something: no!
- Been called a tease: no!
- Gotten beaten up: NO!
-Shoplifted: no!
- Changed who you were to fit in: no!


LAYER EIGHT
- Do you hope to be married: yes
-Numbers and names of children: a duno yet how eva many my wife wnts really!
- Describe your dream wedding:duno!
-How do you want to die: quietly in my sleep!
- Where do you want to go to college:i dnt want 2 go 2 college!
-What do you want to be when you grow up: vet!
the country u most want 2 visit: calafornia o florida!


LAYER NINE
In a Girl
- Best eye color: blue o green!
- Best hair color: brown o blonde!
-Short or long hair:both but not 2 short
-Height: a little shorter thn me !
- Best weight: normal
- Best articles of clothing: jeans o combats!
- Best first date location: any where!
first kiss location: any where dnt realy matta does it?


LAYER TEN
- Number of drugs taken illegally: none!
-Number of people I could trust with my life: none!
number of cds i own: dnt no dnt count thm!
- Number of piercings: none
-Number of tattoos: none
-Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: dnt no!
number of scars on my body: duno!
- Number of things in my past that I regret: dunt no nt a lot tho!