I'm fly.

Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter (or jello!) But talk to me anyway!

i like to drink beer and listen to music. but only good music. i hate rap. it makes me so angry. i shit on rap! rock music is what i love. it warms my cockles on a cold and windy evening. it SHINES MY SILVERWARE baby.

do you know whats great? napoleon dynamite. hes my hero. watch it guys! TINA! EAT THE HAM!

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wheres pacman when you need him

i play rollerhockey. with a big fuckin stick.

these are my awesome friends. you should talk to them cos theyre fuckin HOT!!!!!!
kallan [wooo] is the man everybody loves him.. but not as much as all these sexy super cool people...
[Spacer] is emmy and she is the best drinking and roadtrip buddy you could ever hope for!
[kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk] is xamyse. shes the hottest bitch around! (especially when shes wearin that bunny tail!)
[~Suffering~] is ange. Shes great! the best racing driver you ever seen, bitch!
[Chemical Solitude] is josie. shes a sexy beast. And our cars are lovers! how great is that! and now shes a mommy
[Rider] is ashley. Shes ma camping buddy! (and lesbian lover on occasion! tee hee)