blue eyes - people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for


brown eyes - people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. <---- ME!!



The end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years
old.
One night,he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!






1.Who are you?
2. Are we friend?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me ?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

send me these in a private message




The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.




Warmth ||||||||||||||| 50%
Intellect ||||||||| 30%
Emotional Stability ||||||||| 26%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Dutifulness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Abstractness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Introversion |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||| 46%
Independence ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 50%
Tension ||||||||||||||| 50%



One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." this is so sweet if u love sum1 this much put this on ur page




In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one.
As far as magical tendancies, a Sand Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
During combat situations, the Sand Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat.

Dragon Description:
Sand Dragons are covered in tough tan skin with orange highlights. Sand Dragons are so well camouflaged in their home habitat that they are often nearly invisible while approaching, except for their brilliant green eyes with flecks of yellow and blue.

Sand Dragons tend to live in desert areas or remote islands. The Sand Dragon primarily lives in underground caves and caverns, but has been known to build it's home by burrowing into the sand and heating the inner walls until they turn to glass.

Sand Dragons are social beings, as far as evil dragons go, often working with each other to destroy a common threat or to achieve a common goal. They live in packs and choose their leaders by fierce battles that often result in the death of one combatant.The Sand Dragons primary breath weapon causes powerful sandstorms hurricanes.

This Dragons favorite elements are: Glass, Strength, and Anger




math is like sex
u add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and hope u dont multiply!!!

Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no, but up for it
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: god yes. never agian
-- Been caught doing something: LIKE WHAT
-- Been called a tease:yup
-- Gotten beaten up: .hell no
-- Shoplifted: yup
-- Changed who you were to fit in:nope
-- Age you hope to be married: 19-20 or sooner, but only to squishy

-- Numbers and names of children: 2,
Names: have no idea
-- Describe your dream wedding: hell i just wanna get married someday
-- How do you want to die: In my sleep
-- Where do you want to go to college: whats college

-- What do you want to be when you grow up:be a professional BUM
-- What country would you most like to visit: France/Ireland
-- Number of drugs taken illegally:  none
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: no body can be trusted
-- Number of CDs that I own:4 or 5
-- Number of piercings: 1, eyebrow
-- Number of tattoos: none. but one some soon
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: none, im not very special

-- Number of scars on my body: 4 or 5
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: umm prefer not to tell anyone

~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU*~
Smiled: now
Laughed: couple hours ago
Cried: last wek, or everytime i yawn
Bought something: yesterday
Danced: dancing is gay
Were sarcastic: .everyday
Kissed someone: last night
Talked to an ex: 2 days ago
Watched your favourite movie: bout a week ago
Had a nightmare:cant remember






A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..








Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.



Guy: No, this is fun.



Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!



Guy: Then tell me you love me.



Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!



Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.



*Girl hugs him*



Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.





(In the paper the next day)





A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but





only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.





..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..
OF COURSE I LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH AND HER NAME IS  *squishy*

personality test
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate 
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low





and your inner dragon is a .... cooool

Dragon of Decay

In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one.
As far as magical tendancies, a Dragon of Decay's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Name:
-- Nickname: Spence
-- Birth date: april 30th
-- Birthplace: Springfield
-- Current location: Library
-- Eye colour: brown
-- Hair colour:brown
-- Height: 160
-- Weight:5'11
-- Righty or lefty: Righty.
-- Your heritage: im confused
-- The shoes you wore today: tennis shoes
-- Your weakness: Hugs
-- Your perfect pizza: cheese pizza(with extra cheese)
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: play some kind of professional basketball
-- Your most overused word: fuck
-- Your thoughts first waking up:what time is it
-- Your best physical feature: ?? no idea
-- Your bedtime: when ever i damn well please
-- Your most missed memory:playin with my uncle who passed away not to long ago(i miss you)
-- Soda: Mt. Dew:code red
-- Fast food joint: Taco Bell
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: fuckin gross
-- Smoke: nope
-- Cuss: fuck yeah i cuss
-- Sing: no, im horrible
-- Take a shower every day: hell yeah, if you dont, thats gross
--Have a crush(es):no, have a girlfriend that i love alot
-- Do you think you've been in love: am right now!!
-- Want to go to college:Sure
-- Like high school:fuck highschool in the ass
-- Want to get married: yes
-- Believe in yourself: I try too sometimes
-- Get motion sickness: sometimess
-- Think you're attractive: HELL NO
-- Think you're a health freak: nope
-- Get along with your parents: nope
-- Like thunderstorms: like em lots(helps me sleep better)
-- Play an instrument: only my penis

In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yeah
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Had sex: yep
-- Made out: yes
-- Gone on a date: yes
-- Gone to the mall: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: tried
-- Eaten sushi: nope
-- Been on stage: nope
-- Gone skating: Nope
-- Made homemade cookies: nope, no one to cook them for me
-- Gone skinny-dipping: nope.
-- Dyed your hair: nope
-- Stolen anything: gas from a gas staion







I am worth $1,818,290 on HumanForSale.com

What does it matter!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME. Im gonna kick your ass for asking

Name: Spence
002: Nickname: KITTY, moron
003: Country of living: U.S.A
004: Birth date: 4-30-1987
005: Height: 176 cm
006: Eye colour: Brown
007: Shoe size: 12
009: You smoke: nope
010: Hobby's: basketball,football,computers
011:brothes/Sisters: 1 sister and a dog
012: Relationship: yep ;)
013: Piercing(s): nope, but will have one real soon
014: Tattoo: soon
015: Fave Country to go to: mexico
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: yeah maybe...
017: Coolest person you met this year: squishy!!!
018: Person you rather not have met this year: hmm there probarly is, but i wont say the name tho.
019: Who would you like to meet: SATAN!! 
020: Who do you admire most: Fav basketball player Gary Payton
021: Most sexy person I know: hehehe thats a secret but she knows who she is ;)
022: Fav Pyjama: Naked
23: Fav Car: 69' camaro
024: Fav Movie(s): finding nemo
025: Fav music & bands: Rock , metal , some punk, 
026: Fav City(s): miami
027: Fav Plush: what is plush??
028: Fav Perfume: perfume, isn't that for girls?
029: Fav Magazine: Hustler.
030: Fav sound: moaning
031: Fav TV-series: simpsons
032: Fav Writer: the guys thaT write the interesting columns right under porno pictures
033: Fav Nickname: KITTY
034: What is on your mouse pad: i have a bellybutton
035: What is under your bed: PORN!
036: Fav colour: blue and yellow
037: Fav Song ever: Korn - a.d.i.d.a.s
038: Fav song at this moment:fast paced porno music .!
039:Have you ever been in love: TWICE, FUCK LOVE, IT ONLY HURTS ME IN THE END
040: Fav food: Chineese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
041: Fav class in school: Lunch
042: Fav drink: DR.Pepper
043: Lucky number: 20

WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR...
Lotion: Sex
Rubber: band
CD: your mom
Bed: of roses
Paper: ahh crap...homework
Run: walk
Candle: FIRE!!!
Mouse pad: where the hell did it go?
Sweatshirt: ewwwww.....christmas
Door: where?...........THUD!!!
Pictures: blow ass
Flowers:
Deodorant: definately helps....lol
Pencil: oh that's what that is
Sex: Hell yes
Radio: yay, music!!!!!!







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cooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!