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Email: Think_Pink102@msn.com
Name:
♥[.x!ELEANOORRR!x.]
Description:
PweetyFairyyss :]
[If U Talk About Me]
[I Got Some Advice]
[Click Your Heels Three Times And Say]
[" I WISH I HAD A LIFE!"]
Tell My Heart to Stop Beating Tell My Mind to Stop Thinking Throw A Stone Into The Ocean And Tell It To Stop Sinking Tell The Sky Not To Be So Blue Its Like Telling Me Not To Be In Love With YOU
MENtal anxiety,
MENtal breakdwns,
MENstrual cramps,
MENopause.....................
did u ever notice how womens problems begin with MEN?
First Time..
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled out! NOT SEX Lol Dirty Minds...!!!!!!!!!!.
Sainsbury's condoms......makin life taste better!
Tesco condoms......every little helps!
Nike condoms......just do it!
Galaxy condoms.......why have rubber when you can have silk?
KFC condoms.......finger lickin' good!
Skittles condoms.......taste the rainbow!
Minstrels condoms.......melt in your mouth not in your hand!
Abbey National condoms......boz life's complicated enough!
Coca Cola condoms........always the real thing!
Duracell condoms.......keep going and going!
pringles condoms.......once you pop you carnt stop!
Burger King condoms.......the home of the big woopper!
Muller light condoms......so much pleasure,wheres the pain?!
Andrex condoms........soft,strong n very long!
Renault condoms.......when size really does matter!
Domestos condoms......get's right under your head!
Pepperami condoms.......its a bit of an animal!
Polo condoms..........the one wid the hole!
Co-op condoms......... we work harder, so u dnt have to
Little Bit About My Self <3
Name: Ellie
Nickname: Elle
Color Hair: Blonde
Eyes:Blue
Mates: > Lydia,Jay,Liv,KirstyR,KirstyB,KirstyL,Kelly,Gabbii,Helena,Casey,Sacha,Chelsea,Chloe,Alex,Leam,Johnny,Luke,Ryan,Ali,Sam,Lee,Steph,Kez TASH
Hobbies: Shopping ,Msn, Dancing xD
Fav Music: Dance N R.n.B
Fav Band: Pussycatdolls :)
Fav Place To go: Mexico!
This Is So SADD :(
[...x....My name is Lilly....x....
I am but three.
My eye's are swollen,
I can not see.]
[I must be stupid,
I must be bad.
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?]
[I wish i were better,
I wish i wern't ugly.
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.]
[I can't speak,
I can't do a wrong.
Or else i'm locked up,
All day long.]
[When i wake i'm all alone,
The house is dark, My folks arn't home.
When my mommy does come,
I'l try and be nice,
so maybe i'll just get 1 whipping tonight.]
[Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car.
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar.]
[I hear him curse,
My name he calls.
I press myself,
Against the wall.]
[I try and hide,
from his evil eye's.
I'm so afraid,
I'm starting to cry.]
[He finds me wheeping,
He shouts ugly words.
He say's it's my fault he suffers at work.]
[He slaps me 'n' Hits me,
And yels at me more.
I finally get free,
and run for the door.]
[He's allready locked it,
And i start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me againt the hard wall.]
[I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken.
My daddy continue's,
With more bad words spoken.]
["I'm sorry!", i scream,
But it's now much too late.
His face has been twisted,
into unimaginable hate.]
[The hurt and the pain,
again and again.
Oh please god have mercy,
Oh please let it end!]
[And finally stops,
and heads for the door.
While i lay ther,
Motionless,
sprawled on the floor....x....]
[...x....My name is Lilly....x....
I am but three.
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me............XxX............]
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
if you love someone soooooooo much ud do this for them put this on your site
[A boy and a girl
The best of friends
From elementary to high school
From beginning to end]
[Through all these years
Their friendship grew
They both felt the same
But neither knew]
[Each waking moment
Since the day that they met
They both loved each other
Sunrise to sunset]
[He was all she had
In her terrible life
He was >the one
Who kept her from her knife]
[She was his angel
She made him smile
Though life threw him curves
She made it worth all the while]
[Then one day
Things went terribly wrong
The next few weeks
Were like a very sad song]
[He made her jealous
On purpose he tried
When the girl asked "do you love her?"
On purpose he lied]
[He played with jealousy
Like it was a game
Little did he know
Things would never be the same]
[His plan was working
But he had no clue
How wrong things would go
The damage he would do]
[One night she broke down
Feeling very alone
Just her and the blade
No one else home]
[She dialed his number
He answered "hello"
She told him she loved him
Then hung up the phone]
[He raced to her house
But came a minute too late
Found her >lying in blood
And her heart had no rate]
[Beside her was a note
And in it her confession
Her love for this boy
Her only obsession]
[As he read the note
He knelt down and cried
Grabbed her knife
And that night they both died]
[She was >found in his arms
Both of them dead
Under her note
His handwriting said]
["I loved her so
She never knew
All this time
I loved her too"]
DoMyPollWhichIsTheBestAss!
[Give me a kiss, give me your world, give me your love and i'll be your girl, give me a smile, give me your time, give me your love and i'll give you mine! xox]
♥єℓℓιє Lovess You♥
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Gender: female
Fantasy race personality: Halfling
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Place of living: United Kingdom-England
Town: knaresborough
Elfwood URL: ♥
Wyvern URL: ♥
Weblog URL: ♥
Favorite URL: ♡
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: fit
Height: 157
