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spodmaster spiff (Defender of liberty, foe of all evil!!)

Member #129486 created: 2005-04-11 15:15:22Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/129486   

Name: Spodmaster Spiff. Duh.

photo

heres me looking vaguley embarresed as james does the hokey cokey. i think i was looking at the dog, but you never know

drawing

erm, here, after watching advent children, me and sterrance decided that it would be funny if they had actually burnt jenovas remains in a pan and then buried it. then kedaj digs it up and puts it on his head to become sephiroth and, lo, sephiroth has a pan on his head... as you can see, me and sterrance have very intellectual converstaions about films and their meaning, and then twist them for our own childish delight. tee hee. if your wondering why the colouring is so odd, it was a crappy attempt at photoshop...

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Description:
ONK!!!  :-D

IF YOU LIKE SYSTEM OF A DOWN, GO AND BUY MEZMERISE, YOU BUM-HAVER!!!

positate without pizzaz and jam!

Edible things are good for eating!!!

surprisingly enough, i am female
i have a boyfriend called james
he is brill
hi, james
i am small
i am peculiar
i cant spell
i like rock/metal music
i like spongebob squarepants
i like lettuce
i dont like hip hop/rap
cant stand dance
dont like mince

ooh how i love greenday and afi and motorhead what a combination
other bands: system of a down, disturbed, blink 182, sum 41, alice cooper, the darkness, evanescence, jet, linkin park, nickleback, muse, iron maiden, metallica, placebo, our lady peace, lost prophets, puddle of mudd, soil, static-x, franz ferdanand, coldplay, three days grace, aerosmith,slayer...

i like www.homestarrunner.com ("positate without pizzaz and jam!")
i like dragonball z
i like akira
i despise the pokemon tv shows etc, but the games were all right
i need coffee
i like singing though i am non too grand at it
Sterrance is my bro
i think flash gordon was a piece of shit, though i love the song. its so lame
i like queen too
and nirvana, i must agree with sterrance on that, wish cobain wasnt dead
i can draw well but cant write to save my life
i am learning to play guitar, my guitar is called tripp
i want to go to japan at some point
i have a sausage dog called alfie who despises everyone except housemembers, even thoough he may look oh so cute and fluffy

i am a total spazz with no shame. at all. ever. not a sausage. i have a mushtash!

i would quite willingly stand on stage in a catsuit and sing/scream the darkness at the top of my lungs in front of an audience
would never do anything pornographic though, you wouldnt enjoy that. anyone who watches/looks at porn is a lame asre with nothing better to do than wak off over people they've never even met and probably never will meet.

i cant stand townies, i must destroy all. hip hop is unorigional talentless crap about sex and titties. yes, people have sex, yes people have titties, get a life you hobos!!

eminem had stuff to say, so he was alright.
alright, not good

dance is gay, put coldplay into realplayer and play the song "clocks" in double speed, people in ibeza would dance to that.

people say im lame because i have a sence of origionality and a sence of fun. most people these days all do drugs and smoke just so they dont feel singled out. they all dress the same, and talk the same and act the same. everyone is lame, yet i am the one that gets the harrasment!!! waaaaaaa!!!
surely somebody agrees with me?!

i need coffee

i like coffee

"lots of melting cheddar cheese, spreading its unique desease"

the most amazing line of any song

however, the most true and meaningful line of any song: "4000 hungry children leave us per hour from starvation, whilst millions are spent on bombs, creating death showers"

system of a down are so amazing and... amazing

sorry about that strange blah there

i like mullets. they rock. james has a mullet. or at least had one. it'll grow back. or at least it had better do.

im trying to get people to say gnarly again

men dont like me cause i have a mushtash

all girls have mushtashes, mines just a little more vivid

i plan to never do anything about it though.

except rant

i wish i could do archery

thats about it, although if you read all of that i salute you

"salute"

onkytonk for now, folks!

i could stay awake, just to hear you breathing, watch you smile while you are sleeping, while your far away and dreaming, i could spend my life, in this sweet surrender, i could stay lost in this moment forever, every moment spent with you is a moment i treasure...

i don't wanna close my eyes, i don't wanna fall asleep 'cos i miss you babe, and i don't wanna miss a thing
'cos even when i dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do, i still miss you babe, and i don't wanna miss a thing

lying close to you, feeling your heart beating, and i wonder what your dreaming, wonder if its me your seeing, and i kiss your eyes, and thank god were together, and i just wanna stay with you, in this moment forever, forever and ever...

i don't wanna close my eyes, i don't wanna fall asleep 'cos i miss you babe, and i don't wanna miss a thing
'cos even when i dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do, i still miss you babe, and i don't wanna miss a thing

and i don't wanna miss one smile, i don't wanna miss one kiss, i just wanna be with you right here with you, just like this, and i just wanna hold you close, i feel your heart so close to mine, and just stay here in this moment, for all the rest of time...

yeah!yeah!yeah!yeah!yeah!yeah!yeah!yeah!yeah
YEEEEEAAAAH!!!

i don't wanna close my eyes, i don't wanna fall asleep 'cos i miss you babe, and i don't wanna miss a thing
'cos even when i dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do, i still miss you babe, and i don't wanna miss a thing

Aerosmith, Don't want to miss a thing



Age: 18Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 6

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Halfling

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: United Kingdom-Scotland

Town: Spodshireville

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: Yes

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsdragons
elvesfunnystrange
vampiresweapons

Computer interests
action gamesartBasic
emailgraphicsmusic
strategy games

Music
gothgrungeheavy metal
progressive metalpunkrock

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beerbooksdogs
eatingfantasyfilm
singingshoppingwriting

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 163


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