Hey this is andrea and i have been breathing for 16 sucky years now! i have blond hair and blue eyes. im not tall only 5'1. I also have braces but i dont have to have them on much longer. thank god!
oo and i love penguins!-L-

i like to play soccer and softball. i like to hang out and party with my friends:amber-L-,lewis, coach-K-,amy-L-,dustin-L-,kwanna.i also like to go to rock shows every weekend. i like cracking jokes and making people laugh(*im very sarcastic*).

the kind of music i listen to is rock and i love love love it .the people i like to listen to is hollow thoery, living dead in dallas, sick heart saint, armor for sleep, the used, breaking benjamin, slipknot, disturbed, senses fail, acdc, linkin park, story of the year, lostprophets, rise against, blink 182, atreyu, matchbook romance, hawthorne heights, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, mudvayne, sugarcult, papa roach, final drive, cradle of filth, cky, killswitch engage, icp, velvet revolver, afi, weezer, blood simple, seether, honorary title, the hurt process. there is just too many people to name. i love music.

i write my own songs and poems. i also like to draw. i like to read shakesphere plays. and i like to draw and paint, it all helps me express my feelings instead of talking everything out. ill try to get some on here.

(*PS*)tattoos and piercings are hott.-lol-

some of my fave movies are nightmare before christmas, breakfast club, romeo and juliet, edward scissorhands, napolean dynomite(*however you spell it lol*), queen of the damned


some of my fave quotes are:
*the only way to tell the difference between a physical attraction and real connection is by the kiss.
*yeah well i got a carton of ciggeretts, my old man grabbed me and ehh smoke up johnny.
*everything happens for a reason.
*i understand

some funny sex quotes are:
*Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
*Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
*Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
*According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful
*sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy


if you gots msn add....andreakleman@hotmail.com
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Take my hand
Off we go
To the room
Shut the door
Hit the lights
Grab me close
Raise me up
Kiss me slow
Lips tongues touch
In a dance
I’m turned on
By your glance
Hands slide up
To my neck
In my hair
Pull me back
Trail your lips
Down the path
One plus one
Do the math
One kiss here
One lick there
Two hard nipples
Equals wet underwear
Lick me slow
Suck you deep
Make me cum
Till I’m asleep
Lose your pants
Take my shirt
Nipples so hard
That they hurt
Slide my panties
With your teeth
Not just wet
But soft heat
Take your dick
In my hands
Better get ready
I’ve got plans
Raise me up
Over your face
Put your tongue
In that place
Spread me open
Part my lips
While I kiss
On your hips
Take you in
I’m open wide
You taste me
I’m so high
Suck your tip
Flick my clit
This sixty nine
Is so exquisite
Take you deeper
Make me moan
Feel my lips
At your bone
Tongue me softly
Feel my flow
Now how fast
Can I go
Back and forth
Up and down
Swirl your tongue
Round and round
Feel you all
In my depth
Can’t seem to
Catch my breath
Stroke your shaft
Hit my spot
Make you harder
Make me hot
While you search
Seek to find
The pleasure in
This tongue grind
I’m taking you
All the way
Through the night
Into the day
I’m getting close
To the end
But I’m getting
My second wind
Suck you smooth
Jack you tight
All that cum
Is mine tonight
You’re getting tense
Back is arched
Throat is dry
Now I’m parched
I can’t wait
For another minute
Cum for me
Give me it
That’s it, baby
Give to me
Let it go
Set it free
Oh my God
What’ve you done?
Baby now I’m
About to cum
Ooh don’t stop
NO NOT EVER…
I can’t believe
We’ve cum together
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make racecar noises when people get on and off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm..... tasty!"
21. Meow occasionally.
22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
25. Sing "Mary had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
26. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
27. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the accordion.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"
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Jays rap from The Jay and Silent Bob Movie;
it kicks ass!

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
Motha Motha Fuck
Motha Motha Fuck Fuck
Motha Fuck, Motha Fuck
Noise, Noise, Noise
One Two One Two Three Four
Noise, Noise, Noise
Smoking Weed, Smoking Wizz
Doin Coke, Drinkin Beers
Drinking Beers, Beers, Beers
Rolling Fatties, Smoking Blunts
Who Smokes The Blunts?
We Smoke The Blunts
Rolling Blunts And Smoking 'Em…
"Uh, Let Me Get A Nickel Bag"
15 Bucks, Little Man
Put That Shit, In My Hand
If That Money, Doesn’t Show
Then You Owe Me, Owe Me, Owe.
My Jungle Love.
Yeah.
Oh E Oh E Oh.
I Think I Wanna Know Ya Know Ya...
Yeah, What
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I thought these were funny when I saw them.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! 3rd time this week!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
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  I asked you if you liked me…you said no
  I asked you if I was in your heart…you said no
  I asked you if you would cry if I walked away…you said no
  I turn around to walk away; you grab my hand and say
  I don’t like you…I love you
Your not in my heart...you are my heart
And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away… I would die.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt rock hard
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LAYER ONE:
-- Name: [andreaoggle]
-- Nickname: [nicole, angie]
-- Birth date: [april 12th]
-- Birthplace: [new jersey]
-- Current location: [OhioFaery83]
-- Eye color: [Blue]
-- Hair color: [Blondie]
-- Height: [5'1]
-- IQ: [No idea..]
-- Righty or lefty: [Righty]
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LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: [Umm, not sure]
-- The shoes you wore today:[my chucks, like everyday]
-- Your weakness: [Trusting people.]
-- Your fears: [ ? ]
-- Your perfect pizza: [?]
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: [...donno ]
--Your favorite bands: [Too many to name all over again]
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LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: [i understand]
-- Your thoughts first waking up: [i need more sleep]
-- Your best physical feature: [my eyes of doubt]
-- Your in-bed time: [I don't have one. I go to bed when I feel like it.]
-- Your most missed memory: [hanging out with amber evry night]
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LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: [wild cheery pepsi]
-- Fast food joint: [Uh, fast food!]
-- Single or group dates: [Group dates... They're fun!]
-- Adidas or Nike: [Neither.]
-- Chocolate or vanilla: [chocolate]
-- Cappuccino or coffee: [Cappuccino]
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LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: [yeah]
-- Cuss: [yepperz]
-- Sing: [Yes. I love to sing!]
-- Take a shower every day: [DUH!]
-- Have a crush(es): [yeah]
-- Do you think you've been in love: [Yes.]
-- Want to go to college: [yes, either photogrophy or design]
-- Want to get married: [yepperz]
-- Believe in yourself: [Not really.]
-- Get motion sickness: [noperz]
-- Think you're attractive: [Sometimes]
-- Think you're a health freak: [Hell no! Lol!]
-- Get along with your parents: [No, not really.]
-- Like thunderstorms:[ Yes!]
-- Play an instrument: [Um, no but I want to learn gutiar or drums, just for fun.]
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LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: [Yeah.]
-- Smoked: [yeah]
-- Done a drug: [Uhh, no?]
-- Had sex: [Nope.]
-- Made out: [Yeah.]
-- Gone on a date: [yes].
-- Gone to the mall:[ Yeah.]
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: [nopperz]
-- Eaten sushi: [yeah its gross]
-- Been on stage: [Uhh, nope.]
-- Gone skating: [no]
-- Made homemade cookies: [No, I havn't made cookies in a long time.]
-- Gone skinny-dipping: [Nuh uh]
-- Dyed your hair: [Uh, that was like two months ago.]
-- Stolen anything: [yeah]
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LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: [Heh... Yes...]
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: [Yeah.]
-- Been caught doing something: [yeah]
-- Made out: [Lol, YEAH! A lot.]
-- Been called a tease: [Yeah.]
-- Gone on a date: [Umm.. yeah!]
-- Been in love?: [Yes.]
-- Gotten beaten up: [no]
-- Beaten someone up: [Uhh, no.]
-- Shoplifted: [yepperz]
-- Changed who you were to fit in: [Nuh uh. I'm 100% me!]
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LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: [i donno]
-- Numbers and names of children: [not sure]
-- How do you want to die: [I'm not sure... Happy?]
-- Where do you want to go to college: [Dunno. Somewhere far far away from here].
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: [either a photogropher or desinger, but i really wanna be a marine biologist, proly not gonna happen]
-- What country would you most like to visit: [donno]
-- Who is your most loved person:[i donno]
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LAYER NINE
In a Guy...
-- Best eye color: [Blue]
-- Best hair color: [brown, i think]
-- Short or long hair: [Skater guy longish. But it's hot when it's short too.]
-- Height: [just taller than me]
-- Best weight: [dont matter]
-- Best articles of clothing: [Skater guy but it just depends]
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LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: [None.]
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: [i donno]
-- Number of CDs that I own: [A lot. I dun wanna count.]
-- Number of piercing(s): [two, so far]
-- Number of tattoos: [None...yet]
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: [I don't know... Ten?]
-- Number of scars on my body: [Umm, a lot from cutting.]
-- Big injuries: [None]
-- Number of bones broken: [None.]
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: [Way way too many...]
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(I've kissed someone... )
On the cheek? [Yeppers_sirry]
On the lips? [duh]
With tounge? [yepperz]
On their hands or fingers? [no]
In my room? [noperz]
In their room? [yeah]
Of the opposite sex? [yeah]
Of the same sex? [yepperz]
Younger than me? [yes]
With curly hair? [mmm... Did he have curly hair... no]
With straight hair? [Mmm... Ya.]
Smaller/shorter than me? [yep]
Who was/is bisexual? [no]
Who I didn't really want to kiss? [Yes...]
At the beach? [no]
In a pool, jacuzzi, or some type of water? [Chya]
Who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with? [yeah, too old(*18 and 21 yrs old]
With dyed hair? [Mmm... Hilighted...]
With a shaved head? [no]
Who was/is my good friend? [Yesh.]
In a car/taxi/bus/public transportation? [in a car and turck yeah]
In the movies? [Oh yeah!]
Eskimo style? [Nope..]