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Elftown titles and orders
Shaggy black hair cute sound hot on the phone
Love Sports like basketball, skateboarding, snowboarding Bmx Bikes Surfing in the summer baseball wrestling
Bands I listen To
SMILE EMPTY SOUL
THEORY OF A DEADMAN
ALIEN ANT FARM
OUR LADY PEACE
STORY OF THE YEAR
GUNS AND ROSES
FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES
THESE R MY FAVORITE MOVIES
FREDDY VS JASON
ALL FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES
ALL FREDDY KRUGEAR
ALL HALLOWEEN MOVIES
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSECERS
JUST ASK IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE U WANNA KNOW
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD QUOTES
"Pull your pants down & spank your monkey"
"Stories about stiffys"
"Bring us some more ice cream and that stuff for pain"
"This must be like the toilet of the future"
"I like dead people, because they just lay their...dead"
"The great Cornmolio"
"What the hell is this? this isn't a burrito!"
"Hoochie Kid buttnoids"
"Getting my balls on smores"
"Do not make my bung hole angry"
"12 Pound balls"
"Whip it...whip it shit...or good"
"I am the great cornhole"
"I am coolio I have no bung hole"
"Purple fuzzy balls"
"Splint tailed cunt wrinkle"
"Whoe Check it out beavis...It's a Penisorous!"
"Hey Butthead we can talk about gonads"
"I feel the animal within"
"Mr.Buttcunt sent us down here...yea we stink"
"You big cock suckin blower"
"Let go asswhip"
"Lets go Streaking"
"BEAVIS AND BUTTHOLES!!!!"
"Don't touch me you ass whip!"
"I was suppose to introduce me bung hole!"
"He tryed to touch my wenner"
"Please come out of my butt...Thank you!"
"Dude you have the power supreme of nude chics!"
"Whoe you can see her boobs! Hey dumb ass your blocking my veiw how am I suppose to learn??"
"Our Pencils are hard...I have a stiffy"
"Boy thoughs were some good tacos"
"Remember when we were playing hide and seek at tommy's house and I took a poop in the washer?I bet his mom liked that load!"
"Beavis I hope you have insurence,because im gonna kick your ass!"
"Hey beavis it's hard but...Not like hard."
"Whoe...Buttnaked...It's up lifting"
"Thou shall not SUCK
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|Age: 25||Year of birth: 1988||Month of birth: 8||Day of birth: 25|
Fantasy race personality: Duck
Place of living: USA-Tennessee
Town: The King of Kings
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: No
Favorite drawing objects
|chasing the preferred sex||chess||dogs|
Civil status: married
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
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