Tall cute n perverted

**~**U say u aint no hoe**~**
**~**Without a doubt**~**
**~**But Next time u say it**~**
**~**Wipe ya mouth**~**





!*!When i think of u baby i get horny
eat me,
beat me,
bite me,
blow me,
suck me,
fuck me,
very slowly if u kiss me dont be sassy use ur toungue and make it nasty!*!





SmOkE a BlUnT, nOt A bUtT,
fUcK a ViRgIn, NoT a SlUt



Life is like a box of condoms, no matter what color your still gonna get screwed.



~*~ Sex,drugs, rock n roll, speed, weed and birth control. Lifes a bitch and then u die so fuck da world and lets get high!~*~



**Screw milk,i'll do your body good**



~**~Life is a waste of time,time is a waste of life so lets get wasted and have the time of our lives*~~*



Sex is good, sex is fine doggy style or 69 so if you want me in the sack lichaving fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid k ur lips and HoLLa Back



.·:*¨Sex is like a card game,If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!¨*:·.



~*CuTe EnuFF 2 TeAzE*~
~*SwEEt EnuFF 2 PLeAz*~
~*sO bOy Do Me A fAvOr*~
~*n TeLL Ur PaNTz nOt 2 PoINt PLeAz*~



I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?!





Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!





Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And I hope you dont multiply!!!





Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!





Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!











Roses are red
Violets are blue
Condoms break
So watch who you screw!!!






Have fun in the sun
Get laid in the shade





Sex is like a math test
You add the bed divide the legs
Subtract the clothes
And multiply the orgasms





_______________________________________________ ~*STUWIE*~


SEX BRACLET COLORS
Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
Pink: flashing
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.





Your fingers slide
Into my mouth
I suck and smile
I know they’ve been south
Once again you’ve gone
And I ask where you are
Then one grip so strong
Confirms that I’m hard
Your hair drapes
Across my back
Your nails gently grate
Over my sack
You’re stood behind
And still reaching my dick
The tip you find
And painfully pinch
I clench my jaw
But do not scream
Trousers drop to the floor
You like to play mean
You help me out the chair
My hands reach for your hips
But find only thin air
And then I taste your lips
You lay me down
On the floor
My hands slip around
Looking for yours
Fingers interlock
You pin my arms back
At the tip of my cock
I feel your warm crack
But you do not sit
It must tease you so
Somehow you resist
To let yourself go
You breathe really deep
And press with your tits
Liquid starts to seep
As my shaft hits your clit
Then my arms are free
The blind fold’s off
I roll you under me
And kiss you a lot
Thrust deep inside
I’ve wanted you bad
Your eyes open wide
You giggle and laugh
I tickle your tummy
Bite hard on your lips
Then pull you in to me
In and out I slip
“I love when you tease”
“I just wanted to play
I like you on your knees”
You cheekily say
And I rock inside
Your hands in my hair
Cum drips on your thighs
I see your innocent stare
You promised a proper fuck
Don’t forget what you said
The stairs, we go up
And finish in bed.