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[I love you Jamie]

Cherry Pie
by Warrant

Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking....

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Taste so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

Well, Swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
And swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
(yeah, yeah)

Swingin' in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Swingin' to the drums
Swingin' to guitar
Swingin' to the bass
In the back of my car

Ain't got money
Ain't got no gas
But we'll get where we're going
If we swing real fast

I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Swing it!
All night long
Swing it!

(I'm a trained professional)

Swingin' in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
Said you ain't gonna swing
With my daughter no more

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Sweet cherry pie
Yeah

Swing it

Hi everyone welcome to my
house.

My name is Samantha Kilbourn. I am 17 years old. My beat freind is Andie[Imagine.]. I have one animal her name is jazmine and she's the best dog in the world. Um...I dont know what else to say. Well I am single and looking. My favorite sports are Nascar and BMX. I just really got into BMX. Well thats pretty much all about me...you can see what I look like form the pic above. Well if you wanna know anything else just ask...

*Things I Like*
-Nascar
-My dog Jazmine
-The color Blue
-Snickers
-BMX
-Guys
-My beat Bud Andie
-music

*Things I HATE*
-Corn Dogs
-Orange
-Stupid people
-Chewie things
-You could be Next ~ maybe
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Band and singers I like

x.AC/DC.x
Ashlee Simpson
x.Korn.x
Christina Aguilera
x.Green Day.x
Marron 5
Kelly Clarkson
Rob Thomas
x.3 Doors Down.x
x.Godsmack.x
Usher
x.Rascal Flatts.x
Martina McBride
Keith Urban
x.System of a Down.x
x.Papa Roch.x
Nelly
x.Eminem.x
x.My chemical Romance.x
Black Eye Peas
Simiple Plan
Evanescences
Arivl Lavigne
Blaine Lerson
x.Disturbed.x
Wezzer
x.Nickelback.x
All American Rejects
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My Favorite songs

My Chemical Romance~Helena

Long ago
Just like the hearse, you die to get in again
We are so far from you

Burning on, just like a match you strike to incinerate
The lives of everyone you know
And what’s the worst you take (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

chorus
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star falls
Brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold
And what’s the worst you take (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

chorus
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well, if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me
Are you near me
Can we pretend to leave and then
We’ll meet again, when both our cars collide

chorus
What’s the worst that I can say
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well, if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

X.x..X.x..X.x..X.x..X.x..X.x..X.x..X.x..X.x..

SEX: I'm just 2 people short of a threesome!
BEER: give your brain the night off!
BEER: everyone needs a hobby!
MARRIAGE: the end of a perfectly good sex life!
MASTURBATION: if you want it done right, you've got to do it yourself!
COLLEGE: we drink more before 9am than most people do all day!
LAGER: who says you can't buy happiness!
MARIJUANA: proud sponsors of...errr...we forget!
TEQUILA: have you hugged your toilet today!
ETERNAL LOVE: or would you just settle for afew hours of sex!
BEER: proud sponsors of casual sex since 1958!
INTERNET PORN: the art of one hand typing!
BEER: the other thing men constantly think about!
BEER: it's a holiday in a glass!
BEER: helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

- * Funny Condom Mottos * -
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't
M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'
MCI: for friends and family
Kix - kid tested, mother approved
Nokia -- Connecting People
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I thought these were cute

~!10 Ways to a gurls heart!~

1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to her.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Don't force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes for her.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say "I love you!" and mean it.
10. Tell all your friends how lucky you are to have her.
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29 things Girls want Guys to know

1. We want to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. David Boreanaz IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive.
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. Don't lie to us...ever.
27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.
28. Hold our hand.
29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier
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1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13 . Play with her hair.
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19 . Carve your names into a tree.
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21 . Give her piggyback rides.
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27 . Kiss her in the rain.
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her.
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Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go
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Poems By Me!!

All She Wanted

Another heart broken.
Another soul Shattered.
All she wanted was to be loved.
But he used her.
He never really cared.
He saw what was inside of her.
He never really cared.
He took everything away.
Nothing left to be seen.
Nothing left to be heard.
All see wanted was to be loved...
X.x...X.x...X.x...X.x...X.x...X.x...X.x...X.x

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