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Member #137262 created: 2005-05-20 01:36:44Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/137262   
Email: stebbins11959@yahoo.com

Name: David Shepherd

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my friend Will and Me ... my friend has alot of chest hair...we both just got done skateboarding so thats why we look all sweaty.

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waiting in line for a concert freazing... just a little

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Description:
im 17 and i love to skate. when its not raining or when im not grounded thats all i do so thats me. Well my little problem got solved buy me breaking up with her. were friends still which is weird to me because i have never been friends with an ex before, i usualy hold a grudge for no reason or something. but what ever im over it


yahoo mess. name: stebbins11959@yahoo.com



im so happy i just got sponcered buy this local skate park and shop its sweet.... i dont really get any thing from being sponcered but i do get in the park free and do get to tell people that im sponcered... its sweet


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK," "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism



this is so funny he he he ha ha ha
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat


Now go back and read the THIRD word in
each line...


30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house . . . they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really . . . most of them are not offended by it . . .

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy . . .

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms . . . that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better introduce her as your girlfriend!

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true . . . am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the best tips you could ever get!)

22 ways 2 make a girl smile

1 . Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous(not fine, or sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead/ neck.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

Guys repost this if u would do it.....or no girls will ever like you again.

Girls repost this if u think its sweet......or you'll never have a good relationship.

Repost this as "22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile."

Age: 19Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 29

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Halfling
Elftownworldmap 39°54.000'N 84°12.996'W

Place of living: USA-Ohio

Town: Dayton

Known languages
Armenian

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite URL: skateboarding.com

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
demonsdragonsmagic
vampires

Computer interests
action gameschatemail
information seekingmusicpr0n
video

Music
alternativeclassicalheavy metal
hip hopoperaprogressive metal
punkrapreggae
rocktechno

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexdiscoeating
electronicsrole playingscifi
watching sport

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 171


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