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Email: johanvandervelde@hotmail.com
Name: Johan
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About me
Name: Johan
Gender: male
Age:18
Birthdate: 08-03-88
Country Of Living: the Netherlands
Location: Tolbert
Height: 186cm
Weight: 84,5 kilo's
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: Brown/dark blonde whatever...
school\work: school
you smoke?: nope
Hobby´s: music, internet, television, sport
brothers\siste
rs: yes, sister and lill bro
releationship: yup :)
piercings: one (eyebrow)
most sexy person: no favorite
favorite movie(s): Lord of the Rings, Snatch, SAW
favorite music: suppose soft rock, soft trance, dance, pop, and some other stuff
favourite scents: Axe dimension/Vogue Oriental red
Favorite TV-series:Poker stuff
What is on your mousepad: got none ;)
What all is under your bed: noth'n
Favorite colors: dark blue, black
Favorite Artists: Manic Street Preachers, Groove Coverage, New Radicals, Nightwish, Robbie Williams, Party Animals, Toby Emerson, Solid Base, maksim, cascada
Favorite food: most my dad cooks
Favorite dessert: almost all
Favorite class in school: well, none at the moment
Favorite drink: no absolute favorite
Lucky number: got none
What do you think is the greatest thing about yourself: I don't know
What deodorant do you use: Axe stuff/Vogue homme
Favorite shoes: don't really care
What time do you go to bed during the week:around 1-2 a.m.
weekends: 1-2 a.m. or 4 a.m. when I'm going out
Most romantic moment in your life: Sharing your feelings with the one you love.
Most embarassing moment in your life: Yet to come
What do you do in the weekends: well, depends
What class at school do you dislike most: lots
Your Breakfast: I don't eat breakfast that often, but when I do it's yoghurt with some cereals or just some bread..
Your Lunch: i don't do it too often either but It's bread when i do Lunch
Your Dinner: Whatever my dad cooks
What do you really, really dislike to eat: I dislike mushrooms..
Pets: Not here.. But mum's some cats
Laugh or dream: dream
Serious or funny: serious, can't help
Fast or slow: fast
You prefer being alone or have a relationship with someone: Ofcourse relationship...
Simple or complicated?: complicated
Cremate or Buried when you die: buried
Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late
Light or dark?: dark
Speak or Silence: silence
Tall or small man/woman: something in between ok?
Newspaper or Television: Television
Hug or kiss: Kiss, hugs are okay too
Happy or Sad: Prefer Happy.. but Sad alot of the time
Life or Death: life
Gig or Disco: Disco
Left or Right: right
Sausages on top, or on the side: on top
Brunetts or Blondes: anything will do.
What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: How.....
You believe in reincarnation: nope
You believe in Aliens: nope, It would be nice
When you die what will be your last words: depends who's with me
Does true love exist: Yes, for certain people
How many kids would you like to have: 0 or 2-3
What is the one thing you can't stand: certain people
Best feeling: Being in Love
Worst feeling in the world: Pain of rejection by the one you love
Are you an emotional person: yes, í'm sure of that
What are you affraid of: rejection
Do you ever cry during a movie: never
As what animal would you like to reincarnate: Any creature that live an easy life
Most original place to ask your love to marry you: Tell me ;)
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I Have
I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
I HAVE SMOKED POT
I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
I WAS IN A TAXI
I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
I MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
I HAVE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
I NEVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME
I HAVE BEEN NAKED IN FRONT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
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Some great parts from the Manic's songs!!
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Look through my venetian blinds
Dusting the past off my mind
Seeing orange everywhere
I’d go to patagonia but it’s harder there
I’ll do anything to prove I care
Fascinated by good
Destroyed by evil what is there to believe in
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It's easy to breathe, it's easy to grieve
To breathe only air where life should be
It's easy to laugh, it's easy to cry
To cry so so hard that it can't be denied
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The gap that grows between our lives
The gap our parents never had
Stop those thoughts control your mind
Replace the things that you despise
Oh you're old I hear you say
It doesn't mean that I don't care
I don't believe in it anymore
Pathetic acts for a worthless cause
The world is full of refugees
They're just like you and just like me
But as people we have a choice
To end the void with all its force
So don't forget or don't pretend
It's all the same now in the end
It was set in a different life
Destroys my days and haunts my nights?
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The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say
That suicide is painless
It brings so many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please
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You're so fragile tonight
Been up hurting all night
It's not trivial like they think
Yes you're desperate and you're hurt
Thought about it so many times
Too afraid to open your eyes
To see the sadness that's inside
Just sit back in and stop time
You're tender and you're tired
You can't be bothered to decide
Whether you live or die
Or just forget about your life
But it's too late to be real
No time to be strong enough
Just time to leave it all behind
Memory has become pain
Rebuild the void with flowers
Sad eyed destruction build around sand and sea
Yes you can build your yourself around
Build yourself around me, yourself around me
You're tender and you're tired
You can't be bothered to decide
Whether you live or die
Or just forget about your life
Drift away and die
Never say goodbye
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Been natural
For once in my life
Now I'll have to swallow some pride
Know that I should never give advice
But it's too late now to say goodbye
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Age: 18 | Year of birth: 1988 | Month of birth: 3 | Day of birth: 8 |
Gender: male
Fantasy race personality: Human
52°26.760'N 6°0.522'E
Place of living: Netherlands
Town: Tolbert
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Computer interests
action games | chat | email |
information seeking | music | pr0n |
strategy games | video | webcam |
Music
alternative | eurodisco | goth |
new age | pop | rock |
synth | techno |
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Other interests
animals | anime | board games |
card games | cars | cats |
chasing the preferred sex | chess | cooking |
crime stories | dancing | disco |
drinks | economics | fantasy |
film | gambling | party |
porn | religion | shopping |
sporting | watching sport | whisky |
Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
Height: 186