[hey i updated sum of dis so yer its changed lolz]
hey well me well erm i'm blonde so am dumb lol i luv avin a laugh nd well avin fun lol i av sum friends dat r random sum dat r cute sum dat r crazy sum dat r sexy sum dat r normal(not many) sum dat can count 2 mur than 10 nd sum dat luv me nd then i got erm well yer u get da idea lol there all different but special 2 me lv u all u no who u r x x x x
[random crap about me!]
Name: kelly

Nickname: kacy, jimmy's ho lol

Country of living: uk

height: erm...smallish hehe i dno

Eye colour: Blue

Shoe size: 7?8 ewwwe feet

school/Work: Polesworth high school

You smoke: Nope

Hobbys: hanging out wit my m8's nd bf listenin 2 music u no da usual lolz

Brother/sister: 1 lil sis

Relationship: yep:)

Who would you like to meet: katie price

Favorite Clothes : erm...ones dat fit lolz i dno i lv ma skirts but in terms of brand i dunt av a fav

Favorite car:ones wit 4 wheels lolz

Favorite movie: legally blonde miss congieniality grease chicago honey basically any chick flick musical or dance movie

Favorite Music: erm...R 'n' B gurl at heart but sum indie rock

Favorite city: erm...

Favorite TV Series: erm...i dno

Favorite colour: pink

Favorite song ever: erm...Queen don't stop me now and tina turners simply the best cant decide between em lolz

Favorite song at the moment: kelly clarkson-you found me

Favorite food: erm...ooh mums roast dinner all the way lolz

Favorite class: drama

most sxy person:jimmy woo lolz

Lucky number: i dunt av one:(

What do you do at weekends: coursework yay lolz md jst chill out realli

Pets: none

Hug or kiss: hugs

Gig or disco: gig as long as i aint wrkin lolz

You believe in aliens: nopw

When you die what will your last words be:erm...i love u

Does true love exist: i'm beginnin 2 believe it duz yes

What are you afraid of: erm...losin da person i love

Are you an emotional person: ye

What would you like to be reincated as:dno

Who is your best bud: sam

Is there something you don't understand about life: jst life in general realli lol i'm easy 2 confuse lolz

Ma m8's-well i got quite a few lol but yer here goes:
jimmy!!!!-ma bby!!! dis guy realli has changed ma life but it's all gd. He made me trust guys agen!! just wna thank u 4 evrythin babe u mean da wrld 2 me nd I neva wna lose u!!![I love you!!!!!]
sam-wow she shud b at top really lol shes ma bestest friend eva ur ma bitch hunni lolz but she leavin skl at end of yr nd not doin sixth form will miss her lotz lv u soooo much hunni thnx 4 evrythin x x x x x x x
Jo x x-awe joda's a sweetie i lv her lotz x x her nd beckettt make such a cute couple hope u both stay 2gtha happily xox
matt-awe jo's bf a.k.a Beckett awe hes gr8 lv him [keep on runnin]x x awe u treat jo so well ur so cute 2getha xox
stef-woo stefs ma lil hunni lol shes gr8 helps me out ldzzzzzzzz cheers chick xox
jim-stefs bf awe hes fab i lv him very funni lol lv ya x x x [A bloke wlked in2 a butchers shop! Av u heard dis one? No jim dun't think I av(actually tld me bout 300 times b4 lolz]
Lizzie-Can b a gd m8 wen she listens lol she loves nd i mean loves tlkin bout sex lol nd alwayz wants 2 know bout evry1's sex life nd tells evry1 hers wen we really dunt need 2 no but ah well xox
Danny-awwwwe i lv danny hes gr8!! Dunt worry bbz evrythin will b ok!
mark-wooooo mark rokz i lv mark lol hes fab lol alwayz undertands me lol i think hes da onli person who duz lv ya x x x
sarah-she rokz i wuv u sarah lolz she's ma lesbian lover hehe always meks ya laugh ur gr8 hunni hehe lv ya xox
[well dats all our lil crew lol we hang out 2getha most fridays lv em all x x x x]
nd da rest...
[ma girlies!!!]
sammy-ok technically we r cousins but deffo friends as well I can tlk 2 her bout anythin lv u xox
abbey-awe abbey's da sweetest nd prettiest gal i no lol shes fab x x x
abbie-a diff one lol she kl rich has a hot tub lol shes da best in most of ma lessons she luks after me lol shes like ma mum its all gd lol she didnt like jimmy at first but now she duz cuz hes mekin me happy:Dlv herx x x
kirsty-ma baby duff duff lolz i lv u lol alwayz der 4 me da bestest x x
sophie-aka spud lol shes gr8 the niceest gal i av eva met mwah x x
Fran-whoop fran shes gr8 x x bin a bitch 2 her in da past i'm sorry hunni
laura-aka mushi lol fab sports mad lol but still fab mwah x x x x x
becca-aka princess boo!Da best greaser u'll eva c!!!hehe we do it so well lol xox awe i lv becca amazin girl total performer lol she rokz i lv u hunnix x x x u nd zach r ment 4 each otha hope u happy 4eva xox
tasha-yer ma drama buddy i wuv u tasha no-one will eva beat our drunk scenes lol u no wt i mean hunni lol lv u x x x
Rach-Rach is gr8 amazinly pretty nd gr8 at drama i'm so jealous of her!!!lol lv ya hunni xox
Hannah-hannah rokz wrk experience was propa funni hehe god we r bitches lolz nah but ur kl nd i lv yaz xox
sam s-awe sams so kl shes in sixth frm now no her through skl play shes fab always der with advice lv her x x x x
[lads!!!]
alex-our lil gay friend lol hes fab lol lv him x x x
lewis-lewis is in ma maths nd science group lol hes alwayz mekin us laugh lol x x
lil phil-awe lil phil rokz yay x x xlv u x x x
paul-awe ma bby paul lol hes gr8 we av a very flirty friendship lol lv him x x x
Jit-jits awesum offers loadsa advice lol x x nd gr8 hugs:) x x
ali-awwwe ali's well sweet hes a gr8 guy nd I get on sooo well wit him lv ya bbz xxxxxx
Gale-awwwwwe i lv him ya gr8 bbz lv him hehe *hugs u* hehe xxxxxxx
[well i'm sure i av 4got sum ppl i'm soooooooo sorry but let me no nd i will put em on here!!!]

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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

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MEN'S ENGLISH:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay
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hahaha i lv dis its so gd lol feel free 2 steal it!

[Lv dis 2 i always wundered lol]
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of
bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! 
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,She is wondering
how long
you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at
all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers
forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says I love you, She means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that