thats me and my firned. i know were talented. we can spoons on our noses.


i was shooting water out of my straw


than it went all over me


i was at a college party when that was taken. i know im beautiful



Female Comebacks!



Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.



Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized



Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


[a girl asked a boy if she was pretty*
*he said no*
*she asked him if he wanted*
*to be with her forever*
*he said no*
*she then asked him if he would*
*cry if she walked away*
*he again said no*]



[*she had heard too much*
*she needed to leave*
*as she walked away*
*he grabbed her arm*
*and told her to stay*
*he then told her:*]



[*you're not pretty*
*you're beautiful.*
*i don't want to be with you forever,*
*i need to be with you forever.*
*i wouldn't cry if you walked away*
*i would die*]

message me and tell me the answers:
1. Give me your number?


2. Have sex with me?


3. Let me kiss you?


4. Call me


5. Let me take you out to dinner?


6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?


7. Take a shower with me?


8. Be my boyfriend?


9. would u let me buy u a drink


10. Take me home for the night?


11. Would you let me sleep in your bed?


12. Sit in the hospital with me if I was nervous about something?


13. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?


14. Do you think im pretty, good looking, or hot?


15. Do you like my style?


16. Do you think im funny?


17. Do you care about me?


18. Would you cry if i died?


19. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide?


20. Would you dance with me?


21. Would u marry me?


22. Mess around with me if I was drunk?


23. Mess around with me if i wasn't drunk?


24. Skinny dip with me?


25. if i was i drunk would you let me make a fool out of myself?


26. What would you do if we werent friends anymore?


27. Would you hug me for more than 5 minutes