Hi. I'm Ed. Or Zabie. Or Liz. Yeah, I have a lot of random nicknames. Anyway, sixteen year old writer, hopefully I'm going to be published someday. Keep an eye out, maybe you'll see my name in a bookstore someday. Especially in the fantasy section. I have two dogs, four cats, a ton of fish, a half sister, a step sister, three step brothers, a mom, a dad, a step mom, and a step dad.I have two best friends, Kasey and Jason.



001: Name: Elizabeth (call me that and die!!)
002: Nickname: Zabie, Ed, Liz, pick one
003: Country of living: USA
004: Birthdate: 3/23/89
005: height: 5’ 3 1/2”
006: Eye color: Brown
007: Shoesize: 6 1/2
008: School/work: both
009: You smoke: HELL NO!!!
010: Hobby's: Reading, writing, bass guitar, theater, boys, anime, bowling
011: Brothers/Sisters: 3 step brothers, 1 step sister, 1 half sister
012: Relationship: nope
013: Piercing(s): Ears, and maybe nose someday
014: Tattoo: As soon as im 18, a chinese symbol on my ankle
015: Fave Country to go to: Japan!! (fascinating culture)
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: rapists
017: Nicest person(s) you met this year: Michelle, she rocks
018: Person you rather not have met this year: The new, unimproved Deanna
019: Who would you like to meet: Jose Pasillas
020: Who do you admire most: Mum
021: Most sexy person(s): I hate to admit it but my ex, Marco
022: Favorite Pyjama: Oversized cotton button down shirt (light shade of pink)
023: Favorite Car: 1998 toyota corolla, champaigne in color, four door (i love my baby)
024: Favorite Movie(s): ALL. I LOVE MOVIES.
025: Favorite music: Rock
026: Favorite City(s): Boston, Mass - Yes, I am a true Massachussetts girl
027: Favorite Plush: ummmm
029: Favoriete Magazine: Animerica
030: Favorite sound: A bowling ball knocking down all ten pins in one hit (strike!!)
031: Favorite TV- Evangelion, Trigun, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, South Park
032: Favorite Writer: Shakespeare, who else? (he's my freakin idol)
033: Favorite Nickname: For me: Zabie. For someone else: Kauffie
034: What is on your mousepad: A drawing My little sister made
035: What is under your bed: The boogeyman and a shitload of loose change
036: Favorite color: Red
037: Favorite Song ever: Not Sane
038: Favorite song at this moment: Ever So Sweet by The Early November
039: Favorite food: Moose Tracks ice cream sundae with hot fudge, peanut butter sauce, whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles and some peanut butter cup chunks. mmmmmmm....
040: Favorite class(s) in school: Theater II (possibly advanced acting by the end of this year)
041: Favorite drink: Milk
042: Lucky number: 7, and not because 7 is a lucky number on it's own either. I seriously have reasons for 7 to be my lucky number.
043: What do you think is greatest about yourself: My speech-making skills, as well as my writing. Basically, my way with words.
044: What deodorant do you use: Ban
045: Favorite shoes: Etnies
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: 10-ish
047: What word(s) do you use most: I use a variety of words, thank you
048: Most romantic moment in your life: When Dave said, "You don't know that" and looked at me funny. Yes, I choose that over the times I've made out or yes, slightly further. Kinda sucks that kid was a faker.
049: Most embarrassing moment in your life: Like I would tell you.
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: I'm an indoor girl
051: What do you do on the weekends: Work, and sleep over Kasey's house
052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: Word Processing, Ms. Poirier was a monster in disguise, IM TELLING YOU, but no one believed me.
053: Your Breakfast: cinnamon raisin toast with butter and a tad of grape jelly, with a side of scrambled eggs (with a hint of ketchup on top) and some bacon and maybe a mini poppy-seed bagel with plain cream cheese
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: All seafood except crabcakes and tuna
055: Pets: Two dogs (both mixed breeds, but both with some collie) and three cats (one fat, one a snob, and one incredibly stupid)
056: Laugh or dream: Dream, it's more of an adventure
057: Serious or funny: You're actually going to make me choose?? No way, i like both
058: Fast or slow: "start it slow then work up" says the person I stole this from, and I must agree
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: either kinda works for me, but a relationship would be nice
060: Simple or complicated? How about I complicate this question by saying somewhere in between?
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: Having read "Go Ask Alice", DEFINITELY cremate
062: Sex or alcohol: Sex, but not for a while I hope
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: I like sleep. Early.
064: Light or dark?: Dim... are you noticing a pattern yet? if i must choose, dark
065: Speak or Silence: Speak
066: Tall or small man/woman: medium, gotta be taller than me but not by too much
067: News paper: Paper
068: Hug or kiss: Kiss
069: Happy or Sad: Depends on what mood I'm in and right now I'm in between
070: Life or Death: How about life, then death?
071: Gig or Disco: Gig
072: Left or Right: LEFT, BITCHEZZZ!!!
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: I hate sausages
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: Dark
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: May I have more questions please?
076: You believe in reincarnation: No, but it would be cool
077: You believe in Aliens: Oh cmon, what are the odds that we're the ONLY life in the ENTIRE universe??
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: I think I would recite Shakespeare's "Hey nonny nonny". Seriously.
079: Does true love exist: But of course. the tougher question is will I ever find it?
080: How many kids would you like to have: 4, I think. MAYBE 5, depending on my financial situation
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: Boys who just don't get that when I push them away, I'm just not in the mood.
082: Best feeling: love, all kinds, family, friends, romance...
083: Worst feeling in the world: betrayal
084: What are you afraid of: Bloody Mary
085: Are you an emotional person: Hell yeah
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: I cry for almost EVERY movie.
087: Your goal in life: To become the greatest writer that ever lived, so that the names of my characters and titles of my books are known by every man, woman, and child to walk this earth. Maybe that's asking too much of fate. But hey, shoot for the moon...
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve? To get better grades
089: Favorite art-artist: Angela, my cousin
090: As what animal(s) would you like to reincarnate: A snow fox- one of nature's most romantic, graceful and dedicated creatures
091: What is the most beautiful part on the male body: eyes
092: Most original place to have your love ask you to marry them: Most original meaning not my preferance, but the most original I can think of is in the wave pool at Water Country
093:What do you think of Elftown: Nifty
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: ummmm
095: Where did you get this question list: I stole it from ace leo hunter502
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most your PC: Write stories and talk to friends
097: Is there a question you missed in this: As in, there should be another? Yes, how about, if you could choose a name for yourself other than the one you have, what would it be?? (for me, Adrienne Jessica)





Most of my poems are about another little story I have created called "The Third Angel". Here are a few:

NO RETURN
Through my fingers
Like grains of sand
I can't quite grasp onto your hand

I dip my palms
Into the flood
Forever stained now in your blood

No bandage and
No mother's kiss
Can stop you from bleeding like this

I try to help
And you attack
You know that I'll never fight back

And the worst part is...
You're not coming back


THE THIRD ANGEL
Three angels existed a long time ago
Long before the creation of man
When sadness was sung through their beautiful song
Then joy was expressed through their magical dance

The First Angel's eyes were as green as the forest
And her was as red as a sunset
Her dance was the flicker of a thousand flames
A dance that none could forget

The Second Angel's eyes were as brown as the earth
And her hair was as dark as the night
Her words were the waves of a thousand seas
The tales that she told could bring demons to fright

The Third Angel's eyes were as blue as the sky
And her hair was as gold as the sun
Her voice was the wail of a thousand winds
She was beautiful, sweet, and she liked to have fun

The first two angels held each other
A thousand tears they did cry
As their youngest sister, The Third Angel,
Spread her wings to fly
She flew away, but her memory stayed
Because angels never die


ANGEL'S MISTAKE
I did not mean to sound so cruel
Point my finger, you broke the rules
It's hard to say you're no one's fool
But that does not mean that you're not...
Our twilight star

Should I sugarcoat it for you?
Say that everyone adores you?
Is it that our bluntness bores you?
We're the only ones who love you...
For who you are

The truth is very rarely sweet
It will not sweep you off your feet
It is quite bitter as it greets
But at some point you have no choice...
Swallow it down

Admit it; it's overrated
All those actions that we hated
And the day we separated
We can't be there if you fall
But watch in horror as you drown


WORRISOME SISTERS
Oh Precious, bittersweet Third Angel
We just want you to be careful
We love you far too much to fight
Please stop bleeding; Do what's right

First Angel, her and myself, we
Don't want you to leave Angels three
Oh, lest we become Angels Two
And have to live life without you


OK, enough Angel poetry. How about some poetry on another topic? Here's one about how it sucks that teenagers don't get enough respect:

DOGS
We've grown up now
We did somehow
Hands and not paws
Nails and not claws
We walk on two feet
Shake hands when we meet
We think our own way
And we must leave someday

I'm pulling on my leash
You won't let me go
I want to break away
I'm tugging at my collar
I'm not getting any smaller
Let me break away


OK, now for the bizarre poem that is neither dark nor particularly cheery:

IS IT THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH?
I can sense those empty eyes
The glossy mask that hides them, gone
They trace a shiver down my spine
Could it be that I was wrong?

Pale but deep with silent words
In a language I don't know
The sky's reflection on the sea
So blue, so blue, intensely so

Profound, I do not understand
Persistant, you won't look away
You sit so still and do not speak
Why do you stare at me that way?


Now for a dark poem:

ASHES
When I was a child
You found me in my dreams
In a world where nothing is what it seems
You took my hand
And we followed the sun
Left our world behind and forgot everyone
Can you feel me emptiness
When you hold me tight?
Someting inside tells me this isn't right
My greatest mistake
Cannot be ignored
For all that I've dont this is my just reward

Open your eyes
And look all around
Ashes ashes
We all fall down

A tear and a shadow
And this will be done
But you're making this hard as you're standing there, stunned
A love nonexistant
A passion not real
All that I wanted but not how I feel

Open your eyes
And Look all around
Ashes ashes
We all fall down

You're everything that I dreamed you to be
My visions of you are so clear to me
As we've grown older, our lives rearrange
And I've realized now that sometimes dreams change

And last but not least, the insanely overdramatic poem:

DREAM
Blue fades to yellow, then orange, then red
The sun has set over the world in my head
I'm bathing in moonlight, I'm swimming with stars
My body stays still as my soul travels far


Alright, I'll stop torturing you with poetry.



1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.




FAVORITES

Movies:
-The Lion King
-Moulin Rouge
-Princess Mononoke
-The Lion King
-The Labyrinth
-Titanic
-The Ring
-Rat Race
-I really like The Lion King
-I just like movies in general

TV:
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-South Park
-Trigun
-Cowboy Bebop
-Neon Genesis Evangelion
-Roseanne

Bands:
-Incubus
-Alanis Morisette
-Kittie
-Linkin Park
-Seether
-Avril Lavigne (at least I'm willing to admit it)
-Thanks for Nothing
-Aerosmith
-Queen
-Cold Pizza
-Many many MANY more!!

Animals:
-Puffin
-Snow Fox
-Raccoon

Colors:
-Red
-Blue
-Violet

Books:
-The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
-Harry Potter (I confess)
-Deerskin
-Daughter of the Forest
-Son of the Shadows
-Child of the Prophecy
-Daughters of the Moon
-Sons of the Dark
-Battle Royale
-ALL OF THEM!!!

Speaking of Battle Royale... Takako Chigusa rocks my socks (so does Shogo but mainly Takako). No you know who rocks my socks mor than Takako? Yukie Utsumi, class representative. I like how she is so bold and flirty, but not in a giggly way. Plus, she's a really good leader.



Little note: There are seven magical elements. NOT four. Fire, water, air, plant, stone, electric, spirit. That's how I see it. Do not attempt to argue with me on this, I will not give in.


Answers to questions you were afraid to ask:
-I'm a virgin.
-I'm drug free.
-I'm single, heterosexual.
-I'm democratic/liberal.
-My most unusual fetish is skeletons, don't ask why, I don't know either.
-Yes, my boobs are real. Please don't ask that, it's getting old.
-I have an IQ of 135. Not extremely high but not too shabby either.
-My sign is Aries.

<333333333 Zabie