Jessica is a short little thing who loves to have fun. she likes it when ppl finally realize that she's crazy and they are just as crazy. she's been told she's very trustworth but worries too much. shes not looking for anything really on elftown...she just made an account cuz she had nothing to do and she's filling out the description cuz her friend is making her cuz he says it needs to be filled out more *sighs*. anyways just fill out the questionaire if you have nothing better to do...she loves hearing what ppl think of her.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. If asked do you love me what would you say?
16. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?


hmmmm....once again i've been told i need more information on here....well i dunno ask me anything...i'll answer just about anything you could ask me. im a pretty open person once i get to know you...yeah i dunno im once again not really looking for anything on elftown... anyways im gunna go and find something to fix my caffine craving seeing as according to my brother thats all i do...i swear im just normally hyper...i don't ususally drink coffee...in fact i never drink straight coffee... bad bad experiance last tiem i did that. anyways luv ya always and forever*kisses*


Six Reasons Why Sex is Good
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who don’t have sex.
4) Makes you look better- (problem is ugly people don’t get any). Sex releases hormones in your body which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.
5) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.
6) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!



Some stuff on Men
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you heard, it's the truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumcised. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.



Some stuff on Women
1) 9% of women in the world call themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do)
2)43% of women use the term "natural"
3)24% say they have "average" looks
4)8% prefer the term "feminine"
5)7% say they are "good looking"
6)7% say they are "cute"
7)only 2% of women say they are "sexy"
8)An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
9)60% of women have had breast implants.
10)75% of women don’t like oral sex.
11)95% of women shave their privates.