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[
series 1 ]
Name: Anthony Easterling
Birthday: september 21
Birthplace: Mt. Gilead
Current Location: Ohio
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 6 feet 3 inches
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Righty or Lefty: Both
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Font: I dont care
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[ series 2 - your favorite ]
Music: Hardcore shit
Lotion: Um...dont have one
Colors: Red and Black
Car: Ferarri
Magazine: Sports Illustrated
TV Show: Steven's Untitled Rock Show
Song at the Moment: The Show Must Go On by Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Language: English
Food & Beverage: Lemonade, Steak
Subject in School: Wood Tech.
Weekend Activity: Shopping and Partying
Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
Roller Coaster: Millenium Force
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[ series 3 - what is ]
Your most overused phrase: "Chief"
First thing you thought when you woke up: Time for work...
Last image/thought you go to sleep with:I dunno?
First feature you notice of opposite sex: Is she Fat?
Wussiest Sport: Golf
Your best feature: The hair
Your greatest fear: Needles
Your greatest accomplishment:I dunked a basketball.
Your most missed memory: School being easy.
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[ series 4 - you prefer ]
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
Wendys or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Either
Adidas or Nike: nike
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: Chicken fingers
Dogs or Cats: Dogs
Single or Taken: Single
Monica or Brandy: Brandy
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes:Both R Gay
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Either
One pillow or Two: Two
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa: Hot Chocolate
Cappucino or Coffee: Coffee
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[ series 5 - do you ]
Shower everyday: Yeah
Have a crush: Yeah
Think you've been in love: Yeah
Want to go to college: Yes
Like high school: Yes
Want to get married: Yes
Type correctly: yes
Fingers correctly on the keyboard? No
Believe in yourself: Yeah
Have any tattoos?? : Not yet
Have any piercings? Where:None yet
Get motion sickness: Sometimes, if i read
Think you're a health freak: Can be
Get along with your parents: mostly all the time
Like thunderstorms: No
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[ series 6 - the future ]
Age you plan to get married: 20-25
Number and names of children: 1 kid: damone
Where will you be at age 20:Playing College Football
Dream wedding: On a moving Chapel
How do you want to die: poison
Dream job:Pro Football or Basketball, rockstar
Country you'd like to visit: Madagascar
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[ series 7 - opposite sex ]
Pericings or not?: Yeah
Best eye color: blue
Best hair color:Blonde or brown or black
Short or long hair: Middle to short
Best height: 5'6
Best weight: 125
Best clothes: None... haha
Best first date location: concert
Best first kiss location: concert Parking Lot
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[ series 8 - other ]
Last time you slept with a stuffed animal: last night
Rings before you answer the phone:Depends when I get to the phone.
What's on your mouse pad: stripper
How many houses you've lived in: 3
How many schools you've gone to: 3
Bedroom carpet color: Charcoal Grey
Shave your head for $5,000?: Yeah
Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people:Beer, Jet Ski, a Penguin
Best time of your life so far: Cedar Point with Steph
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[ series 9 - shopping ]
Where is your favorite place shop at : Mall What do you like to get : Clothes, CDs, Hats, Movies
Do you like it when your mom comes with you?: No
Do you like to go in a group, or by yourself?: Either
How many times a week do you go : 1/2
!Some Sweet Bands!
Greeley Estates, The Finest Hour, My heart Bleeds, Bleeding Through , The Bled , Bleed the Dream , Saosin , From Autumn to Ashes , As I lay Dying , Norma Jean , Poison the well , Darkest Hour , A Static Lullaby , The Used , The Black Dahlia Murder , Underoath , It dies today , Fear before the march of flames , The Cure , Atreyu , Armor for Sleep , Throwdown , The locust , He is legend , On Broken Wings , Dead to fall , The fall of troy , Emery , Blood Brothers , Saves the day , Bring me the Horizon , Alexisonfire , Bullet for my valentine , Haste the day , The agony scene , Scary kids scaring kids , The chariot , The tony danza tap dance extravaganza , Bane , blood for blood , horse the band , lovehatehero , underminded , the dillenger escape plan , maylene &; the sons of disaster , neon blonde , full blown chaos , roses are red . Zao . a change of pace . bury your dead . ed gein . dear whoever . the kinison . the number twelve looks like you . circa survive . botch . alesana . Mount sims
Things to do at a fast food drive thru!
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
18. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
19. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
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THINGS GUYS WANT GIRLS TO KNOW
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
31. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you say it HE is still letting you win!
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More Proof of Our Stupidity ~~~~~
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
1.) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (andthat's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2.) On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
3.) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)
4.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
5.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
6.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
7.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
8.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)
10.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
11.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
12.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash)
13.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
14.) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
15.) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
16. On a hot or cold pack:Warning:do not microwave while wearing (like i can fit in a microwave)
17.) Sure-kill ratraps: warning: do not use on any animal larger than a mouse. (but isn't a rat larger than a mouse?!?)
18) On a Korean kitchen knife "warning keep out of kids" (out of kids?? aww but thats the only place i use it!)
19.) Nasonex nasal spray. warning do not use on eyes (....but thats where my nose is)
20. Breath freshener spray - warning, do not spray on eyes, see instructions for details (Darn those eye-tastebuds and complicated spray directions)
21. The same product, Non-Aerosol - warning, may contain aerosol (Er... riiiight...) (thanks wes foxx!)
22. fruit by the foot. remove paper backing from fruit chew before eating, do not eat the backing (but thats the best part!)
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ONLY IN AMERICA
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3.Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Ever wonder why?.....
1.) Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
2.) Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
3.) Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
Lottery"?
4.) Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5.) Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
6.) Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
7.) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
8.) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
9.) Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
10.) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
11.) When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
12.) Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
13.) Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
14.) You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
15.) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
16.) Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
17.) If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
18.) If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
19.) Why people drive on parkways but park on driveways?
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[Top 20 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery]
1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
3. Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
6. There go the lights again...
7. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got
two of 'em."
8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
9. Could you stop that thing from beating, it's throwing my
concentration off.
10. Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
11. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
12. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
13. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
14. What do you mean "You want a divorce!"
15. Fire! Fire! Everyone get out.
16. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.
17. Oh, look everyone. It's lunch time.
18. The foot bone's connected to the, leg bone...
19. That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
20. Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise.
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Random boring stuff that has nothing to do with anything:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
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Bunnies are Cool
[If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you.]
My friends on here.....
Heather-[heathergirl]-girl of my dreams...lol
Cameron-[Ctown08]-best friend
Lucas-[brutal.]-best friend
Brittany-[freedumb]
Sarah-[-Je Veux Votre Amour-]-Hottie from texas!
Alara-[liquidfizzle6210]
Kate-[Walk By Faith .. Not By Sight]
Cole[Sins to Virtues]-my brother.
Ellena-[Hold me and tell me we'll burnlike stars]
Suki-[suki IN LOVE]-The other hotttie from texas!
Melissa-[Wilted Black Rose]
Age: 17 | Year of birth: 1989 | Month of birth: 9 | Day of birth: 21 |
Gender: male
Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap missing.
Place of living: USA-Ohio
Town: Ashland
Favorite drawing objects
anime | buildings | demons |
dragons | dwarves | funny |
landscape | strange | vampires |
warriors | weapons |
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Computer interests
action games | art | chat |
email | information seeking | music |
strategy games | web design |
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Music
alternative | goth | heavy metal |
jazz | new age | progressive metal |
punk | rap | rock |
Other interests
animals | art | beer |
books | card games | carpentry |
cars | chasing the preferred sex | cooking |
dancing | drinks | eating |
electronics | fashion | film |
motorcycles | party | role playing |
singing | slacking | shopping |
sporting | watching sport | woodwork |
writing |
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Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: fit
Height: 190