Im Caitlyn im almost 16 f i hate beeing lied to.I have many freinds dont have a b/f and it sucks i dont like to talk to any guys over 19 its gross. i may not be blonde but i can have moments that u think i am i do have aol and yahoo so if u want just ask for them and ill talk to u on there thats all for now.


WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)




2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.





3. Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?





4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!





5. Are You Andy or Barney?





6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.





7. Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?





8. What the fuck?! I pay your salary!





9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!





10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.





11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.





12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"





13."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR








lAYER ONE:
-- Name: Caitlyn
-- Nickname: Caitly
bith date:dec 4th 1990
-- Eye color:Brown
-- Hair color: brown
Righty or lefty : Righty
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: no idea
-- Your weakness: being tickled
-- Your fears: snakes,spiders
-- Your perfect pizza: Pep
- Goal you'd like to achieve: complete collage
LAYER THREE
-- Soda: i cant drink soda
- Fast food joint: mcdonalds
-- Single or group dates: both
-- Adidas or Nike:  
lipton ice tea or nesta:lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: both
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FOUR
-- Smoke: nope
-- Sing: yeah
-- Take a shower every day: Yes, sometimes three i hate being dirty
-- Have a crush(es): yep just one though
-- Do you think you've been in love: nope
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: yes it’s alright I guess
LAYER FIVE
In the past month..
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Had sex : No
- Made out: no
-- Gone on a date: Yes
-- Gone to the mall: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Yes
- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Gone skating: yes
-- Made homemade cookies: yes
--Gone skinny-dipping:yes
-- Dyed your hair: yea
-- Stolen anything: No
LAYER SIX
-- Age you hope to be married: have no clue
-- Numbers and names of children: i want to have 3 kid 2 girls 1 boy; girl Candice May, Faith Ann,Boy Brandon
-- Describe your dream wedding: Huge
-- How do you want to die: painless
-- Where do you want to go to college: somewhere in california
-- What country would you most like to visit: Italy
LAYER SEVEN
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: one
-- Number of CDs that I own: too many too count
-- Number of piercing: ears
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a couple
-- Number of scars on my body: not a lot but a couple
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: a hell of a lot

TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.


I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X)I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(x)I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(x) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(_) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
(_) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
(x) I Never been caught cheating on my boyfriend/girlfriend