Welcome to my house

i guess when i change this im posta put a bunch of shit in here about what im like who i like and what i do for fun..........well i guess i could put something in here

im a blonde headed bitch i have a temper i have a smile i also have tears........i listen to music alot just because i want to hear someone else say they know how i feel.........i try to stay in touch with the people i care about but they seem to always be busy so...........i try to find new people to talk to.....so if you want just guve me a halla......or dont i really dont care

sorrie if you do not like me house now that i have taken everything out but i needed the change so yeah this is it this is me

so FUCK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY



[ WHAT SEX IS TO A LIL KID ]

little johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. he had been hearing quite a bit about making out from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.one day he took his question to his mother,who became rather flustered. instead of explaining things to little johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains tonight and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. this he did. the following morning, johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "sis" and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while then he turned off most the lights...then he started kissing and hugging her. i figured sis might be getting sick because here face started looking funny!... he must have thought so to because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart just the way the doctor did. except hes not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.i guess he was getting sick to, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. his other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. about this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down to the end of the couch. this is when her fever started. i knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hott...finally i found out what was making them so sick a big eel had gotten into his pants somehow...it jumped out of his pants and just stood there,about 10 inches lon,honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.when sis saw it she got really scared her eyes got big and her mouth fell open,she started calling out to god and stuff like that...she said it was the biggest one shes ever seen.i should tell her about the ones at the lake down by our house. anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.all of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he got a muzzel out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it...and he helped by laying on top of the eel...the eel put up a hell of a fight...sis started groaning and squealing and almost upset the couch...i guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it in beteween them...after a while they both quit moving and let out a great sigh.her boyfriend got up and sure enough they killed the eel.i knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out.sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back to courting anyways.he started hugging her and kissing her again.by golly the eel wasnt dead!!!...it jumped straight up and started fighting again...i guess eels are like cats they have nine lives or something. this time sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. after about a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. i knew it was dead because i saw sis's boyfriend peel the skin off and flush it down the toilet.


-a heart is not an instrument,
a heart is not a toy,
if you want it broken,
just give it 2 a boy!!
he'll hold u in his arms
n say he luv's u 2,
until he c's another gurl,
n says 2 hElL w/ u!!!
-I gave my heart to a boy once,
n he broke it just like glass,
if he ever asks 4 it back,
i'll say darling kiss my a$$!!!!*-

I tried to think of all the ways you've made me smile...
...then I realized there were too many to count,
I tried to count how many heartbeats I have per minute when your around...
...I lost count around two-hundred something,
I tried to point out a star for every way I love you...
...but I kinda ran outta sky.
I thought to myself, 'hm, why does it figure that when you came into my life, I run out of things to compare you to?'
...then I realized, you're too good to compare
I believe in angels,
the kind that heaven sends
...I'm surrounded
By angels, but I call
Them my best friends

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

"It's better to let someone think your an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it."

"If at first you don't succeed then failure may be your style"

"They all say to follow your heart...
but how do you when it's falling apart"
[oh so true]

"Love leaves a memory no one can steal,
but it can also leaves
a heartache that no one can heal."

"A million words wont bring you back, I know, because I tried...
Neither would a million tears... I know cause I cried."
this is soo true too i know

When I get the urge to exercise I lay down until it goes away"

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow"-Homer Simpson

"Life sucks get a straw"

Life isn't about finding yourself it's about creating yourself

When you start to
miss me just remember
your the one who let
   me go

I bet you will never
remember all the things
I will never forget

You bacically showed
me what love means and
what heartbreak feels like


I'd rather be blind
than see you happy with
  her...

I want to be your
hello and your hardest
goodbye


hey if you have a myspace and want to halla at me on there then this is my url

http://www.myspace.com/valerie_loou