I'm Bob =D


* I'm 18
* I'm in the two percentile of the population who have green eyes
* I live in sunny England
* I'm a second year at college - it's getting kinda boring
* Badminton is the sexiest sport that society has to offer
* I have a twin
* [ <3 Jessica Alba <3 ] is the most attractive thing alive
* I hardly ever talk about Peter André anymore =(

* The Matrix is the best film created
(But Mulan kicks ass too)
* There's no better cartoon character than Winnie the Pooh
* Red's a phitt colour
* I have the potential to be the most random person you've ever met
* I can't stand maths =(
* I have disturbingly odd/dirty dreams, ha!
* Summer arouses me
* But Santa's still my hero
* I love hats but you'll seldom see me wearing one

* I mildly obsess over grammar

* I've decided I'm no longer going to reply to messages which just say "hey" or whatnot. They don't particularly appeal to my aesthetic preferences =D


NOOOOOOO!
They deleted my picture of sexy Emma Watson =(
[This makes me very sad.]

I have a pretty varied taste in music
- Aerosmith
- Alice Cooper
- The All-American Rejects
- Anberlin
- Animal Alpha
- Apocalyptica
- Ashlee Simpson [<3]
- Audioslave
- Avril Lavigne [<3]
- Billy Talent
- Black Eyed Peas
- Christina Aguilera [<3]
- Coheed and Cambria
- Daft Punk
- Fall Out Boy
- Finger Eleven
- Foo Fighters
- The Fratellis
- Good Charlotte
- Guns 'n' Roses
- <3 High school Musical <3
- Hoobastank
- InMe
- James Morrison
- Keane
- Kelly Clarkson
- Kids in Glass Houses.
- Maroon 5
- The Mars Volta
- My Chemical Romance
- Nickelback
- Orson
- Panic! at the Disco
- Papa Roach
- Paramore
- The Prodigy
- Queen
- Queens of the Stone Age
- Rooster
- Steppenwolf
- The Strokes
- The Subways
- Switchfoot
- Taking Back Sunday
- Thin Lizzy
- Three Days Grace
- Thrice
- The Thrills
- Wolfmother


The movies section is messed up. Truth is, I don't actually like half those films. I'll change it when I can assed =]
But I doapologise for that extensive list of musical preferences and movie likings back there. I hope it didn't cause you too much grief. But if it did, please feel free to send me a complaint on the back of a postcard.
Ok, so who is Bob? I've gone through the basics, but I can tell you want to know more.
Ok, well, I'm a tad weird. I'm insanely random - If you start talking to me you're likely to find out what I mean. I like to make up proverbs with hidden meanings.
For example;

The solemn bear devours its own arm as the kangaroo rat prances on past

If you heed that subliminal message right there, then you're sure to do well in life, my friends.

OH! I forgot to mention my alter-egos, how could I?! Disgraceful. Yeah, I have this bunch of alter-egos. Most of them are based on or help historical celebrities. My personal favourite, Bobericus, for example, is a rival of Hercules'.
They used to be friends, mind.
It's a long story.
I'll put up some more information about those guys at a later date.

I'm quite into animé at the mo.
Especially Cowboy Bebop =]
Not only does it have the two coolest characters in the world, EVER...

[Who I'm not allowed to put any pictures of up.]
Hmpf.

...but the Cowboy Bebop movie also has the best movie quote in the world.


"You! You take too long to take a shit!"





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YHhGKkxPI
Watch it, now!