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TheTurtleMan

Member #153249 created: 2005-08-13 06:52:49Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/theturtleman   
Email: ebarone89@yahoo.com

Name: Evan Barone

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this is me this is evan

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Description:
I'm about 6'1" and 225 lbs yeah if you view my page please leave a message i like to see what people think of my page
BANDS THAT I LISTEN TO
AC/DC
ADEMA
ALKALINE TRIO
ARCH ENEMY
ATREYU
AUDIOSLAVE
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
BLACK SABBATH
BON JOVI (yes i like bon jovi)
BREAKING BENJAMIN
BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION
CANNIBAL CORPSE
COLD
CROSSBREED
CROSSFADE
DANZIG
DISTURBED
FIVE FOOT THICK (local band)
FLAW
GOD FORBID
GODSMACK
JUDAS PRIEST
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
KISS
KORN
LAMB OF GOD
LED ZEPPELIN
METALICA
MOTLEY CRUE
MUDVAYNE
MUSHROOMHEAD
NIRVANA
ORGY
OTEP
OZZY
PAPA ROACH
PINK FLOYD
RAMMSTEIN
ROB ZOMBIE
SEETHER
SKIDROW
STATIC X
TAPROOT
THREE DAYS GRACE
TRAPT
TRIVIUM
TWISTTED SISTER
VAN HALEN

I LISTEN TO OTHER STUFF BUT JUST DIDNT WANT TO LIST THEM

THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN FOR ME BY MY FRIEND MARK IT'S ABOUT A GUY I HAD IN ONE OF MY CLASSES THAT WOULDENT STOP TALKING SHIT TILL ONE DAY I HAD HAD ENOUGH AND FUCKEN STEPPED IT UP
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Bring on the violence
(Step it up)
Bring on the hate now
(Step it up)
Bring everything you got
(Fuckin' step it up)


Fuck you, you don't know me
Back off, No going through me
Test me and you'll hate the results
Your trying to best me with petty insults
Now c'mon and show me what you got!


Bring on the violence
(Step it up)
Bring on the hate now
(Step it up)
Bring everything you got
(Fuckin' step it up)


Go ahead and spit on and mistreat me, haha
Even if you do you'll never beat me,
When all is said and done you ended up nothin' to gain
Either way I'm still bringing on the fucking pain


You better step it up if your gunna try this,
Bring on everything you got,
You better step it up when you try to take me,
Story in all of this is you'll never break me!
Now step it up a notch,
Step it up a notch...


Bring on the violence
(Step it up)
Bring on the hate now
(Step it up)
Bring everything you got
(Fuckin' step it up)
Bring on the violence
(Step it up)
Bring on the hate now
(Step it up)
Bring everything you got
(Fuckin' step it up)
Step it up another mother fuckin' notch now!!!!!

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1. Smoked a cigarette: yup
2. Smoked a cigar:yup
3. Snorted coke: yup
4. Smoked Weed: yup
5. Been high: yup
6. Had sex: yup
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: yup
8. Tried to kill someone: yup
9. Tried to kill yourself: yup
10. Got in a fist fight: yup
11. Lied to your parents: yup
12. Given someone a bruise:yup
13. Ditched someone: yup
14. Freak danced: yup
15. Stole something: yup
16. Cut yourself: yup on accident im not an emo kid
17. Skipped school: yup
18. Hung up on someone: yup
19. Threw up at school: yup
20. Done someone else's make-up: yup
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: nope
22. Had a burping contest: yup
23. Snuck out: yup
24. Been to a school dance: yup
25. Thought your friends mom was hot: yup

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HAVE YOU EVER
1) Dated one of your best friends: yup
2) Loved/Liked: yup
3) Cried: yup
4) Drank alcohol: yup
5) Done drugs: yup
6) Broken the law: yup
7) Broken a bone: yup
8) Cheated on a test: yup
9) Skinny dipped: yup
10) Played Truth or Dare: yup
11) Ridden in a fire truck: yup
12) Come close to dying:yup
13) burned yourself: yup
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride:yup
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: yup
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: yup
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: yup
18) Fell asleep while eating: yup
19) Met someone famous: yup
20) Been in a school play: no
21) Cried in public: yup
22) Seen someone die: yup
23) been in a fist fight: yup
24) given someone a bruise: yup
25) gotten a bruise: yup
26) knocked somone out: yup
27) been knocked out: i cant remember
28) flipped any vehicles: yup
29) cut someone: yup
30) been cut: yup
31) burnt any buildings down: maybe
32) sex in public: yup
33) mooned someone: yup
34) acted kidnapped in a car: yup
35) flashed someone: yup
36) kissed an ass: no
37) blew something up:yup
38) caught your yard on fire: yup
39) threw a firecracker at someone: yup
40) been in any wars: no
41) stayed up all night: yup
42) slept all day: yup
43) watched the sunrise: yup
44) rode a motorcycle: yup
45) driven a car: yup
46) wrecked a car: yup
47) gotten a tity twister: yup
48) given a tity twister: yup
49) posed for a nude pic: yea right my fat ass doin that
50) been suspended: yup
51) been expelled: yup
52) been arrested: yup
53) been in jail: no
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WOuld you do the following....

1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. dance with me?
20. sing happy birthday to me?
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If I was a profession I'd be: bass player for my band
If I was a piece of candy I'd be:snickers bar
If I was a store I'd be: guitar world
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Vans
If I was a ice cream flavour I'd be: cookie dough
If I was a board game I'd be: fuck board games
If I was a feeling I'd be: anger
If I were a month, I'd be: july
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3:45 a.m
If I were a direction, I'd be: west
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be:bed
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: bass
If I were a car, I'd be: 1974 camero
If I were a taste, I'd be: who gives a fuck
If I were a facial expression, I'd be:idunno
If I were a number, I'd be: 14
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001: Name: Evan Barone
002: Nickname: turtle
003: Country of living: USA
004: Birthdate: 7/21/89
005: Length: 6'1
006: Eye color: hazel
007: Shoesize: 13
008: School/work: school
009: You smoke: yea
010: Hobby's: hanging with friends
011: Brothers/Sisters: 2 brothers one younger one older 2 sisters both younger
012: Relationship: no
013: Piercing(s): not at the moment
014: Tattoo:not yet
015: Fave Country to go to: greece
016: Are there people you wont reply to?:no
017: Nicest person(s) you met this year: mark mike and derek
018: Person you rather not have met this year: fucking paul zimmer (i want to kill that kid )
019: Who would you like to meet:other ppl
020 : Who do you admire most:Nikki Sixx
021: Most sexy person(s):when i get a g/f her name
022: Favorite Pyama: what the fuck is that ?
023: Favorite Car: muscle cars
024: Favorite Movie(s): that one with that one chick and the dude with the thing
025: Favorite music: all types of metal
026: Favorite City(s): los angeles(i was born there)
027: Favorite Plush: my little cow that ive had since i was like small
029: Favoriete Magazine: idk
030: Favorite sound: i cant describe it
031: Favorite TV-series: wwe raw
032: Favorite Writer: idk
033: Favorite Nickname: turtle (ill tell u the story if u wanna no)
034: What is on your mouse pad:motley crue logo
035: What is under your bed: who knows
036: Favorite color: fuck idk
037: Favorite Song ever: death blooms by mudvayne and not falling by mudvayne
038: Favorite song at this moment:i just told you
039: Favorite food: funions
040: Favorite class(s) in school: if i went i could tell u but im never in class so idk
041: Favorite drink: capt morgan rum coconut flavor
042: Lucky number: 14
043: What do you think is greatest about yourself: idk
044: What deodorant do you use: speed stick
045: Favorite shoes:my black shit kickers (good for moshing)
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: whenever i get tired
047: What word(s) do you use most: fuck and shit
048: Most romantic moment in your life:idk
049: Most embarassing moment in your life: idk
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: inside smoking bud at marks house
051: What do you do on the weekends: smoke bud at marks house
052: What class in school do you dislike most: im never in class so idk
053: Your Breakfast: what ever i decide to make
054: What do you really really dislike to eat:stuff i dont like
055: Pets:abby_dog oliver_dog sunny_bird
056: Laugh or dream: i dream to big
057: Serious or funny: funny
058: Fast or slow: depends on what it is
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: depends
060: Simple or complicated?: simple
061: Cremate or Buried when dead:idk
062: Sex or alcohol: get drunk then fuck
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late
064: Light or dark?: idk
065: Speak or Silence: speak
066: Tall or small girl: whoever im with
067: News paper:sure why not
068: Hug or kiss: both
069: Happy or Sad: happy
070: Life or Death: life
071: Gig or Disco: ill do a gig anynight
072: Left or Right: right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side:*chuckles*
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: idk
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question?: why cant you kill off all the emo kids
076: You believe in reincarnation: what the fuck is that
077: You believe in Aliens: ummmmmm sure
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: wheres my weed at
079: Does true love exist: possibly
080: How many kids would you like to have: idk yet
081: What is the one thing you can't stand:ppl that try to push stuff u dont want on to u
082: Best feeling: idk
083: Worst feeling in the world: coming down
084: What are you afraid of: getting shot in a deal gone bad
085: Are you an emotional person: i can be ask mark
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: i have b4 and i probably will again
087: Your goal in life: play bass in my band and do stuff rockstars are supposted to do
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve:i cant remeber that
089: Favorite art-artist:ummmmmmmm that guy over there
090: As what animal(s) would you like to reincarnate: what the fuck is that
091: What is the most perfect part on the female body?: what ever she wants it to be
092: Most original place to ask you're love to marry you?: in the c or a hall of chs
093:What do you think of Elftown:its awesome
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: maybe i just started this thing
095: Where did you get this question list: from mark
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: chat
097: Is there a question you missed in this all: probably




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MINI BIO'S OF MY FRIENDS DONE BY TURTLE:

Mark: Mark, does do drugs, does drink, & is quite sexually active... Thing is though, Mark cares alot about his friends, & people he trusts. He has been fucked over alot, & thats okay..He's inlove with our local hardcore punx girl katelynn he's so in love with her ...

DEREK:derek is also a drug user but not to mucha drinker he's got some girl i dont no her name but she's kinda whiney it pisses me off ...

MIKE:this litle pink haired thing is one kol kid he's a stoner beyond all doubt and yes he has pink hair...



Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 21

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap 47°45.996'N 116°48.996'W

Place of living: USA-Idaho

Town: Coeur d'Alene

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite drawing objects
demonssexstrange
warriorsweapons

Computer interests
chatemailmusic

Music
gothgrungeheavy metal
progressive metalpunkrock
techno

Other interests
beercarschasing the preferred sex
drinkseatinggambling
pornslackingsmoking
whisky

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fat

Height: 183


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