Ok First of all Billie Joe is friggin hot! OMG *DROOL*!!!

Jerk "Why do you wear a bra? Its not like you have anything to put in it."
Girl "You wear pants dont you?"

Save A Heart...BREAK a penis!!


What would you do if:
[1) I committed suicide:]
[2) I said I liked you:]
[3) I kissed you:]
[4) I lived next door to you:]
[5) I started smoking:]
[6) I stole something:]
[7) I was hospitalized:]
[8) I ran away from home:]
[9) I got into a fight and you weren't there?]



"Dirty Little Secret"

Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)
And all I've tried to hide
It’s eating me apart
Trace this line back

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret

Who has to know
Who has to know

Friggin' Awesome song :)


[Story; put this in your profile if you'd do this for someone]:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road, riding a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, it's not please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him tightly.*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
*Girl removes his helmet and puts it on.*
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because brake failure. Two people riding, only one survived.



The truth: halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

HAVE YOU EVER?
1) Dated one of your best friends: No.
2) Loved/Liked: Yes
3) Cried: Yes.
4) Drank alcohol: Kinda ya
5) Done drugs: No.
6) Broken the law: i think so..i cant remember
7) Broken a bone: My Foot
8) Cheated on a test: no
9) Skinny dipped: Lol, no.
10) Played Truth or Dare: Yes
11) Ridden in a fire truck: Nope.  
12) Come close to dying: i font know...
13) burned yourself: Candle wax is evil.
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: YES!
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: No.
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: no
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: Lol, no!
18) Fell asleep while eating: no
19) Met someone famous: Grr! No!
20) Been in a school play: No
21) Cried in public: Uhm... yes.
22) Seen someone die: No
23) been in a fist fight: yea.
24) given someone a bruise: Yup.
25) gotten a bruise: Plenty.
26) knocked somone out: no
27) been knocked out: Yes.
28) flipped any vehicles: Nope
29) cut someone: No
30) been cut: No
31) burnt any buildings down: No
32) sex in public: No, LOL.
33) mooned someone: No.
34) acted kidnapped in a car: No!
35) flashed someone: Yes
36) kissed an ass: Eww, no.
37) blew something up: Nope.
38) caught your yard on fire: No.
39) threw a firecracker at someone: No, but sometimes I think I should.
40) been in any wars: Nope.
41) stayed up all night: Stupid question, yes!
42) slept all day: Duh!
43) watched the sunrise: Yes.
44) rode a motorcycle: No
45) driven a car: Hah, once.
46) wrecked a car: No   
47) gotten a tity twister: No
48) given a tity twister: No!
49) posed for a nude pic: No, thankfully.
50) been suspended: No.. Lol.
51) been expelled: Nope
52) been arrested: Nope
53) Been in jail: Nope
54) Watched the sun set: Yes
55) Had Sex: What kind?


(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED

 WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR...
Lotion: ha ha dirty...
Rubber: duckie
CD: Music
Bed: sleep
Paper: plastic
Run: fast
Candle: pretty smell
Mouse pad: SQUISHY
Sweatshirt: HOT!
Door: rectangle
Pictures: he he...
Flowers: the kind that smell good
Deodorant: please wear it
Pencil: wood
Sex: he he not mentioning any names...
Radio: blah...


Favorite stuffs...
Color:: blue
Band:: Green Day and The ALl AMerican Rejects..dont make me choose!
Song:: Dirty little secrets
Stuffed animal:: My Halo! (angel)
Video game:: dont like em'.
TV show:: The kind you watch.
Movie:: RED EYE!
Book:: Fearless
Food:: YUM!
Game on a computer:: solitare
CD cover::
Flower:: again the kind that smell good
Scent:: Sweat Pea
Animal:: KITTY!
Musical::