What it means to be Australian
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
 
Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster than an ambulance.
 
Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People can buy cigarettes at the front.
 
Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a DIET coke.
 
Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens to the counters.
 
Only in Australian ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and  lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
 
Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have  call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in  the first place.
 
Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
 
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.


    

and here is one of my fav quotes

you laugh because i'm different i laugh coz your all the same






    WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls...
  1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
    2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
    3. How cute they look when they sleep
    4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
    5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in
the world
    6. How cute they are when they eat
    7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all
worth while
    8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
    9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
    10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that
you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
    11. How cute they are when they argue
    12. the way her hand always finds yours
    13. the way they smile
    14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you
just had a big fight
    15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know
that an hour later you will be arguing about something
    16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
    17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
    18. Actually ... ! ! ju! ! st the way they kiss you...
    19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
    20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
    21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
    22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt . (even though we
don't admit it)!
    23. the way they say "I miss you"
    24. the way you miss them
    25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them,
wish
they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.
Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become
everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths
of their
souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,you know that
your
own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very
heart.
We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a
thing not of the mind but of theheart.