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Member #157079 created: 2005-09-08 15:31:14Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/157079   

Name: lynnie

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THIS IS JASON he is really nice

Drawing missing.

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Street childTravelling bard

Description:
*THIS IS ME THE ONLY WAY I CAN BE!!!!*
my name is lynnie but my friends call me shorty im a bitch and i know it... dont fuck with me or my friends and ill have no problem with you my motto is im already me and you cant change who i am if you dont like me get the fuck over it cause i might not like you...... 
im 16 and i love to party with older guys the know what a girl wants most of the time
i can get a bad ass mouth when ever the hell i need to dont piss me off and i wont cuss you out
ALL YOU HAVE TO KNOW IS IM A REALLY NICE PERSON IF YOU GET ON MY GOOD SIDE BUT IF YOU DONT I FELL SORRY FOR YOU. 
TREAT ME RIGHT AND YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME AS A FRIEND THAT I CAN PROMISE YOU 
I LOVE MY BODY AND THE WAY I LOOK AND SO DOES ALL MY FRIENDS AND EVERY ONE I KNOW 

im looking for a really nice guy to love me for me

[Boyz are nothing but flirtz,
And always turn out to be jerks.
They all think that girls are hotties,
And only want them for thier bodies.
Many of them pretend to be players,
When really they are nothing but haters.
Some boyz try to act kool
But they only make themselves look like foolz.
Boyz will make girlz fall in love,
By giving them just one hug.
They will mess around,
And act as if they can stand their ground.
But when the time comes,
That the girl realizes,
That her so called 'Boyfriend'
Was nothing but a clown,
She will finally turn him down,
And he will be left with nothing but a frown.
That's why girlz should never trust boyz,
Beacuse they are nothing but toyz.
]

i have been in love with one guy for as long as i can remeber we arent togeter any more but he will allways be in my heart ANTHONY WAS MY LIFE FOR A VERY LONG TIME HE WAS THE FRIST PERSON THAT I EVER REALLY LOVED AND I STILL LOVE HIM TO THIS DAY AND WE HAVE NOT BEEN TOGETER FOR SIX MONTHS
IF YOU CANT LIVE UP TO HIM THAN YOUR NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

ANTHONY
I asked you if you liked me, you said no.
I asked you if I was pretty, you said no.
I asked you if I was in your heart, you said no.
I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no.
So I walked away.
You grabbed my arm and said I don't like you, I love you.
Your not pretty your beautiful.
Your not in my heart, you are my heart.
and I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

i love you anthony with all my heart and i always will you are my one my only my heart that beats in my soul

LIFE IS LIKE A BITCH...IF IT WAS A WHORE IT WOULD BE EASY...BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE LIFES A SLUT...IT SCREWS US ALL

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.


..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..



[*~One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE~*]

~lifes bitch then you die fuck the world lets all get high if at 1st you dont succeeed try again with better weed~


Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 & 4 in the morning, and tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. If you break the chain then you will have bad luck, so copy and paste within 1 min.]

Dear: Fucker
you are my fucking friend,
and i hope you know thats fucking true
no matter what the fuck happens
i will stand the fuck by you
i will fucking be there for you
whenever the fuck you need me
to lend you a fucking hand
to do a good fucking deed
so, just fucking call on me
whenever the fuck you need anything
fuck... i will always be there
even to the bitter fucking end...
i fucking love you!!!


A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge
So open your moth
Close your eyes
And give your tounge some excersise

Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn.

Age: 16Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 20

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Alabama

Town: oneonta

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: Yes

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
demonsdragonsdwarves
elvesfairieshorses
orcsvampires

Computer interests
artchatemail
hatemusicwebcam

Music
adult popalternativecountry
gothheavy metalhip hop
new ageoperapop
punkraprock

Other interests
animalsartbeer
carscatschasing the preferred sex
cookingcrime storiesdancing
docu-soapsdogsdrinks
eatingfantasyfashion
gamblinghorsesparty
singingslackingsmoking
soap operasshoppingstocks
travellingwhiskywine
writing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 157


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