Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

True Friend A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... .
[this is my dog]


[this is my sister,i love her to death and ther is nothing i wouldent do for her(i would even give my life for her)]


[this is my sisters bf]



[this is sara on the night of her homecoming dance]



[this is Lois saras older sister and my bast friend in the whole world she has always been there for me when i have always needed someone to talk to]


Impossible



It's impossible for me
To turn my back on you.
It's impossible for me
To forget you,
To erase every memory of you,
Both the happy and the sad.
It's impossible for me
To ignore you
After you held my hand.
It's impossible for me
To not fight with you,
We're both so stubborn
And hard-headed.
It's impossible for me
To hate you
When I still have so much love for you.
It's impossible for me
To stay mad at you
When everyday you make me smile
And make living so worthwhile.



[this is amanda one of my friends, more like a sister]



¨`•.•´¨)*A gUrL iS MuCh MoRe
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThAn ShE SeEmS
`•.¸.•´*NoT A ToY By AnY MeAnS
(¨`•.•´¨)*UnDeRNeAtH tHe MaKe-Up N' hAiR
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThErE iS a SiGn SaYiN'
`•.¸.•´*'HaNdle WiTh CaRe

If I awoke next to you...
If I awoke next to you...
what would i say,
or even better what would you say?
would you tell me to go away,
or would you tell me to stay?
would you kis my lips,
would you hold me tight?
would you tear my heart and two,
would you fill me with fright?
how long would it last?
would you want a future,
or would you live in the past?
would you tell me your thoughts
and listen too?
would you be honest with me
will your feelings be true?
I'd show you my feelings,
and I'd be honest too
I'da be there forever,
and i would always be true.

[these came from a very good friends house here on elftown her name is lois and she is one of my many friends that will always be there for me when i need someone to talk to[i love you sissy]]




*~ KISSING IS A HABBIT, FUCKING IS A GAME, GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE, GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN, HE TELLS YOU HE LOVES YOU, BELIVE THAT ITS TRUE, TILL YOUR BELLY STARTS TO SWELL HE SAYS THE HELL WITH YOU, 10 MIN OF PLEASURE, 9 MONTHS OF PAIN, 3 DAYS IN HOSPITAL, BABY WITH OUT A NAME, BABYS A BASTERD, MOTHERS A WHORE, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE RUBBER HADENT TORNE!!!~*
   *~ITENT THAT JUST THE KOOLEST!!~*

Our seperation has it's faults
But I don't wanna leave it all
So write the letters in teary ink
I just need some time to think
And I just need some time to breathe



(¨`·.·´¨)¤¤
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¤`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)¤  <---Aw, How Pretty!*
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My sister let me have this



[*One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

.:.:.:.
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]


[A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..]


[Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love... tonight your true love will realize how much they love you. between 1 & 4 in the morning, tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. if you break the chain then you will have bad luck...
 
[Near the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand. All who were watching did not speak as a silent tear ran down his cheek. And through his mind memories ran of the moments they walked hand and hand. But now her eyes were so terribly cold for he would no longer have her to hold. They watched in silence as he bent near and whispered the words "I Love You" in her ear. He touched her face and started to cry as he put on his ring and wanted to die. And just then the wind begin to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow....]



(ASCII art removed by the guards)



[__/\_¸.•¤**¤•.¸,.•¤**¤•.
\ / Guys are like **STARS**.•¤**¤•
/.•*•.\¸.•¤**¤•.Even if there's a million,.•¤**¤•. 
,.•¤**¤•. Only one will make your
**DREAMS**come true.•¤**¤•]

["Life is like a roll of toilet paper."
"The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."]

[ To be forgotten is foever and forever is a fate worse than death ]

[Cowards die many times befor their death, But the galant tasts of death but once]

[A Friend's Love says:
" If you ever need anything,
I'll be there."
True Love says:
" You'll never need anything;
I'll be there"]

[To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world]

[Love is a moment that lasts forever]

[Love isint blind; it just only sees what matters]

[Love is when you look into someones eyes and see their heart]

*:.)·°¹¤¯¶xº~¤~ºx¶¯¹°·(.:*(
(.:*( •·°It ToOk Me By°·• )*:.)
)*:.) ·CoMPlEtE SuPrIsE· (.:*(
(.:*( ·×WhEn My HeaRt×· )*:.)
)*:.)·ºGoT LoSt In hisº· (.:*(
(.:*(ºº•°••°·EyEz·°••°•ºº )*:.)
)*:.) HeS NoT aLl I WaS (.:*(
(.:*( •·LoOkIn' FoR·• )*:.)
)*:.)BuT HeS AlL i WaNt (.:*(
(.:*(°AnD So MuCh MoRe°)*:.)
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My name is Sarah
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am three,
Tonight my daddy
MURDERED ME.



Its sad!! I know..


All’Improvviso Amore
Il vento che soffia piano
Questa notte cambia il mio destino
E sento che il cuore ancora si sorprenderà
La vita ora ha più senso
Se guardo questo cielo immenso
E la luna innamorata si illuminerà di me

E sarà..

All'improvviso amore, come il mare
M'invade il cuore e l'anima e mi salverà
E sarà naturale come respirare
L'aria in me, mi parlerà di te

Adesso tutto è diverso
Respiro te nell'universo
I tuoi occhi son due stelle nell'oscurità

All'improvviso amore, come il mare
M'invade il cuore e l'anima e mi salverà
E sarà naturale, come respirare
E sarà vero amore, che guarisce il cuore
Luce dentro me.....nascerà!


Translation thanks to Chiara

Suddenly Love (All'improvviso amore)
The wind that softly blows
Tonight is changing my destiny
And I feel that my heart will be surprised
Once again

Life has more sense, now
If I watch this immense sky
And the loving moon will brighten up with me

And will be...

Suddenly Love, like the sea
Flooding my heart and my soul
And will save me
It will be natural like breathing
And the air will talk me of you

Now everything is different
I breathe of you in the universe
Your eyes are two stars in the darkness

Suddenly Love, like the sea
Flooding my heart and my soul
And will save me
It will be natural like breathing
And will be true love healing my heart
Will rise the Light inside of me!

[this is the guy that lives in my basment(his name is NICK)]


Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.


Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.


Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!


Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"


Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.


Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.


Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed.