hi im 13 I live in co and i love you!!!
just kidding!!!!!
my email is jessicamarielane@yahoo.com
email me!!


[you here that......its the sound of no one caring.]

so there is a priest, a minister, and a preacher sitin in a boat in the middle of the lake. the priest says "damn i fogot my water" so he gets out of the boat and walks across the water to get his water. bout' ten minets later the minister says "damn i forgot my lunch" so he gets out of the boat and walks across the water to get his lunch. well just as soon as they were going to eat the preacher says "damn i forgot my lunch and somthing to drink" so he thinks that if the priest and minister can walk on water then so can he. he gets out of the boat and sinks like a rock. the priest looks at the minister and says "think we should have told him where the rocks were"!

lol thats my joke of the year!

so dont take it!

[1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.]

YOU CAN FIND ME AT www.elfpack.com WITH USER NAME chicky32 !!