To describe myself, I am a world famous novelist who just hasn't been discovered or published yet but my stories are there, some on disc, some on paper, typed and double spaced, nice and neat, and some still reside only in my own mind. 
I love The Cure, Roxy Music, and am now a fan of Marty Casey. I think the sexiest man on the planet is Simon Gallup, The Cure's bass player and if I were ever to be kidnapped by someone, it would be him. 
If I were an animal I would be a wolf so I could sleep all day and at night run wild and howl at the moon.
I'm interested in the metaphysical and especially in OBEs so if you are adept at this I would love to talk with you.
Welcome to my world where not only am I the star but I'm also a part of the audience.