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Hey Every1! My name is Melissa. Some people call me Missy. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I love HipHop and R&B. My fave singers/rappers is Pretty Ricky. Ummm....I have 4 cats and no dogs. I go to EV also known as EVERETT High School. Well that's it about me. I Go out with this guy named Ronnie. as you can probably tell by looking at my MOOD.
~~gurls poem~~
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the check book,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!!!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK???
Girls: If you think this is true, re-post it on your house!!
One night a young couple were coming home from the movies. The girl told the guy to pull over cause they needed to talk. She said she didn't think him and her were going to work out and she told him it was time to move on. A silent tear rolled down the boy's face. He reached in his pocket and gave her a note he had wrote earlier in the day. At that time a drunk driver was racing down the same street. He swerved right into the driver's side. The boy died and amazingly the girl lived. She remembered the note in her pocket. She pulled it out and it read: "Without your love, I would die." IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, REPOST THIS.
THATS MESSED UP!!!!
Guy: "Can we right now?" Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, you have a girl friend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someonethat I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girls 's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?" Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl . Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you."He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later...Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I did you, I'll kill you." The girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose....... Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's messed up" Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any loser who does this."
THINGS THAT I LOVE
~Being Blonde
~Being Beautiful
~Pink
~My Computer
~Money
~Having Lots Of Friends
~Going To The Movies
~talkin on the internet
~Hanging With Friends
~Eating Out
~Going Places (doesn't matter where)
~Skating (roller)
~Bowling
~Typing
~Swimming
~Going To The YMCA
~Exercising
~Doing My Hair All Pretty
~School (I kno thats kinda stupid but I like to hang with friends)
~EVERETT FOOTBALL
~My Name (in case you didn't know its Melissa)
~The Song I Was Named After (Sweet Melissa)
~Recent Movies I Just seen (Brokeback Mountain,Big Mommas House 2, When A Stranger Calls.
~Superbowl
~Commercials For The SuperBowl
~White Pants (they make me look sexy LOL)
~SpongeBob
~Johnny Depp
Well thats kinda it
WHEN A GUYS SAYS HE MISSES YOU !!"
Guy Facts:
-When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
-When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
-When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
-When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it
-When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world
-When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world
-When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love
-When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it
-When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done
-When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
-Girl facts:
-When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
-When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
-When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
-When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
-When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
-When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
-When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
-When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.
-When an honest girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means it.
-When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.
-When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that
---repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you
post this as "WHEN A GUYS SAYS HE MISSES YOU !!"
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