Ok, I am me. I have black hair, and brown eyes. I am not very tall, but not short. I am an average looking person. I have three cats (Cyan, Sulfur and Kobold)

I've just created an account on deviantart, because a friend of mine told me to, and I always do what he says. (Ain't that right Sulfur?)

I have finally found my call in life:
I will help everyone with their problems!!!!
Of course there is not much I can do over the internet,but if you have a problem you can message me with it and I can give you advice! BOOyAAh!

Example:
Ohhh, I have a big problem. My house burned down and my goldfish died and I have a crush on someone I think don't like me.

And then I can comfort that person. It's not much help, but maybe It is easier to talk about a problem with a complete stranger like myself than your friends.

No?

Ooh, I'll just go and drown now.