~*~*~*~You call me a BITCH... a BITCH is a DOG... DOGS BARK... BARK is on TREES... TREES are in NATURE... NATURE is BEAUTIFUL... So thankz for the COMPLEMENT~*~*~*~
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TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.

I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SE*
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SE*
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD AN*L SE*
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SE*
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SE* IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_)I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SE*UALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT M*STURBATING
(X) I NEVER PI*SED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SE* WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SE*
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_)I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_)I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_)I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_)I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_)I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_)I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SE*
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SE*
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SE*
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN AS*
(x) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_)I NEVER ( EVER EVER EVER ) FANTASIZED ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN/MAN
(x)I NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER
(x)I NEVER BEEN TO AUSTRALIA
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[LAYER ONE:]
-- [Name:] Samantha Dawn Moser
-- [Nickname:] Sammi Doe
-- [Birthdate:] October 21st
-- [Birthplace:] Charlotte, NC
-- [Hair color:] Strawberry Blonde
-- [Height:] ~5’2’’
-- [Righty or lefty:] Righty
--[Who do you live with] Mom, Dad, Alan, Kayla, and Jacob
--[How old are they] Mom 41, Dad 49, Alan 18, Kayla 14, and Jacob 10


[Layer two]
-- [Your heritage:] Irish, and Cherokee Indian
--[shoes you wore today:] white tennis shoes
Your weakness:] Candy
-- [Your fears:] spiders
-- [Your perfect pizza:] Italian Sausage
- [Goal you'd like to achieve:] 2 get married and start a family w/ my bf George


[LAYER THREE]
-- [Your most overused phrase:] Jesus
[Your thoughts first waking up: I’m Tired
 [Your best physical feature:] My butt and my eyes
 [Your bedtime:] when ever
 -- [Your most missed memory:] axially havin’ a life outside of school and work




[LAYER FOUR]
-- [Soda:] Root Beer
-- [Fast food joint:] McDonalds & Sonic (I work at Sonic)
-- [Single or group dates:]Single
-- [Adidas or Nike:] NIKE
[Chocolate or vanilla:] vanilla
-- [Cappuccino or coffee:] cappucino
-- [Favourite football club] WELLINGTON HS CRUSADERS



[LAYER FOUR]
-- [Smoke:] yeah
-- [Sing:] I love to sing
Take a shower every day:] yep
-- [Have a crush(es):] yeh
-- [Do you think you've been in love:] oh yeah I love my man

-- [Want to go to college:] yeah maybe
- [Like school:] sure
-- [Want to get married:] hell yeah I already have a ring on my finger
-- [state schools or private]school is school
-- [Believe in yourself:] sure
-- [Get motion sickness:] sometimes
-- [Think you're attractive:]yeah only because I’m told I’m beautiful everyday
-- [Think you're a health freak:] yeah and I work at fast food restaurant
-- [Get along with your parents:] hardly
-- [Like thunderstorms:] hell yeah
-- [Play an instrument:] nope





[LAYER SIX]
In the past 6 months...
-- [Drank alcohol:] Yes
-- [Smoked:] yeah
-- [Done a drug:] yeah
-- [Made out:] yep
-- [Gone on a date:] yep
-- [Gone to the mall:] yep
-- [Eaten an entire box of Oreos:] no
-- [Eaten sushi:] no yew
-- [Been on stage:] yeah
-- [Gone skating:] nope
-- [Made homemade cookies:] nope
-- [Gone skinny-dipping:] no
-- [Dyed your hair:] yep
-- [Stolen anything:] nope





[LAYER SEVEN]
Ever...
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing:] hell yeah
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:] YEAH
-- [Been caught doing something:] YEAH
-- [Been called a tease:] yeah by George and myself
-- [Gotten beaten up:] yeah
-- [Shoplifted:] yeah
-- [Changed who you were to fit in:] yea







[LAYER EIGHT]
-- [Numbers and names of children:] no kids yet
-- [Describe your dream wedding:] on the beach right before Sunset
-- [How you want to die:] don’t know
-- [Where do you want to go to college:] anywhere
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up:] a mother
-- [What country would you most like to visit:] Ireland





[LAYER NINE]
In the preferred sex...
-- [Best eye color:] brown
-- [Best hair color:] brown
-- [Short or long hair:] short
--[Best height:] tall
-- [Best weight:] doesn’t matter
-- [Best articles of clothing:] Jeans
-- [Best first date location:] newhere w/ the right person
-- [Best first kiss location:] same as b4







[LAYER TEN]
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally:] 3
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life:] 3… My Bf, 1 of my best friends, my sister
-- [Number of CDs that I own:] I don’t know
[Number of piercings:] Ears twice and belly bottom
-- [Number of tattoos:] none (yet)
-- [Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:] quite a bit
--[Number of scars on my body:] 3… hand, wrist, & knee
-- [Number of things in my past that I
regret:] to many to count
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.