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little_luigi (argh i'm a pirate)

Member #162693 created: 2005-10-15 08:14:31Simple URL:   

Name: Joey Michael Candela


yeah i think i look pretty good..... what why are you starring at me like that

Drawing missing.

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Elftown titles and orders
BeggarInterpreterStreet child
AdventurerTravelling bard

[mario things you never wanted to know]

1. his last name is mario thats right mario mario
2. mario and luigi's main colors are opposite on the color wheel like wario and waluigi
3. mario was born in brooklyn donkey kong thats marios x-girl (paulina) not peach
5. toads mushroom is a cap
6. luigi is a year younger than mario
7. baby bowser and koopa kid are two different people
8. mario is a plumber
9. his first name ever was jumpman
10. mario's name came from the land lord of nintendo
11. they use mushrooms in mario becuase of alice in wonderland (don't ask me)
12. mario has a cusin named stanley

[my friends list]

cassandra (shes that one step thats gonna lead to me killing myself but shes kool)
anthony (actually my bro)
tyler & chelsea
justin b.
justin b.
robert & tammy
that one girls name
and we can't forget last but not least kronos my imaginary friend

[stuff about me]

well i'm not much i'm more of a video game guy i'm lazy but i would always put people before me.

I hang out with goths and emo's and you know what they are the best friends that you'll ever have they don't judge you like preps.

i'm a average brain guy i'm kind of short and I look like my mom but i'm a guy.

oh and i go on the wonderful world of conquer

I know a little italian. i'm actually italian, french, german, and irish.

I like alot of alternate rock bands to much to say anyway.

oh and by the way I HATE CHAIN MAIL
i'll block you

wanted: a guy or girl that stole my name on wanted dead or alive

[a poem thingy i wrote]
the darkness of the world:
my heart is filled with sadness nobody talks nobody listens to me, i fell as if i'm not needed in this world anymore, i want to just scream and shout i don't see why i have to live anymore, nobody likes me and i'm the same with them, i just hate!

commentary: this piece of work i wrote shows how i shouldn't fell so bad about myself when i'm upset or angry. this was actually things i heard about from people i seen or hanged out with. oh and by the way i know this isn't great but i really don't care i'm pretty sure there's something out there that takes away the pain who knows this could be it.
(and you know what i think i found one more and it's not a thing)
p.s. send comments and i shall add to here

1.i read ur poem and i want u too know i dont hate u. i love u like u was my brother so never forget that okay <3

[lyrics that speak to me]
oh and a song i think is really funny for a rap but i hate rap

[white & nerdy]

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

[try too hard]

Love, life
one speaks for the other one, here
and love, life
one speaks for the other one now
we'll try to get by

did anyone try to hard
well I guess I did
I guess I did alright
she'll break my heart (x2)

she'll break my heart

cause ever since the minute I saw your face
I knew I wanted to be in that place next to you
and now I'll spend my whole life tryin'
to be the one thats in your arms
and I'll try to get by

{chorus }
did anyone try to hard
well I guess I did
I guess I did alright
she'll break my heart

she'll break my heart
she'll break my heart

isn't it alright
why cant it be
just this once alright
it will be, you and me

{chorus }
did anyone try to hard
well I guess I did
I guess I did alright
she'll break my heart

she'll break my heart

[the perfect sonnet]

Lately I've been wishing I had one desire
something that would make me never want another
something that would make it so that nothing matters
all would be clear then

but I guess i'll have to settle for a few brief moments
and watch it all dissolve into a single second
try to write it down into a perfect sonnet
or one foolish line

'cause that's all that you'll get so you'll have to accept
you are here then you're gone
but i believe that lovers should be tied together
thrown into the ocean in the worst of weather
left there to drown
left there to drown
in their innocence

but as for me i'm coming to the final chapter
i read all of the pages and there's still no answer
only all that was before i know must soon come after
that's the only way it can be

so I stand in the sun
and I breathe with my lungs
trying to spare me the weight of the truth
saying everything you've ever seen was just a mirror
spent your whole life sweating in an endless fever
now you're laying in a bathtub full of freezing water
wishing you were a ghost

but once you knew a girl and you named her lover
danced with her in kitchens through the greenest summer
autumn came, she disappeared
you can't remember where she said she was going to

but you know that she is gone 'cause she left you a song
that you don't want to sing
singing I believe that lovers should be chained together
thrown into a fire with their songs and letters
left there to burn
left there to burn
in their arrogance
but as for me i'm coming to my final failure
killed myself with changes trying to make things better
ended up becoming something other than what I had planned to be

now i believe that lovers should be draped in flowers
and layed entwined together on a bed of clover
left there to sleep
left there to dream of their happiness

[things i am in other dimensions]

I am worth $1,084,990 on

I am a A Orange Dragon!

Hey, I took the online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Orange Dragon on the inside.

In the war between good and evil, a Orange Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos....
As far as magical tendancies, a Orange Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic....
During combat situations, the Orange Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat....
The Orange Dragon makes it's home within active volcanoes. They are immune to all forms of fire from an early age.'
Orange dragons are one of the most powerful of dragons. Orange dragons love to hoard treasure and magic items. They also enjoy soaring high over their domains, where they may survey their entire territory and all that takes place therein.'
At birth, an orange dragon's scales are a dull orange, and reach a bright orange once the young adult stage is obtained, at which time they also develop dark black ribbings on both the top and bottom wing surfaces. An orange dragon is a fierce opponent and will rarely, if ever, back down or flee from a fight, unless clearly outnumbered. An orange dragon's breath weapon is a gigantic cone of magma.
This Dragons favorite elements are: Molten Lava and Courage


i'm a Silver Badger
-You are very loyal to others and hardworking. You are a good friend, even if others find you sometimes a bit boring.
-Soul mate: Pink Sloth
-In conflict with: White Tiger

my goth name is bloody kisses.

I'm Bart Simpson
"Aye Carumba!"
Bart Simpson

if i were a harry potter character i would be albus dumbledorf
you are ethical, empathetic, and decisive. you have a kene sence to know what right and wrong in justice. you are very perceptive esspesially when it comes to people

in a pointless quiz i am an egg

I Am R2-D2! (in a quiz)    (off star wars)

I AM THE Swedish Chef   (off of muppets)
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse

I'm Squall! Introverted, Brave, and Misunderstood. I'm one of the most complex people ever and have very real and understandable reactions. I perfer to be alone most of the time, unless with that special someone. Just be yourself and forget what anyone else thinks. Open up a little, what harm could it do?

[other stuff]

*One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]

Age: 15Year of birth: 1993Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 18

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 36°54.384'N 89°3.888'W

Place of living: USA-Kentucky

Town: Mushroom kingdom

Known languages

Elfwood artist: Yes

Elfwood writer: Yes

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesartBasic
information seekingmusicstrategy games

heavy metalprogressive metalpunk

Other interests
card gamescatschasing the preferred sex
chesscrime storiesdancing
religionrole playingsinging

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: a little overweight

Height: 157

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