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kremit73 (where are you!!!! i need you in my arms)
Email: teko73_56@yahoo.com
Name: Eric , but they call me kerm
Playing with the camera, Finally got my eyes to not look stupid.
Symbolic Self, my personal best yet.
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Knowledge is the ability to understand others ideas, Intelligence is the ability to question others ideas.
Looking for that next great adventure. hopefully that next adventure just happens to involve a beach, some sun set mood light, and a hand to hold. Yet I am not restricted to these terms and any thing you would like is alright with me(and please be creative). peace up, A-town down
R.I.P. Wade, we all love you!
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DO MY POLL - IT'S FOR SCIENCE
I MEAN IT, GO RIGHT NOW. YOUR NOT GOING. WHY AREN'T YOU GOING?
do both my polls-65388 and 70555
AND TAKE[pixiestick]'S POLL--NOW!
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[The next transaction will occur exactly the way it's supposed to occur-Indian Larry] rip
I DON'T LIKE MESSAGES OF THE CONTEXTS OF "HEY" "HI" "HELLO" OR "WHAT'S UP" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING", IF I DON'T KNOW YOU I WILL NOT ANSWER THESE. CHOOSE A CONVERSATION STARTER AND THEN MESSAGE ME, I RESPOND WITH MY THOUGHTS. BUTR IF YOU KNOW ME PERSONALLY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU SEND A "HI" MESSAGE, BUT THATS ONLY IF YOU KNOW ME PERSONALLY, K.
Interesting Facts
* the average person spends 2 weeks of their lives kissing
* a passionate kiss burns 2 calories per minute
* the average act of boning burns about 2000 calories
*An orgasm is about the equivalent of running about 6 miles.
* the most Venomous animal on earth is the box jellyfish.
*92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.*
[30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!]
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Back street Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach... and maybe.... oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
10 questions. Pick a band and answer only using that bands song titles
chosen band: Ian Fisher
1. Are you a male or a female:Peasants and Princes
2. Describe yourself:Is That to Much-or-Just a Normal Girl
3. How do some people feel about you:I Don't
4. how do you feel about yourself:Take a Little Chance
5. describe your family:Domino
6. where would you rather be:Love
7. describe what you want to be:From your Door
8. Describe how you live:It'll Be Alright
9. describe how you love:Wish you Were Here
10. describe what you hate: Back into your
Heart
10 questions. Pick a band and answer only using that bands song titles
chosen band: Metallica
1. Are you a male or a female: Of Wolf And Man
2. Describe yourself: Hero Of The Day
3. How do some people feel about you: Prince Charming
4. how do you feel about yourself: Loverman
5. describe your family: Stone Cold Crazy yo
6. where would you rather be: Where Ever I May Roam
7. describe what you want to be: Master Of Puppets
8. Describe how you live: Trapped Under Ice
9. describe how you love: Eye Of The Beholder
10. describe what you hate: Bad Seed
crackers may be white, niggers may be black, beaners/latins/south americans/indians may be brown,guks/chincs/japs may be yellowsh, but who gives a flying fuck. we all look the same when the lights go out. so act nicely in the dark.
Rammstein Fans
!!The Rasmus!!
Black label society lovers
Avatar Lovers
Deliberately Offensive
this is a Safe Zone
Pyromaniacs United
Band Geek Army
Hopeless Romantics
secret corner ... go there, be unknown
songs/bands to listen to, as advised by me-
"Detachable Penis"-King Missile
A7X
the Postal Service
Straylight run
Rasmus
Motion City Soundtrack
Reggie And The Full Effect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnXbAtLeXVQ kick ass band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA
\ funny funny funny, watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkF7Xjxn9jc
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust , anger , and pride
Age: 26 | Year of birth: 1987 | Month of birth: 10 | Day of birth: 1 |
Gender: male
Fantasy race personality: Orc
37°45.996'N 90°24.000'W
Place of living: USA-Missouri
Town: Ste. Genevieve
Elfwood artist: Yes
Elfwood writer: Yes
Computer interests
Basic | email | music |
strategy games |
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Music
alternative | blues | classical |
folk music | goth | grunge |
heavy metal | jazz | new age |
opera | progressive metal | punk |
reggae | rock | techno |
Other interests
anime | art | board games |
card games | cars | chasing the preferred sex |
cooking | dancing | eating |
fantasy | film | party |
physics | poetry | porn |
role playing | singing | scifi |
slacking | smoking | snow scooters |
sporting | theatre | The Town Herald |
travelling |
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Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: muscular
Height: 179