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naughtiness! (MWAH)

Member #165876 created: 2005-11-05 12:17:59Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/165876   
Email: jakeybill04@hotmail.com

Name: Jake Billington

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you are my sunshine,my only sunshine
you make me happy when skys are grey
youl never no dear how much i looove you
so pleas dont take me sunshine away
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OH HELL YES MRS,JUST LIKE FRIDAY NIGHT,THAT WAS FUCKING THE MOST AWSOME HMMMMMMMMIN EVER,YOU SEXY LITTLE ANGUL YOU!!!!MWAH,SOON,VERY SOON MRSXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
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[ MWAH,LOVE YOU TO BITS MY PERFECT LIKKLE SEX BUNNY PWINCESS,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAH!!! ]

KILLING ME SOFTLEY*WITH EYES CLOSED*!



A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.


(In the paper the next day)


A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.


..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..





aaaaaaaah love you 2 sweetie,jus wana hug you n kiss you n neva let you go!my beautiful little princess!



nevers gona lets you go again angul,NEVER!!!

oh how fuuukin flustrated do you make me mrs,ooooooooooooooooooooooh yes!!!!

violence in dole queues,n a pale thin girl,behind the checkooooooooooooooooooooooout!

[~TEN COMAMENTS FOR TEENAGERS~]
*1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
*2)thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)
*3)thou shall not steel from k-mart(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
*4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
*5)thou shall not steel from thy parents.(every-1 knows grandma has more money)
*6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
*7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
*8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
*9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike says just do it)
*10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

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Stop making the eyes at me, I'll stop making the eyes at you
And what it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to
And your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night)
Oh, but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)
Your name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand
And lighting the fuse might result in a bang, b-b-bang, go!

I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or
I don't know what you're looking for
Well, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984!

I wish you'd stop ignoring me, because it's sending me to despair
Without a sound, yeah, you're calling me, and I don't think it's very fair
That your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night)
Oh, but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)
Your name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand
Lighting the fuse might result in a bang, b-b-bang, go!

I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or
I don't know what you're looking for
Well, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984!

Oh, there ain't no love, no Montagues or Capulets
Are just banging tunes and DJ sets and...
Dirty dancefloors, and dreams of naughtiness!

Well, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or
I don't know what you're looking for
I said, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984!

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I see you in the park
You're always wearing dark or blue
My dawg and me
And anyone from any other crew
I am small but I am strong
I'll get it on with you
If you want me to
What else can I do
Everyone would take a cue from anything you do
If you want them to
What else can it do
I dont' want to fight
I want to get along with you
This time of nights for singing songs about the love from you

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I come around and make peace get down have a barbecue
Let's keep the moon awake and do electric boogaloo
I am small but I am strong
You see I'm just like you
If you only knew
That I'm just like you
All the world would take a cue from anything you do
If you only knew
That they're just like you
I don't want to fight
I want to get along with you
This time of nights for singing songs about the love from you

I don't want to fight
I want to get along with you
This time of nights for singing songs about the love from you

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If you want me too
What else can I do
Cause I'm just like you
If you only knew

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What a scummy man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he'll rob you if he can
Can see it in his eyes that he's got a nasty plan
I hope you're not involved at all


ps i like music n i hate frogs!!!!!!!!!



THE END


Age: 19Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 9Day of birth: 4

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: some were over the rainbow

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: Yes

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
funnystrange

Computer interests
chatemailhate
information seekingmusic

Music
alternativepunkreggae
rock

Other interests
beerbookschasing the preferred sex
cookingeatingslacking

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Height: 194


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