im called zoe
i have long straight blonde hair and blue eyes at the moment!!lol
im not that tall-dont call me shorty or anything else or i'll have to spank you!
i have a younger bro called richard who im very close to ( coz my 'dad' left us and moved in with his slapper of a girlfriend coz he didnt want a family but now SHE WANTS A BABY! bitch...even though me and my dad didnt exactly see eye to eye it still hurts and my bro really misses him!) so if you hurt him i'll have to kill you.....
my bro lives with my mam in alnwick, and i live with my boyfriend and my bestmates family in newcastle coz i got chucked out of my grandads!....just started seeing a really nice lad , and he hesn't got a temper! which is good coz i wont end up with another broken nose and shit!
– Age: 19
- Best Quality: i can bring anyone out of the darkest mood
- Choice Of Meat: chicken
- Dream Date: now that wud be telling!!!
- Favourite Food: italian
- Greatest Accomplishment: finding my soulmate
- Happiest Day of Your Life: when i met sumone special
- Job title: i am in college
- Love: markxxxxx
- Most Valued Thing I Own: my teddy bear from a mate (r.i.p. karl)
- Outfit You Love: short skirt and low cut top with trainers or my ripped jeans and marks favourite fred perry jumper!
– Pissed: not right now but will be soon
- Question you want to ask: why is the world so fucked up?
- Red is what: BLOOD!!!
- Television Show: SIMPSONS
- Winter: wat bout it???
- X-rays you've had: loads on my arms, one of my knee, my ribs,teeth!
- Year Born: 1986
- Zodiac Sign: sagitarius






28 way to get a girls heart
[1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.]
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
[3 . Kiss her on the forehead.]
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
[5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.]
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
[7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.]
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
[9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.]
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
[11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}]
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
[13 . Play with her hair.]
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
[15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.]
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
[17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.]
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
[19 . Carve your names into a tree.]
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
[21 . Give her piggyback rides.]
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
[23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.]
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
[25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)]
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
[27 . Kiss her in the rain.]
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her








Why is it a shame when two chavs in a car drive off the edge of a cliff? Because a car holds five!!


What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please rise!!


What do you call a chav in a box? INNIT!!!


Chavs are like slinkies, they have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.


What do u say to a chav at the peak of their career? Big Mac and fries please!!


2 chavs in a car without any music. Who’s driving? The police!!


What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter!!


What do you call a 30-year-old chav? Dunno. Ask her 17-year-old son!!


What do you do if you shoot a chav? Reload!!


What do you do if you run over a chav? Slam it into reverse to make sure!


What do you call a chav with the same IQ as their shoe size? Gifted


What do you call a chav on the Moon? Problem.


What do you call ten chavs on the Moon? Problem.


What do you call a hundred chavs on the Moon? Problem.


What do you call all of the chavs on the Moon? Problem solved!!!!!!


What’s the difference between a hedgehog and a Nova full of chavs?? With the hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside!!


What's brown and black and looks great on a chav? A rottweiler!!







Two guys in a car:
BUMP!
What was that?
- A chav
BUMP!
What was that?
- A Chav
BUMP! BUMP!
What was that!?
- Had to hit the curb to get that one


What's the difference between a battery and a chav? A battery has a positive side!!


What do you do if you see a chav drowning? Chuck in his family?!!


What do you get a chav that’s buried up to his neck in sand? More sand!!!!!


I carved your name into a silver bullet so you'd know that you were the last thing going through my head.



 





Yes OR NO Questions"
1. Smoked a cigarette: yes
2. Smoked a cigar: yes
3. Snorted coke: no
4. Smoked Weed: yes
5. Been high: wat do you think
6. Had sex: yes
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: yes
8. Tried to kill someone: no not yet
9. Tried to kill yourself: yes plenty of times
10. Got in a fist fight: yes
11. Lied to your parents: of course
12. Given someone a bruise: yes
13. Ditched someone: no
14. Freak danced: not very good at it
15. Stole something: yes
16. Cut yourself: yes
17. Skipped school: of course
18. Hung up on someone: yes
19. Threw up at school: yes on someone!
20. Done someone else's make-up:yes my mates
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
22. Had a burping contest: no
23. Snuck out: yes and never got caught
24. Been to a school dance: yes
25. Thought your teacher was hot:no














This is the very first poem i ever did, hope you like it....

Let me go....

His horns are as red as blood
His eyes are like a flickering fire
He's angry,mad
He wants to punish me
for being unhappy
he's killing me i'm dying inside
the fire has been let out
it's running wild
i wish i was happy
happy like him, like everyone else
he visits me everynight
when i'm sleeping
he only lets me live so he can punish me
i want to sleep and never wake up
then he can tell me things i never knew
he dies when i die, i want to die
he wants to live forever
he wants me to suffer,like him
i understand what he wants
but he doesn't.....




Why do I smile at the sound of your voice?
Why do I let you take over me as if I had no choice?
Why do I let you touch me in places never touched?
Why do I like to have you around so much?

Why do I melt at the tenderness of your kiss?
Why do I feel like I could live forever like this?
Why do I put my heart in your hands?
Why do I answer to your every demand?

Why do I tell you leaving me is not your wrong?
Why do I let you know with out you I'm not quite as strong?
Why do I take you back even though I know it's not right?
Why do I feel like I should please you by not putting up a fight?

Why do I care about you even though you hurt me?
Why do I turn my head from what's plain reality?
Why do I try to hide from what is true?
Why do I still have these feelings for you?

[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.]









can u help me? i've lost my heart and ive looked everywhere but i can't find it! ive looked under my bed and ive checked the last place ive been...wait i remember i gave it to you!(you know who you are baby ;p)