I am worth exactly: $2,293,842.00
[human for sale.com]

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A peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss isn’t a kiss
without some tongue


So open your mouth
and close your eyes
and give your tongue
Some EXERCISE
SEX IS LIKE MATH:
U ADD THE BED
SUBSTRACT THE CLOTHES
DIVIDE THE LEGS
AND HOPE U DONT MULTIPLY!!!


Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me.
So throw Me Down
and tie Me Up,
and show how Much You likes me!!!


ROSES ARE RED
PICKLES ARE GREEN
ILOVE YOUR LEGS
AND WHAT'S BETWEEN


I LIKE YOUR STYLE
ILIKE YOUR CLASS
BUT MOST OF ALL,
ILIKE YOUR ASS


IM A STONER
PROUD AND TRUE
I GROW MY WEED
AND SMOOKE IT TOO!!!


ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
CONDOMS BREAK
SO WATCH WHO YOU SCREW!!!

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Have some fun!!!!!!!!!!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
7. Don't use any punctuation marks
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
10. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
15. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.
16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
18. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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Roses are dead violets are too im still in love but not with you, you thought you hurt me and made me cry but i was in love with another guy simply cause you have no class all you can do is kiss my ass you sit around and talk your shit so fuck you and your little ass dick you thought you left me but i left you what my man is doin you cant do you tell your homies you played me like a bitch and i tell my girls you have a little dick, you said you loved me, but it wasn't true, well geuss what Motha Fucka, i played you too

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(1) Your gender: female
(2) Straight/gay/BI?: straight
(3) Single?: yes
(5) do u act you age: sometimes.
(7) Age you wish you were: 21 so i could drink legally
(8) Your height: 5'8"
(9) The color of your eyes: blue.
(10) Happy with it?: yeah.
(11) The color of your hair: blonde
(12) Happy with it?: Yeah.
(13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: right
(14) Piercing?: 5
(15) Tattoos?: yea
(16) Do you speak another language?: some spanish
(17) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: no...i'm good enough
(18) Are you a daredevil?: Ya
(19) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: NO
(20) How do you vent?: Vent? i tell u what i think
(21) Do you think life has been good so far?: yea
(22) What do you like the most about your body?: my breast
(23) And least?: idk.
(24) Do you think you are good looking?: yea i'm SEXY
(25)Lied: Yes
(26) Run away:yea
(27) Broken a bone: no
(28) Failed a class:NO
(29) Dyed your hair: yea
(30)Gotten in a car accident: yea
(31) Been out of the country: yea
(32) Met a famous person: Yes
(33) Driven illegally: yea
(34) Thrown a temper tantrum: yea...when i don'tget my way
(35)Been suspended: No
(36) Been expelled: No
(37) Been in jail: No
(38) Overcharged your credit card:yea
(39) Set a body part on fire, for the fun of it?: yea
(40) Planned your life around the internet?: no
(41) Swallowed a penny?: no
(42) Seen a ghost?:yea
(43) Ate dirt?: hell no
(44) Got caught stealing?: not yet
(45) Mooned someone?:Yea
(46)Missed school because it was raining?No
(47) Kept a sercret from someone?:YEAH
(48) Sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches?: no
(49) Bungee jumped: yea
(50) Do your friends think your dumb?: i am blonde
(51) Do you believe in love: Yes
(52) Do you believe in love at first sight: Ya
(53) Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: someone sexyPICK ONE
(54)Fruit/vegetables:: Veggie
(55)Black/white:: black
(56)Lights on/lights off:: on
(57)TV/movie:: TV
(58)Car/truck:: Car
(59)Body spray/lotion:: lotion
(60)Cash/check:: CASH
(61)Pillows/blankets:: blankets
(62)Headache/stomach ache:: stomach ache
(63)Paint/charcoal:: paint
(64)Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
(65)Summer/winter:: summer
(67)Snow/rain:: snow
(68)Fog/misty:: fog
(69)Rock/rap: rap
(70)Meat/vegetarian:: vegetarian
(71)Boy/girl:: boy
(72)chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate
(73)Sprinkles/icing:: sprinkels
(74)Cake/pie:: cake
(75)French toast/french fries:: fries
(76)Strawberries/blueberries:: bluberries
(77)Ocean/swimming pool:: Oceans
(78)Hugs/kisses:: both
(79)Cookies/muffins:: muffins
(81)Cat/dog: niether
HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice?: yea
(83) Hurt yourself?: yeah
(84) Been out of the country?:yea
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: yea
(86) Burped?: yea
(87) Been unfaithful?: nope
(89) Done drugs?:yea
(90) Gone skinny-dipping?: yeah
(92) Had a surgery?: no
(93) Ran away from home?: yea
(94) Played strip poker?: yea
(95) Gotten beaten up?: never
(97) Been picked on?: nope
(98) Been on stage?: sure
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? : never
(100) Slept outdoors?: yea
(101) Thought about suicide?: nope
102) Pulled an all-nighter?: yea
(103) what is your record?: 48 hrs
(104) Gone one day without food?: yea
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: yea
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: yeah
(107) Slept all day?: all the time
(108) Killed someone?:nope
(109) Made out with a stranger?: yea
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: almost
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: yea
(112) Kissed the same sex?: yea
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?: not even
(114) Been betrayed?: who hasen't
(115) Had a dream that came true?:yup
(116) Broken the law?: yea
(117) Met a famous person?: yea
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yea... poor kitty
(146) Stolen anything?: yeah
(147) Been on radio/TV.?:both
(148) Been in a mosh-pit?: yea
(149) Had a nervous breakdown?: yup
(150) Considered religious vocation?: what???
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: no
(152) Bungee jumped?:yea
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: no


CLOTHES and other fashion...
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: skirts and tops
(159) Wear hats?: i'm 2 sexy
(160) Judge other people by their clothing?: yes
(161) Wear make-up? Yeah..but no need
(163) Favorite article of clothing?: thong
(164) Do you think your trendy?: Yeah
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: no


BELIEFS...
(175) Love at first sight?: Yes, With all of my heart
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Its possible...but hard(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: ya
(181) Do you wish on stars?: Yes
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: HUH?
(183) Do you remember your first love?: Yes...I'll always love him <3
(184) Still love him? yes
(185) Do you consider love a mistake:no
87) Turn-on?: hair
(188) Turn-off?: being cocky
(189) Do you base your judgement on looks alone: yea
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest in dating you, how would you react? sry but no
(201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating him or her or going on a date: dating but not dates
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: yea
203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: yea
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Ya
(205) What is best about the opposite sex?: good hair
(206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: cockyness
(207) What's the last present someone gave you?: Kisses and flowers
(208) Are you in love?: i was
(209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: yea
(210) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy standing on the sidewalk?: say wanna hook up?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(211) That haunted you?: Nikki
(212) You wanted to kill?: Nikki
(213) That you laughed at?: Kristin
(214) That laughed at you?: Trey
(215) That turned you on?: Wes
(216) You went shopping with?: Lo
(217) That broke your heart?: Shaun
(218) To disappoint you?: Shaun
(219) To ask you out?: Greg
(220) To make you cry?: Shaun
(221) To brighten up your day?: Trey
(222) That you thought about?: Trey
(225) You talked to through IM?: Trey
(223) You saw a movie with?: Trey
(224) You talked to on the phone?Sky
(226) You saw?: Lo
(227) You lost?: Verdal
(229) You thought were completely insane?: Nayna
230) You wanted to be?: Myself
(231) You told of: Nikki
(232) You trusted?: Trey
(233) You turned down?: Greg
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: Just now
(235) Laughed?: on way home
(236) Cried?: last night
(237) Bought something?: everyday
(238) Danced?: last week
(239) Were sarcastic?: today
(240) hugged someone?: at school
(241) Talked to an ex?: couple wks ago
(242) Watched your fave movie?: monday
(243) Had a nightmare?: while ago
(245) Talked on the phone?: now
(246) Listened to the radio?: now
(247) Watched TV?: now
(248) Went out?: last weekend
(250) Were mean?: all tha time
(251) Sang?: right now
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: sunday
(253) Said "I love you"?:last night
(254) Missed someone?: Right now
(255) Fought with a family member?: today
(256) Fought with a friend?: last night
(257) Had a serious conversation?: Last night
(258) Got drunk?: last weekend
(259) Had sex?: hmmm.... mnt ago
(260) Been kissed?:last night
FRIENDS AND SUCH!
(261)Whos your best girlfriends?: Sky
262)Whos your best guy friends?:Trey
(263)Where do you hang out?: mall
264) Best looks?: LC
(265)Best hair?: Lauren
(266)Best eyes?: Me
(267)Most trusted by you: Lo
(268)Tallest?: Greg
(269)Shortest?: Hillary
(270)Best friends for ever and ever?: Sky(271)Smartest?: Haylee
(272)Pyromanic?: Trish
(273)Tolkienish?: ?
(274)Style?: Me
(275)Funniest?: Karen
(276) Serious?: Greg
(277)Can keep secrets?: Shey
(278) Favorite weather: Sunny
(279) Favorit song: too many
(280)favorite type of music: R&B and Rap
(280)favorite color: yellow
(281)favorite sound: freshnes