I would give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss to a touch,
a touch to a lick,
a lick to a suck,
and a suck to a fuck.....
hmmm.... wanna hug


im a outgoing person that likes to talk a alot and likes to be around other people

-- Name: Melissa
-- Nickname: missy
-- Birth date: 1988
-- Birthplace: Grand forks MN
-- Current location: badger MN
-- Eye color: Brown
-- Hair color: dark-brown with blonde chunks 
-- Height: 5'7"
-- Righty or lefty: both                                           


-- Your heritage: Have no clue
-- Your weakness: my heart
-- Your fears: losing my loved ones
-- Your perfect pizza: sausage with pineapple
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: finish high school then go to collage
-- Your thoughts first waking up: sovs
-- Your best physical feature: my shoulders
-- Your bedtime: 10-11:00
-- Your most missed memory: being a kid and all innocent 
-- Soda: orange
-- Fast food joint: Subway
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton ice tea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
-- Smoke: use to
-- Swear: some
-- Sing: love to but not so good
-- Take a shower every day: yep
-- Want to go to college: yep but no Idea where                                          

-- Like high school? Love it especially my senior year but its going to fast
-- Want to get married: definitely but not for a few years
-- Believe in yourself: most times
-- Get motion sickness: not really
-- Think you're attractive: not sure
-- Think you're a health freak: not completely
-- Get along with your parents: yes I love my parents they are always there for me when I need them
-- Like thunderstorms: yes when I am not by my self
-- Play an instrument: a bass guitar I just got it thought so I am not to good at it yet

In the past MONTH...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes but only one
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Had sex: no
-- Made out: yes
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall: no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: never done that
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: yes I love to cook and bake
-- Gone skinny-dipping: never
-- Dyed your hair: yes blonde
-- Stolen anything: no

Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- Been caught doing something: for some things but nothing really that bad my younger sister did caught me at something and the most embarrassing thing ever to
-- Gotten beaten up: no but I have beaten up a few people
-- Shoplifted: yep the first time I did I got caught to, I tell you what that was the last time to
-- Changed who you were to fit in: never I love who I am
-- Age you hope to be married: late 20s
-- Numbers and names of children: I what three kids a girl named Alexandria, and two boys one named Zeke and the other named Boone                                          

-- Describe your dream wedding: I want it to be kind of like a hippie theme, have it in the woods, have flowers in my hair with a nice ease flowing dress
-- How do you want to die: I don’t know, but I do know that I don’t want to die alone
-- Where do you want to go to college: I have no idea there are like three or four different ones I what to go to so
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: ever thing
-- What country would you most like to visit: Africa so that I cant see how elephants live in there natural habitat

My favorite Music Artists are:
i love any and ever thing


Favorite Quotes

work as if you dont have to
dance as if no ones watching
love as if youve never lost

"An eye for eye just creates a society of blind people"
 -Ghandhi

"All we have to fear is fear itself"
 

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"
 -Ernest Gaines



You kno you were born in the 80s if...

You ever ended your sentence with "psych"
You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers
You watched the pound puppies
You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
You know what 'Whoa' means from Blossom
Three words: M.C. Hammer
You thought it would be great to have a friend named "boner"
You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"
If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long!
The crypt keeper really freaked you out
Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics
You ever watched Fraggle Rock
You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike
When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
You wore a pony tail to the side of your head
You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen
You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school
You made your mom buy you one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot
You had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall
You played the game "Mash" with friends at school
You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it
L.A. GEAR
Your mother wouldn't let you have garbage pail kids
You wanted to change your name to Jem in Kindergarten
You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off"
You wanted to be a Goonie
You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing
You wanted to be on StarSearch
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
You took Lunch pales to school
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf
You remember the craze, and then banning of slap bracelets
You still get the urge to use "NOT" at the end of every statement you make
You remember Hypercolor T-shirts
Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
You remember Punky Brewster
You loved Howard the duck
You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up
You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged "friendship bracelets"
You ever owned a pair of Jelly Shoes
After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you couldn't stop saying "I know you
are but what am I?"
You remember "I've fallen...and I can't get up!"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
You ever got seriously injured on a slip and slide
You know not to mix poprocks and soda
You have played with a 'skip-it'
You had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's
If you've ever wanted to go to Degrassi High
You ever sat on or used one knee on a skateboard
You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks
You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoons
You remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian"
If you remember Heath cliff the orange cat
You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special
You've gone through this list occasionally saying "That wasn't from the80's"
You remember Popples
DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You wore socks over tights with high-top Reeboks
You wore like 8 pairs of socks at once, scrunched down
MISS MARY MACK MACK MACK ALL DRESSED IN BLACK BLACK BLACK.....
You remember boom boxes instead of CD players
You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies
You remember the gimp fad
You remember the Transformers
You knew what it meant to say: "Care bear stare!!" and you had a favorite
You remember Rainbow Bright and MY Little Pony Tails
You remember watching TV thinking doogie howser was hot!
You remember Alf, the little furry brown alien from Malmac
You remember the large amounts of hairspray used
You remember those very stylish headbands
You remember Vicky the Robot
You remember the beginning of New Kids on the Block
You remember watching The Cosby show
You remember Mr.Belvadier
You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future



follow these rules to maintain your sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.                    

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.                  

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.                    

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"                   

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.                  

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".                  

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."                 

8. Don't use any punctuation marks                    

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.                    

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.                   

11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".                    

12. Sing along at the opera.                   

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.                   

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.                    

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.                    

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.                   

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"                 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"                  

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."






Things To Do At a Boring Movie

Wear a top hat.

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juijy Fruits for you asthma.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devoius, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"


drugs rule
not school
smoke weed
fuck speed
love drugs
hate hugs
fuck loners
be a stoner
be a druggie
not a preepy
smoke a joint
get my point
smoke a blunt
you stupied cunt

Give me a hug
Give me the world
give me your heart
And I'll be your girl
give me your smile
Give me your time
Give me your love
And I'll give you mine


I'm a bitch but i got class
fuck with me i'll kick ur ass
to all u hoes that think ur cool
just remember BITCHES RULE


A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.]


~True Story~


A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.

The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.

A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.

* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *