I am an arrogant prick… deal with it!!!      I live in Australia…  I hate Christmas; it is a shit time of the year; boring and there is too many happy people!!!   I like to discuss philosophy and the meaning of life and the universe etc.
I dislike most people and chances are I will dislike you,
I am anti Christian and always love to fight with them …  If I go to hell I hope I burn well!!!

1)Dated one of your best friends: No
2) Loved/Liked:Yes
3) Cried: Never I have a heart of stone
4) Drank alcohol: Yeap.
5) Done drugs: maybe
6) Broken the law: Havnt we all
7) Broken a bone: No
8) Cheated on a test: Nope
9) Skinny dipped: Only in a bath tub
10) Played Truth or Dare: Yes
11) Ridden in a fire truck: No
12) Come close to dying: Yes
13) Burned yourself: Yeap.
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yeap.
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: all the time as a child (such a empty childhood)
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: No. I hate phones
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: HAHAHAHA yeah
18)Fell asleep while eating: When I eat I am fully alert just incase my brother tries to attack
19) Met someone famous: Yes
20) Been in a school play: No and never will
21)Favorite quote: Aids was created to keep the fag population down (thanks george bush senior 
22) Seen someone die:
23) been in a fist fight: No (im a geek okay!)
24) given someone a bruise: Yes
25) gotten a bruise: Ooooh yes.
26) knocked somone out: HA HA!!!
27) been knocked out: Nope.
28) flipped any vehicles: No. DAMN!!!
29) cut someone: Damn!…….no.
30) been cut: Sadly yes
31) burnt any buildings down: Give it time
32) sex in public: Sex? What the fuck is that?
33) mooned someone: No (i wont show this ugly ass to no one)
34) acted kidnapped in a car: No. But I will try it
35) flashed someone: Im not that cruel.
36) kissed an ass: No
37) blew something up: HAHA yeah…  A bin
38) caught your yard on fire: Let me see……..no.
39) threw a firecracker at someone: Many, many times! (fun to see em scream)
40) been in any wars: Nah. Allthough probably could go to one someday.
41) stayed up all night: Yeap. ………shut up!
42) slept all day: Yeap. Totally sucks ass!
43) watched the sunrise: ……….dont remember.
44) rode a motorcycle: yeap
45) driven a car: Yes.
46) wrecked a car: A guy how drives like your grandma doesnt wreck cars.
47) gotten a titty twister: Maybe once when i was really REALLY drunk!
48) given a titty twister: HAHAHA yeah
49) posed for a nude pic: who the fuck would want to see such a monstrous thing?!!?
50) been suspended: Yes
51) been expelled: Nope.
52) been arrested: Nope. I love the cops. KILL THE FUCKING PIGS!!!…..sorry.
53) been in jail: Nope. Cause not a fan of the ”drop the soap” game.
54) Played Spin the Bottle: Yeap. Everyone left after I started playing

I LOVE: Me. Myself and I
I HAVE: excess fat.
I HATE: All humankind.
I MISS: All the money I spend on worthless crap
I WANT: Money, power
I FEEL: Empty and stupid.
I WONDER: Why this world is so fucking ridiculous?
I SMELL: The cold air of winter.
I LIKE: Seeing people fail, money and power.
I EAT: Unhealthy foods.
I SAY: F off
I THINK: That everyone is ugly in some way.
I TRY: To remain as solitary as possible
I HUG: Some VERY rare people.
I KISS: No one.
I TALK: to people I trust (1 in 1000000).
I CARE: …………Don’t know.
I ASK: Give me money??
I NEED: A life.
I WISH: To get revenge.
I FEAR: Seeing the world even more horrible what it is already.
I HEAR: Of despair.
I CRAVE: Lost life.
I SEARCH: Meaning for this pathetic existence.
I WONDER: Why all humans are so god damn fucking idiots.
I REGRET: That my life is a joke right now.

WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (Okay in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Hey!!! Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!!!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. Oh God!!! you're not going to check the trunk, are you?
8. What the fuck? I pay your salary!!!
9. Gee, Officer, That's terrific!!! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR.