[StOnErZ pLeDGE]
[peace,pot,tequila shot,jesus luvs u stoned r not,sex,drugs,rock~n~roll,speed,weed,birth control,lifes a bitch then u die,fuck the world let get high.we are stoners we have class,mess with us we'll kick your ass, so to all you preps who think your cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule]

pot is a plant
it grows from the ground
if god didnt like it
it wouldnt be around
so all u mother fuckers
who never got high
shut the fuck up
and give it a try

♥If♥you♥had♥me♥alone♥locked♥up♥in♥your♥room♥for♥24♥hours♥and♥I♥had♥to♥do♥whatever♥you ♥wanted♥me♥to♥do♥what♥would♥you♥do♥with♥me♥Post♥this♥in♥your♥house♥You♥might♥be♥surprised♥at♥the♥answers♥you♥get♥

[sex is like math
subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs
and hope you dont multiply.]

[Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But ropes and chains turn me on!!!]

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!

YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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No matter how random, personal, rude, or pointless
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I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
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[Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn.]

PRESS X IF U HAV DONE THIS AND _ IF U HAVENT
(x) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WITH TONGUE
(_) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(x) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I HAVE BEEN IN LUST
(x) I HAVE HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME
(x) I HAVE SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP
(_) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP SEXUALLY
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I HAVE STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(x) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I HAVE PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(x) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(x) I HAVE EGGED A CAR AND/OR HOUSE
(x) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(x) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(x) I HAVE RUN FROM THE COPS security gaurd
(x) I HAVE CUT MYSELF SO THAT I COULD NOT THINK OF SOME THING ELSE


My inner dragon:
I am a A Sand Dragon!

Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Sand Dragon on the inside.

In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, a Sand Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic....
During combat situations, the Sand Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat....
Sand Dragons are covered in tough tan skin with orange highlights. Sand Dragons are so well camouflaged in their home habitat that they are often nearly invisible while approaching, except for their brilliant green eyes with flecks of yellow and blue.'
Sand Dragons tend to live in desert areas or remote islands. The Sand Dragon primarily lives in underground caves and caverns, but has been known to build it's home by burrowing into the sand and heating the inner walls until they turn to glass.'
Sand Dragons are social beings, as far as evil dragons go, often working with each other to destroy a common threat or to achieve a common goal. They live in packs and choose their leaders by fierce battles that often result in the death of one combatant. The Sand Dragons primary breath weapon causes powerful sandstorms hurricanes.
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This Dragons favorite elements are: Glass, Strength, and Anger

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