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I am 17 i go to A.J.Moore iam in the 11 Grade. Iam in JROTC. I hate people who thank there better then every one in the world. I hate people that talk trash and dont do shit. And if you fuck with my family i will fuck up your face.
I HAD A DREAM A DREAM I WISH CAME TRUE I HAD A DREAM IT WAS JUST ME AND YOU!!!!
Give me a hug
Give me the world
give me your heart
And I'll be your girl
give me your smile
Give my your time
Give me your love
And I'll give you mine
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
gotta problem with me?
solve it
think i'm trippin?
tie my shoe
cant stand me?
sit back down
cant face me?
turn the f*ck around (My sis Jeria gave me this)
I NEVER
(X)=never done it
(_)I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF *c'mon we were all babies at one point in time*
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT *only once*
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER RAN FROM THE COPS
(X) I NEVER STOLE A CAR FOR THE FUN OF IT
(_) I NEVER WALKED INTO AN OPEN DOOR
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