Im a 19 year old high school graduate and ill be going to collage as soon as i move to tx in a month. i love anime, roleplay and fanfiction. i am also a rabid yaoi fan girl
  ~^x^~
and im obsessed with nekos


THE MOTORCYCLE
.[A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.


Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.


(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.


The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know.Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

THE NOTE
One night a girl and guy were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She then told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.A silent tear then fell down the sad man's cheek as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a folded note. At that same moment, a drunk driver was speeding down the same road. He then swerved killing only the person in the driver's seat. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remebering the note she pulled it out and read it.
   "Without your love I'd die "

If you love someone this much put these 2 in your discription.


A girl asked a boy if he liked her.
The boy replied no.
The girl then asked the boy if she was pretty.
The boy replied no again.
The girl then asked if she was in his heart.
Once more he replied no.
The girl ask if he'd cry if she'd walk away.
For the fourth time the boy replied no.
The girl had heard enough, she was almost in tears, so she turned and started to walk away.
The boy grabbed the girl by the arm.
He said I don't like you, I love you.
Your not pretty, your beautiful.
Your not in my heart, your in my soul.
I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I'd die.


If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house, you might be surprised at the answers you get.




Facts Guys should know about girls


When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.


When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.


When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you'll be around.


When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.


When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.


When a girl lays on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.


When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking your attention.


When a girl says "I love you," she means it.


When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.


When a girl says "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.


When a girl says no, she means no.


!!*THIS IS HOW A GUY SHOULD TREAT HIS GIRL*!!
*Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear
*Make her feel wanted every chance you get
*Hold her close when she's cold
*When you are alone hold her close and kiss her
*Kiss her on the tip of her nose
(it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her)
*While in the movie, put your arm around her
and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly
*When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her
*When people diss her stand up for her
*Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her
*Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen
to the steady beat of your heart,
*Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you


The Kiss
1. Kiss on the cheek, I just want to be friends
2. Look in your eyes, kiss me
3. Kiss on the lips, I love you
4. Kiss on the hand, I adore you
5. Kiss on the forehead, You mean the world to me.
6. Kiss on the neck, I want you
7. Kiss on the ears, I am just playing
8. Hand on your waist, I love you to much to let you go
9. Playing with your hair, I can't live without you
10. Kiss anywhere else, lets not get carried away


STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES,
BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME,
SO LAY ME DOWN AND TIE ME UP,
AND SHOW ME THAT YOU LIKE ME.
(THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL)


12 reasons to date a cowgirl/horseback rider


1. We like it dirty
2. We wear tight pants & tall boots
3. We like to be in control
4. We don't mind being bucked around
5. We like it rough
6. We'll ride it for hours
7. We know how to handle a big girth
8. We love using whips
9. We get off easily
10. We're always on top
11. Whipping is our style
12. Galloping is our speed

[~Answer this questions and send them to me~]         
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. Would You ever date me?
21. would you ever fuck me?
22. Do you think im hott?
23. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?


(ASCII art removed by the guards)


A DARK POEM

You tried to give me roses,thorns pricking my fingers like your many lies.
A shattered heart a broken promise.
You gave yourself to others, like i was invisible.
No substance
I'm fading from your view
watching you walk with her
holding her close
you lied.
the blood flowing in rivers from my pricked finger like my tears.
the roses shedding petals in a carpet around my feet.


SUNSET

sunset
  hand in hand
        loving kiss
             tender embrace
                  only
                   you
                    and
                    me
                    by
                    the
                    sea.

Melphina's Song-OUTLAW STAR


I don't know what words I can say
The wind has a way to talk to me
Flowers sleep, a silent lullaby
I pray for reply
I'm ready

Quiet days calm me
Oh, serenity
Someone please tell me
Ohhmm, what is it they say?
Maybe I will know one day

I don't know what words I can say
The wind has a way to talk to me
Flowers sleep, a silent lullaby
I pray for reply
I'm ready


oujo-sama to oyobi! CALL ME PRINCESS -TENCHI MUYO


No, it's not good.
How is it that such a person like you
is disturbed in the heart
by the temptations of a ghost?  
You're burdened by an important mission,
[so] I hide my tears and
train you once again.  
Prepare yourself!
Here's the whip of love!
I'll correct that slackened heart of yours
with force.  
No, please don't.
Love is a pure and honest thing.
In both of us loving each other,
blood connection is the most important.  
In order to protect Jurai's future,
If you approach that wicked demon,
I will judge you.  
Be patient.
Look, it's not yet sufficient.
Until that hesistation disappears,
I will bind you by these chains!  
T: Hey! It's SM Queen!
S: Wow! The SM Queen, cool!
T: Sasami-chan, do something!
A: Wait! You won't be forgiven. This is the Jurai Royal Family secret
bridegroom education. If you wish to be my bridegroom, then take this whip!
T: I don't want to be, help!
A: How impudent! Well then, you'll learn your lesson. Sasami!
S: Yes, Queen!
A: Help me, don't let him escape!
T: What are you saying? Please stop... Ee!
A: Well, I give you lots of punishment. What fun. Sit there!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho....  
C'mon, c'mon, no.
Endure this pain.
Scream at each whip.
Kneel and beg forgiveness.  
No, not yet, not yet.
Call me princess.
Cry clinging to me.
I'll be cruel to you as I wish.  
Look, Look, no.
Come now, endure the pain.
Cry clinging to me.
Kneel and beg forgiveness.  
A: Call me princess!
Call me princess!
This...
This pain, endure it!
Endure it, endure it, and cry with joy!
 


MY FAVORITE ANIME

Avatar: Last Airbender
Chobits
Detective Conan/Case Closed
El Hazard
Full Metal Alchemist
Furi Kuri: FLCL
Fushigi Yuugi
Gundam Wing/AC
Hamtaro
Inuyasha
Lost Universe
Love Hina
Naruto
Oh My Goddess!
One Piece
Paranoia Agent
Pokemon
Ranma
Read or Die
Sailor Moon
Samurai Champloo
Tenchi Muyo
Tokyo Mew Mew
Vandread
Yu Yu Hakusho
Zatch Bell

this is really sad...

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad."