http://www.crushcalculator.com
These are all my friends that im friends with on here:
[softballgirl10]-babe sweetheart beautiful there r s many word to descibe u... and u are the awesomest person i no and i think ur funny and stuff...whoever gets u as a girlfriend they'll be lucky loveya katie

[stoner#1]-hes cool but he can be an asshole but if i had to pick someone to kick someones ass he would be the first on e i call on

[.:*/DoN't b fAkE.. OkAy/*:.]-i dont really no her i meet her on here but shes hot and shes pretty cool

[Ç®èèpè®]-hes a really good friend he got some funny jokes and hes like me he dont listen to any of them cock loving ass holes aka teachers

[Mickey-Shell2010]-shes the coolest one out of my friends that r girls...also i think u should know that if u mes with her ill kick ur ass b/c she is my really really bestest friend
 
[Cadillac_Babe]-shes the hottest out of all my friends and she is the best............... she helps me all the time and i cant liv without her.........

[candierose2010]-shes a really hot friend and funny
 
[camdogg2010]-this person here is kinda hott ok but i have to put something nice j/k she is really awesome and if i was going to rate between 1-10 i would have to go with a 9
 
[cletus]-hes pretty cool hes good at football actually that s the only thing hes good at lol
 
[byebye!!]-she is my friend.... shes cool and dont call her peanut butter...u were warned

[fattmatt]-hes my best friend we do a lot we smoke weed together drank and someother stupid shit
 
[redneck_lover]-shes ok she does most of my homework so pleze dont hurt her yet anyway

[Born From Flames]-this person here is really smart and if he wants he can start doing my homework too

[CrAzY ChIcK wItH a GuItAr]-shes cool she likes to play the guitar if u couldnt figure it out by her username
 
[lover93]-shes cool actually shes awesome
 
[Mc-G 2010]-shes the coolest person in the world......but she likes every new guy we get...see we got this new china persoin i mean person and she likes him
 
[.:lUvN tHa SuNsHiNe:.]-shes cool and funny but i dont really now her i met her on here but shes cool
 
[sadfffffff]- ok this person here is like really hot and she has a problem with grabbing peoples titties:[Lucki*N*Lust]- same person but different name she is the other bestest friend
 
[soccerchick1225]-shes pretty cool and kinda ok for anybody that dont have a girlfriend..........and no i dont pimp her out that much this is a one time only thing j/k

[sweetheart07]-ok this is the the best person on this page.......if u mess with her ill kick ur ass bitches
 
[the short 14]-hes not short at all hes taller than me..............but hes like the best one in basketball
 
[redhairgoddess]-she is a really really cool person and she is really really hot but sometimes she can be a little mean but its ok 
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Boy: i saw her today -- Girl: i saw him today~Boy: It seems like its been forever -- Girl: I wonder if he still cares
Boy: She looks better than ever --Girl: I couldnt stop staring at him~Boy: i asked her how things were going --Girl: i asked about his new girlfriend
Boy: Id choose her over any girl im with -- Girl:Hes probably really happy~Boy:i couldnt even look at her without crying -- Girl: He couldnt even look at me
Boy: I told her i missed her -- Girl: I know he hadnt~Boy: I meant it -- Girl: He didnt mean it
Boy: i love her -- Girl: he loves his new girlfriend~Boy: I held her one last time -- Girl: He gave me a friendly hug
Boy: Then i went home and cried -- Girl: Then i went home and cried~!Boy: i lost her.. -- Girl: i still love him
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Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!" Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes.........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......
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A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die

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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...





On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)





On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)





On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)





On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)





On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)





On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)





On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)





On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=fork%20lifts" onmouseover="window.status='<a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=fork%20lifts" onmouseover="window.status='fork lifts'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">fork lifts</a>'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">fork lifts</a>.)





On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)





On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)





On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)





On a <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=food%20processor" onmouseover="window.status='<a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=food%20processor" onmouseover="window.status='food processor'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">food processor</a>'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">food processor</a>:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)





On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)





On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)





On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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I have blue eye blonde hair kinda cute i have the bestest friends like abby and tamara and fatt matt

~@BbY i !0V3 u

[Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 & 4 in the morning, and tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. If you break the chain then you will have bad luck, so copy and paste within 1 min.]
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Dear: Fucker
you are my fucking friend,
and i hope you know thats fucking true
no matter what the fuck happens
i will stand the fuck by you
i will fucking be there for you
whenever the fuck you need me
to lend you a fucking hand
to do a good fucking deed
so, just fucking call on me
whenever the fuck you need anything
fuck... i will always be there
even to the bitter fucking end...
i fucking love you!!!
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ICP (Insane Clown Posse) Suicide Hotline
ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
Suicide Hotline

It aint no point to me waking up, everyodys time im takin up, i got nobody, it aint a shoulder
Near, i cant stay here & its colder there, i dont wanna look back cause its gonna hurt, i slice
My wrist & its gonna squirt, for me everybody holds a hate, i get backstabbed & everybody holds
The stake, its no roads to take im in a circle drive, bustin at myself & im tryna survive, ill
Dissapoint you, & i will let you down, & i aint got many home boys comin around, you dont
Understand so dont say you do, i swear i'll put a mother fuckin slug in you, im the only one, the
Lonely one, at home alone loading a gun & thinking why not?

I got court commin up, i stole a truck. i got a bitch pregnant & im broke as fuck, i wanna get
High but i got piss test, im always first name on top of the shit list, get this, the witch has
Made my chest its permanent nightly visiting nest, it aint no clothes that i look good in, im the
Mother fuckin big red train that couldn't, i got no family i stole they shit, restraining orders
& i still wont quit, i hit rock bottom & then i fell in a hole & then i fell through the floor of
That hole some more, i been missing for a year nobody's lookin, i got beat down & my shit tookin,
I look ahead & all i see is more of the same, or this self inflicted bullet hole pouring my brain

I dream about cuttin heads off with a shovel, the dreams are gettin serious, think im in
Trouble, i dont hold memory for more than an hour, im tired as fuck & im drained of power, i aint
Half way there & im all outta time, im like a cruched light bulb, all outta shine, i been around
The world but no place is home, i wanna see the other side when i face this chrome, im butt
Naked, i been jackin off gettin drunk, its my last hours alive who gives a fuck? it dont matter,
Im doing the shit in the garage, tryna make it easier for them to clean my head splaage, this
Bitch i loved, i hope she finds me, still up in the chair with my thoughts behind me

Im about to do it, can you hold for a second...
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Spooky Ghost Tales from Elsberry, Missouri

Most people of Elsberry, Missouri are happily unaware of the horrible secrets this town holds, after the sun has set over this town you might see some scary things. There have been numerous encounters with beings from the other side. People who have never spent a night in this town will tell you it's all just superstition but with so many ghosts in Elsberry you have a pretty good chance of catching a glimpse of one if you spend a night here.
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These are some of the spooky things that have happened here recently.

The ghost of a civil war soldier was spotted reading a newspaper in the middle of the night on a park bench in Elsberry. Being frightened by the onlookers the ghost made it's way into the dark.

The ghost of a cleaning woman showed up in an Elsberry area hospital, walking the hallways. When the ghost was spotted it vanished into the thin air.

A man with a large hole through his torso was witnessed playing a piano in an Elsberry home. The witness fled when she saw the ghost.

The ghost of a young air force pilot was seen searching for something under parked cars in an Elsberry parking lot late in the night.

A bat that turned into a vampire was witnessed in an Elsberry high school late at night walking the hallways.

The ghost of a flight attendant was spotted in a mirror in an Elsberry home, the ghost was only visible in the mirror.

A skeleton was spotted in a house outside Elsberry. This is one of those ghosts that is seen over and over around here
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Spooky Ghost Tales from Troy, Missouri also known as Briscoe

Daytime in Troy, Missouri is just like daytime anywhere else in America but the ghost tales told by the locals are enough to make anyone think twice about spending the night here. The dead won't rest in this town. Some say there are no ghosts but scary things sure do happen here in Troy at night.
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These are some of the spooky things that have happened here recently.

The ghost of a young woman covered in blood was witnessed hanging out in an abandoned building in Troy. The witness fled when she saw the ghost.

The ghost of a mailman was spotted peeping through house windows in Troy late at night.

The ghost of a flight attendant appeared starring at a person sleeping in a bed in a house in Troy. The ghost spoke of revenging a murder.

The ghost of an airline pilot appeared riding a motorcycle on a dark road outside Troy.

A ghostlike creature showed up digging through garbage cans on a Troy street.

The ghost of a cleaning woman was observed climbing out of a manhole on a Troy street in the early morning hours.

A bat that turned into a vampire was witnessed hovering in the air like a balloon in Troy. The appearance of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then disappeared.

The ghost of a pregnant woman was witnessed in a mirror in a Troy home, the ghost was only visible in the mirror. The eye witness was frightened and ran away.

A ghost was observed walking through a house in Troy. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being spotted.

A woman with an axe sticking out of her head was spotted watching TV in a Troy living room late at night.

The ghost of a young air force pilot was seen trying on shoes in a Troy house. When the witness appeared the ghost fled.

The ghost of an old prospector with a wooden leg was seen reading a newspaper in the middle of the night on a park bench in Troy.

The ghost of a teenage girl was seen in a house in Troy.

The ghost of an old lady carrying a rifle was observed playing a piano in a Troy home.

The ghost of an Indian chief was spotted in a Troy high school late at night walking the hallways.

The ghost of a lumberjack carrying a large axe appeared searching for something under parked cars in a Troy parking lot late in the night.

A female body with a goats head appeared wandering through a Troy area graveyard.

The ghost of a civil war soldier showed up snooping in people's mailboxes around midnight in Troy.

A woman with a semi transparent body appeared standing along a highway outside Troy.

The ghost of a man dressed as janitor showed up walking through a house outside Troy.

A wandering spirit was spotted in a Troy house.

A man with a large hole through his torso was spotted on a Troy street around midnight.

A partially decomposed human body was seen at a pay phone in Troy making a phone call. This particular ghost has been seen frequently in this area.

A skeleton appeared in a college dorm in the Troy area.

The ghost of a man dressed in a military uniform was observed searching for something on the ground next to a deserted highway outside Troy late at night. The ghost did not care that there was someone else there.

A woman on fire, carrying a gasoline tank was spotted walking a dog late at night on a dark Troy street. When the witness appeared the ghost fled.

The ghost of a young man dressed in a leather jacket was spotted in a house outside Troy.

The ghost of a nurse with a bloody uniform was witnessed in a Troy area hospital, walking the hallway.

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