blue eyes,short brown hair,thin,ears pearced.

(.:.*12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hugs her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it*.:.)

*~ KISSING IS A HABBIT, Fucking IS A GAME, GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE, GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN, HE TELLS YOU HE LOVES YOU, BELIVE THAT ITS TRUE, TILL YOUR BELLY STARTS TO SWELL HE SAYS THE HELL WITH YOU, 10 MIN OF PLEASURE, 9 MONTHS OF PAIN, 3 DAYS IN HOSPITAL, BABY WITH OUT A NAME, BABYS A BASTERD, MOTHERS A WHORE, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE RUBBER HADENT TORNE!!!??.

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TRUE LOVE:
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: slow down this is scary!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
*THE GIRL DOES AS HE SAYS*
(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..



 Funny Instructions
 __________________
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...



On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)



On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)



On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)



On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)



On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)



On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)



On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)



On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)



On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)



On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)



On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)



On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)



On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)



On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)



On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)



On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)



clik on[#] if you liked my house!!

Here's something similar:





Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.



*(A girl's poem)
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the check book,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!!!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!


A hug leads to a kiss, A kiss leads to a lick, A lick leads to a suck, And >a suck leads to a fuck so tell me how many people you want to hug after you >hear this cuz sex is like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, >divide the legs and pray you don't multiply! Send right after you read this >something good will happen. at 2:25 tommorrow. get ready for the biggest >shock in you life. whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with >relationship problems for the next ten years. If you sent this in 15 >minutes your safe. sumthin good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 pm. >this is not a joke. someone will either call u or something

What would you do if:
[1) I committed suicide:]
[2) I said I liked you:]
[3) I kissed you:]
[4) I lived next door to you:]
[5) I started smoking:]
[6) I stole something:]
[7) I was hospitalized:]
[8) I ran away from home:]
[9) I got into a fight and you weren't there?]
[if u know me tell me, i want to know]

*math is like sex
u add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and hope u dont multiply



Every Girls Dream:


1. Get kissed in the rain
2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs
5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear
6. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about
9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you
10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get.
11. A guy who squeezes your hand
12. A guy that says he loves you and means it
13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window
14. A guy who is loyal
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it.
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead.
17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...NOT hot, fine, or sexy
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look.
19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile
20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends
21. A guy that tells you everything honestly
22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family
23. A guy that will always let you win
24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who it is against
25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been
26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes his day and makes everything better
27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet
28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with
29. A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you
30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life.
31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.
32. A guy who doesn't cheat!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~!

I _____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just


for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________


(P.S. ______________.) ]

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