One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.








Lettuce!!!








Tomato!!!








Lettuce!!!








Tomato!!!








Lettuce!!!








Tomato!!!








She screams.








Lettuce!!!








Tomato!!!








Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!








PULL IT OUT NOW!!!








I can't get pregnant!








Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!