Hi my name is Chelsea Ilove basketball and food lol some of my friends are.

[Leave me or i'll leave u forever]- Alex She is so funny and nice she is so cool to hang out with and i would say dont mess with her or i wil beat u up but i think sh ehas that under control she is one of my relly close friends she has came to the ocean with me for the past 2 years we always have a blast luv yah lots alex

[bam_bam_15] that is sam we dont really talk but if any of yalls mess with her she will mess u up..


[inuyasha #1]- Cody he is really nice...

[Jon_Jon] - Dakota she is nice me and her are not best friends we talk when we want which is probably a good thing just joking.

[A.D.Shae.D]- Shae She is so funny me and her dont really hang out but i know if i ever have a problem i can always talk to her luv ya lots shae
and a bunch of other people



Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

2 Coats better than one

There once was this blonde, and she was sitting at the table
with her husband eating breakfast before he went to work. Out
of the blue the blonde says,"Honey today while your at work I
am goning to paint the house." The husband says "No, no dear
don't paint the house because then when I come home from work I
will just have to clean everything up, just please don't do
it." So the husband went to work and when he came home the
house smelled like paint. Then he went up to their bedroom, and
he saw his wife laying on the floor with 2 coats on and
sweating to death. He ran over to her and said, "Honey, honey
what's wrong why on earth are you sweating to death?" She got
up and grabed the paint cane, went over to her husband and
said, "Well look at the can dummy, it says for best results put
on 2 coats!"

LOL I LUB THAT JOKE SO THATS WHY I PUT IT ON THERE LOL