i don't like to be told what to do! like if sumone tell's me to stop smoking i purposely light up a smoke in front of there face!

       my fav music

*obie trice
*snoop dogg
*dr dre
*50 cent
*all techno


Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when sumone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.

But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the mother fucker upside the head.

Good friend is sum1 that bails u out of jail a best friend is in the nxt cell sayin fuck that was fun!

Can't cope
Don't mope
There's hoped
Smoke dope!

sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, speed, weed, birth control life's a bitch and then we die so fuck it all and let's get high!

Fred and Mary were married for 50 yrs and Fred died but b4 he died he took viagra! a day later Mary rang the funeral agency and asked for the cheapest coffin the funeral agency rang 2 days later to tell Mary that it was going to cost an extra 3 thousand dollars because they could not shut the coffin Mary said nah cut his dick off and shove it up his arse! on the day of Fred's funeral Mary bent over to see a year in his eye she leaned over him and whispered in his ear how do you fucking like it!

if u r in love with some1 don't let them go bcoz they might not b round 4eva! make sure they always know b4 it's 2 late!