[\0/Juggalo Pledge ~~~
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!! \0/
*if ur a juggalo or juggalette put the pledge in your house]
http://mycrib.net/?pageid=mycrib.member.profile&ID=465750 my mycrib

Alyssa- you know that people are best friends and shit but really they arent and def not as close as us 2 muthafuckas and we really dont take shit from no one and we dont give a fuck bout wat u say bout us but if u say 1 thing bout our family biologically or not well fuck u the hell up an fo sho well do it cuz weve messed up alota bitches in our days and damn i dont think know one can go anywhere cuz theyll shit emselves...here's to family baby u do one damn thing wrong to go in da slamma...well i wont b able 2 bitch at ya cuz ill b right fuckin next 2 ya Sistas, Lys

Juggalettes dont take shit from anyone. There behind all juggalos 110%. You fuck with them theyll fuck you up. being a juggalette is a way of life They don't give a shit about what the world thinks of them. A Juggalette don't think shes better than everyone else. It's a state of mind, a way of life. To truly understand a Juggalette or juggalo you must be a Juggalette-juggalo Anyone can just Like a Band, that makes you a fan. If your a Juggalette-juggalo your down for anything at anytime. A Juggalette and Juggalo are almost the same but Juggalettes are Females. And no matter how pretty, ugly, fat or crack headed they look, Juggalos love them. But if they are a Juggalo or Juggalette they are Down with the Clown for Life.

[if u hatin on haters ur a damn hipocrite bout everythin u say so dont start fake shit or anything like dat cuz ill find u an tell u wats really up and younger kids b/c there all lil assholes who act hard for show and dont do shit and there tryin to start shit so they can build a rep but its a gay rep or a one that wont get them anywhere in life cept shot somewhere are FUCKIN GAY FO IT!!! stop acting gangsta or emo/gothic its retarted to be some one on the fuckin television.]

10 Commandments of a Teenager!!!
1) thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. (why wait?)
2)thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)
3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4)thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9)thou shall not think about having sex.(as nike sayz just do it)
10)thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. (just leave them in the middle)

First Time
The sky was dark/The moon was high /All alone just she and I/Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue/I knew just what
She wanted to do/Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine/I ran my fingers
Down her spine/I didn't know how
But I tried my best/I started by placing
My hands on her breast/I remember my fear
My fast beating heart/But slowly she spread
Her legs apart/And when I did it
I felt no shame/All at once
The white stuff came/At last it's finished
It's all over now/My first time ever/At milking a cow...
~~from my o so great friend tommy...he dont even remember where in da hell he gots it

How To Give A Lap Dance:
Set the stage with some sexy music -- slow and sensual usually is best. Have your boyfriend sit in a chair, preferably a sturdy one with arms. Start about three feet in front of him, swaying your hips as you would with a Hula Hoop. Dance toward him and once you're right in front of him, place one foot on the floor between his feet, and the other on the arm of the chair. Grind slowly and seductively to the music, stroke your breasts, and make eye contact. When he starts to lean forward to get a closer view, push him back (if necessary, remind him of the "no touching" rule). If you have long hair, run it up and down his chest and between his legs. Put your hands on the arms of the chair and lean your breasts into him, rubbing them over his face and down his body, but always pulling back to tease him. Turn around, straddle his legs, and wiggle your bottom. If you like, playfully slap your tush a few times for added emphasis. Chances are, you'll be lucky if you get this far before your guy, bursting with lust, breaks the rules and turns your lapdance into the mattress mambo.

YAY ICP concert tommorow night(10/26/06)
INSANE CLOWN POSSE!!!!!

Crunk as Fuck at ICP last nite if i may say soo mii self...loved the fuckin hell outta it

..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..
   12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1. Hugs her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart
Girls-Repost this if you think its sweet.
Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it

~*A boy and a girl/The best of friendsFrom elementary to high school/From beginning to end/Through all these years/Their friendship grew/They both felt the same/But neither knew/ Each waking moment/Since the day that they met/They both loved each other/Sunrise to sunset /He was all she had/In her terrible life/He was the one/Who kept her from her knife /She was his angel/She made him smile/Though life threw him curves/She made it worth all the while/Then one day/Things went terribly wrong/The next few weeks/Were like a very sad song /He made her jealous/On purpose he tried/When the girl asked "do you love her?"/On purpose he lied/ He played with jealousy/Like it was a game/Little did he know/Things would never be the same/ His plan was working/But he had no clue/How wrong things would go/The damage he would do/One night she broke down/Feeling very alone/Just her and the blade/No one else home/ She dialed his number/He answered "hello"/She told him she loved him/Then hung up the phone /He raced to her house/But came a minute too late/Found her lying in blood/And her heart had no rate/Beside her was a note/And in it her confession/Her love for this boy/Her only obsession/As he read the note/He knelt down and cried/Grabbed her knife/And that night they both died/She was found in his arms/Both of them dead/Under her note/His handwriting said/"I loved her so/She never knew/All this time/I loved her too"*~

[This is for that one someone, he knows who he is, and I hope he knows I still think about him...I wish we could still be friends] 
Boy: I saw her today
Girl: I saw him today
Boy: It seems like its been forever
Girl: I wonder if he still cares
Boy: She looks better than ever
Girl: I couldn’t stop staring at him
Boy: I asked her how things were going
Girl: I asked about his new girlfriend
Boy: Id choose her over any girl I’m with
Girl: He’s probably really happy
Boy: I couldn’t even look at her without crying
Girl: He couldn’t even look at me
Boy: I told her I missed her
Girl: I know he hadn’t
Boy: I meant it
Girl: He didn’t mean it
Boy: I love her
Girl: he loves his new girlfriend
Boy: I held her one last time
Girl: He gave me a friendly hug
Boy: Then I went home and cried
Girl: Then I went home and cried
Boy: I lost her..
Girl: I still love him

GIRLSMessage:
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few
seconds,
She is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.


When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.

When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.


When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
future.

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that

A Minute
 They say it takes a minute to find a
 special person,
 an hour to appreciate them,
 a day to love them,
 but then an entire life to forget them.
 Take the time... to live and love.
[but be careful, falling from cloud nine hurts really bad]


CHICKEN HUNTIN Slaughterhouse mix
Well I'm headed down the southern trail, I'm goin' Chicken huntin'.
Choppin' red neck chicken necks I ain't sayin' nothin'
To the hillbilly, stick my barrel in his eye, boom-shaka, boom-shaka,
Hair chunks in the sky.
Why? I, never liked chicken pot pie or the chopped chicken on rye.
Tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop-chop, stab, cut.
"What can you do with a drunken hillbilly?"
Cut his fuckin' eyes out, and feed 'em to his Aunt Nilly.
Willie, Willie Chicken neck. Chicken huntin' gotta love it.
Hit him with the 12 gauge bucket, Chicken nuggets.
Layed out all over the grass. Bet his little hound dog'll eat 'em up
fast.

(Pre-Chorus):
Last as long as you can, my man,
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got:
Blood, Guts, Fingers and Toes. (w echoes)
Blood, Guts, Fingers and Toes. (w echoes)
Blood, Guts, Fingers and Toes. (w echoes)
Sittin' front row at the chicken show, so...
(End prechorus)

(Chorus):
"Who's goin' chicken huntin?"
"We's goin' chicken huntin'."
"Who's goin' chicken huntin?"
"We's goin' chicken huntin'."
"Who's goin' chicken huntin?"
"We's goin' chicken huntin'."
"Cut a motherfuckin' chicken up, "
"Right!"
(Chorus)

Lemme get a chicken sandwich, with manwich, ah,
Feel the red on a Chicken neck.
Choppin up hella yeah, Billy bob Billy
Cuz I chop motherfuckin' red necks silly.
Peeped in your yard tell me what did I see?
I seen a chicken boy, fuckin' this sheep. I said,
"Mister, mister, What the fuck you tryin' to do?"
Badau-bad-a-badau-badau-bau
Bar

SUICIDE HOTLINE
Hello?
Hey whats up?
Where you at?
Right down the street
Wit who?
My girl,Shannon.We were wonderin if we could stop by?
Well shit, yea, come on by
Really?
Yea.Hey,hey hey hey...
I know bring some blunts,alright
uh huh alright bye

Fuck The World
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom fuck Mary fuck Gus
Fuck dairies, fuck the west coast and fuck everybody on the east
EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck off atleast
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers, kings and queens and gold jewlers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in the crew sucks punk motha fucks
Fuck cridicts, fuck your review
Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!
Fuck your mama, fuck your moms mamma
Fuck the Beastie Boy's and the dalli llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a forest gump
You probably like it in the RUMP, fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all 52 states, oooh
And fuck you
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (3x)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL (2x)
Fuck opera fuck operah fuck a soap operah
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend I probably did her already
Fuck Kile and his brother Tom Petty, jump steady
My homies fuck 'em what are ya gonna do
Fuck that bitch fuck you
Yeah well fuck you to
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say FUCK 93 times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Newgent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKIN WHAT!
Fuck disco, count a monty crisco
Fuck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone that went down with the titanic, in a panick
I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL (2x)
Fuck Celine Deon and fuck Deon Walrick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lial Luvit, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here
You know the guy who operates the Rouge river draw bridge in delray on jefferson?
FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonarea, fuck your diareah, Rocky Miavia
Fuck your wife your homie did he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too

Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoevers on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J

That's not a toy, hey wait a minute.
Don't fuck around, homie, you could lose an eye with it.
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy.
And it's mine motherfucker, so gimme gimme.

[NOTE TO BITCHES--lick my pussy if you hate me OR SAY SOME THING BOUT IT THAT IS IF YOUV'E GOT THE MAJIK NEDEN TO DO IT!]

The Thunder Rolls
Garth Brooks
Three-Thirty in the morning,
not a soul in sight
the city's looking like a ghost town on a normal summer night,
rain drops on the windshield,
there's a storm moving in,
he's heading back from somewhere
where that he never should have been.

And the thunder rolled.
And the thunder rolled.

Every light is burning,
in a house across town,
she's pacing by the telephone,
in her faded flannel gown,
asking for a miracle,
hoping she's not right,
pray against the weather,
that's kept him out all night.

And the thunder rolled..
And the Thunder rolled!

[chorus]
And the thunder rolls
and the lightning strikes,
another love goes cold on the sleepless night,
as the storm goes on out of control,
deep in her heart,
the thunder rolled.

She's waiting by the window.
when he pulls into the drive,
she rushes out to hold him,
thankful he's alive,
with the wind and rain,
a strange new perfume glows,
and the lightning flashes in her eyes,
and he knows that she knows.

And the thunder rolls, and the thunder rolls.

[chorus]
And the Thunder Rolls, and the lightning strikes,
another love goes cold,
on the sleepless night,
as the storm goes on,
out of control,
deep in her heart,
the thunder rolls.