FUCK OFF JUGGAHOE BITCHES
  JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever
Pass this shit on to all your juggalo homies


You Never Thought that It Would End This Way

You never thought that it would end this way,
Yet such an end does not at all seem strange.
If love is true, then death must make the change,
Ending love by taking life away.
Yet though our love is over, mine will stay,
A triumph over death I will arrange,
Rechanneling a fate I cannot change,
That we might still on fields of fancy play.
You never thought we'd share such months of pain,
That you would die in agony, while I
Would be as much a nurse for you as friend.
Yet I would live the whole thing through again
Just once more to look you in the eye
And tell you, yes, this is how it should end.

You killed yourself and didn't think of me,

You killed yourself and didn't think of me.
I can't blame you for that, and yet I do,
For now your pain becomes my legacy.
What agony impelled you not to be?
I loved you-wasn't that enough for you?
You killed yourself and didn't think of me,

Nor saw through my eyes what you made me see,
Nor cared about my life when yours was through.
And now your pain becomes my legacy,

And I must fight to keep my sanity,
For what you did defines what must be true:
You killed yourself and didn't think of me.

I cannot think you did it selfishly;
So great a sacrifice leaves nothing due.
But now your pain becomes my legacy,

And I must sail across that bitter sea
That leaves no trace of joy or residue.
You killed yourself and didn't think of me,
So now your pain becomes my legacy.


I Need to Say Goodbye Although You're with Me

I need to say goodbye although you're with me.
I stand beside your grave, yet you are here.
I miss you terribly and hope you miss me,
But when I turn to you, you're always near.
I talk to you as though you lived within me,
Not changed but simply moved in from outside.
I know each day you must a little leave me,
But here, as always, you must be my guide.
You were and are and will be, just as ever,
In many minds and hearts, not only mine.
No physical event can such love sever;
Death is a dimension, not a line.
And so goodbye does not mean you are gone:
So long as I still love you, you live on.

I Miss Your Laughter, Fun, and Gentleness

I miss your laughter, fun, and gentleness.
I miss the things I used to do for you.
I miss the time, now filled with emptiness,
When each day was a stage for something new.
I miss your love, though mine for you remains,
A passion with no outlet to the sea,
A teardrop in a desert, that contains
What's left of my maternal ecstasy.
I miss your presence, like a silent chord
That anchored even solitude in grace.
I miss, for my love's labor, the reward
Of seeing some small pleasure in your face.
All these I miss, and yet they are all here
Within my heart, far more than I can bear.

I Didn't Get a Chance to Say Goodbye

I didn't get a chance to say goodbye
To you, to tell you that I loved you, to say
What now must be one long, unbroken cry
Of pain, now that at last you've gone away.
I cannot tell you what a joy it was
To be the one to tend you in your need.
The burden was a gift, for giving does
Not burden one who loves, though loving bleed.
I wish I could have been with you when you,
Perhaps aware, perhaps not, turned towards death
Alone, with no one there to wonder to,
To share your fear, your hand, your one last breath.
I wish, I wish, I wish . . . but it is done,
And now I must surrender what is gone.

How Lucky to Have Had So Good a Father:

How lucky to have had so good a father!
On us his warm, unstinting sun long shone.
We were, of his hardworking life, the center,
Loved for the pure joy of love alone.
Uncanny are the requisites of pleasure,
Coming as they do within the will.
Knowing well where lay his greatest treasure,
Years on years of love he labored still.

Father's Day Without You Is like Music:

Father's Day without you is like music
Muted by a distance undisturbed.
It is so faint I cannot tell the feeling,
Though I myself am gripped with pensive sorrow.
I listen all the more for what I cannot
Hear, and you are somewhere close beside me.
"It's joy!" you say, and then I nod, unbending,
Listening still while weeping like fine rain.

Yes, it's joy, and you again are with me.
I turn to you, and I am in your arms.
The music is a rhapsody around me,
And I am safe again and free to cry.

It is so beautiful, I cannot stand it,
I am a torrent, shaking in my gladness,
And you recede, as distant as the music,
Smiling dimly far across the plain.

"Please, please!" I say, yet know that what I'm asking
No longer is. Your day will come and go,
And I will crave and fear its restless turning
Because my happiness must be my pain.

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Quade
-- Nicknames: Bill
-- Birth date: 6/14/88
-- Birthplace: Gunnison, Utah
-- Current location: Nampa, ID
-- Eye color: BlUe
-- Hair color: BlOnDe
-- Height: 5'11”
-- Righty or lefty: Righty
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: ¼ White, ¼ Norwegian, ¼ Irish, ¼ Swedish
-- Your weakness: IF my mom died
-- Your fears: Dieing at a young age.
-- Your perfect pizza: Canadian Bacon And Pineapple
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Graduate
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't use AIM
-- Your most overused phrase: Seriously
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Not another fucking day of school
---Your best physical feature: Eyes and hands, Legs
-- Your bedtime: Anytime after 1:00 a.m
-- Your most missed memory: My Dad
LAYER FOUR
I prefer:
-- Soda: everything
-- Fast food joint: Don’t care
-- Single or group dates: Group
-- Adidas or Nikes: Nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: both
-- Video Games: none
-- Magazines: Any Car Magazines
-- Color: Blue, Red, White
-- Foods: Desert, me and a one gallon bucket of ice cream and I am good
-- Drinks: Bitch beer, Corona, Martini
-- Cars: 67 mustang
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Trying to quit
-- Cuss: yup
-- Sing: by myself in the shower :)
-- Take a shower every day: Yes
-- Have a crush (es): Hell ya!!!
-- Do you think you've been in love: No I don’t believe in love unless you can be trusted and if you can trust them
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: No
-- Want to get married: Yes
-- Believe in yourself: rarely
-- Get motion sickness: I don’t think I do
-- Think you're attractive: why don’t you tell me
-- Think you're a health freak: No
-- Get along with your parents: not all the time
-- Like thunderstorms: LOVE!!!
-- Play an instrument: used to play clarinet..
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: Yes
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had sex: Yes
-- Made out: Yes
-- Gone on a date: Yes
-- Gone to the mall: Yea
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreo’s: Hell yeah baby
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Gone skating: yes
-- Made homemade cookies: yup
--Gone skinny-dipping: Hell yes
-- Dyed your hair: Lots Of Times
-- Stolen anything: No
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: many times
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No.. Yes
-- Been caught doing something: yeah
-- Been called a tease: No
-- Gotten beaten up: No
-- Shoplifted: No
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Not Exactly
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 22
--How many and names of children: 3.. 4
Girl:
Jessica
Jakel
Ashlie
Boy:
Gatlin
Cody
Dustin
-- Describe your dream wedding: I will let her decide
-- How do you want to die: Fast so I don’t feel the pain my dad went through
-- Where do you want to go to college: APC Of Boise
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Doctor, Or Pediatrician
-- What country would you most like to visit: France
LAYER NINE
In aGirl...
-- Best eye color: anything -- Best hair color: Doesn’t Matter
-- Short or long hair: Doesn’t Matter
-- Height: Doesn’t matter
-- Best weight: Petite
-- Best articles of clothing: Abercrombie, Hollister
-- Best first date location: Expensive Restaurant
-- Best first kiss location: On the beach of Hawaii When the Sun Is Starting To Go Down On The Ocean
LAYER TEN
--Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
--Number of people I could trust with my life: My best Friend Gatlin Creager
--Number of CDs that I own: never counted, don’t plan to either
--Number of piercing: one ear
--Number of tattoos: None but I am going to get one on my left shoulder blade of two flaming dice
--Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Twice in the last two months
--Number of scars on my body: one from my appendicitis attack
--Number of things in my past that I regret: I regret not saying good bye to my dad or telling him I loved him before he committed suicide…

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, butonly one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

...If you love someone this much put this on your site....
This can mean alot to one person and maybe even to you as well


If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.


92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.


WHAT TO DO IN WALMART:

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens
5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&Ms on layaway.
8. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.
13.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little paper umbrellas in it.
22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
23. TP as much of the store as possible.

y = Yes n = No
Would you? Will you?
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a porn movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
[_] make out with me?
[_] in public?
[_] fuck me or get fucked by me?
[_] in public?