I am slightly short have brown hair and green eyes. I love to draw fantasy creatures, but mostly dragons and fairies. I also love anime, reading, and playing sports....If you wanna know more just ask and I'll tell..


SEX IS A SENSATION
CAUSED BY TEMPTATION
WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION
INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION
TO INCREASE POPULATION
FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
YOU GET MY EXPLANATION
OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?



the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.


One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.





Lettuce!!!






Tomato!!!






Lettuce!!!








Tomato!!!








Lettuce!!!








Tomato!!!






She screams.






Lettuce!!!






Tomato!!!






Whoa!!!






PULL IT OUT!!!






PULL IT OUT NOW!!!






I can't get pregnant!


Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!











Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn.



I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine


I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice


Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo


See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch


I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices


colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong


I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy


met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma


met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again


met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned to a white albina



fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her


fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya


met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported


colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong


have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good (say what!)
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum (say What!)
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman
so he start beatin' on yo ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft (what??) soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off



BLACK-SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
BLUE-BLOW JOB
GREEN-CUNNILINGS(HUG)
CLEAR-WHATEVER YOU WANT
ORANGE-KISS
YELLOW-HUG
RED-LAP DANCE
PURPLE-ANAL SEX
SILVER-FISTING
WHITE- FLASH YOUR TITS OR FRENCH KISS
PINK-FLASHING
GOLD GLITTER-MAKE OUT
BROWN-TOSS MY SALAD
GLOW IN THE DARK-USING SEX TOYS(DILDO-VIBRATOR)