I'm sarahlou, i like doing the usual things any screwed up 18 year old does. i dont fit into any 'group', i know you will probably put me into a box, but if you do please dont tell me it it will just annoy me and make me think your incredably shallow. i like lots of different genres of music. i love flirting wid lads n having a great time drinkin n smokin wid my mates.


never lie, steal, cheat or drink
if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love
if you must steal, steal away from bad company
if you must cheat, cheat death
if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away

if ya heart is broken, tell me ill get glue
if ya lost in life, tell me ill cum find you
if ya sad in life, tell me its my job to make you smile
and if your happy, tell me and we will celebrate vodka style!!!!!


a boy sez ''mum ive got the biggest cock in the nursery, is it coz i is black?'' ''no'' she sez ''its coz your 27 and a retard now eat your fuckin soup''


snow white has been kicked out of disney lands X Factor!!!!
she got caught sitting on pinnochio's face singing
''TELL ME LIES.... TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES''

PLEASE DO THIS!!!

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever do me?
23. Do you think im hot?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?]

i know you probly didnt wanna do these questions but please do i would really like to know what you all think of me!!!!

If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get
.. Might as well put it up as everyone else has! Lets see what I get!.. Hehe..

LOVE, and all that

Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title: NO
Do you remember your first love:YES
Still love him/her:NO
Do you consider love a mistake: No
What do you find romantic:EVERYTHING
Turn-on: SUMONE KISSIN MY NECK
Turn-off: THE LAD TALKIN BOWT OTHER GIRLS HES BEEN WID AND HOW GUD/BAD THEY WERE
Do you base your judgment on looks alone: NO
If someone you had no interest in dating and expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: SPECIAL LOL
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating him or her or going "blind": NOT BOTHERED
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out:YES
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: NO
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking:HOPE SO
What is best about the opposite sex: BODY
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex: MOST OF THEM CANT HELP BUT CHEAT ON YA
What's the last present someone gave you:A NECKLACE FOR MY BDAY
Are you in love: YES
Do you consider your significant other:YES
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk: LOOK AT THEM AND WEN THEY NOTICE SMILE

STUFF BOUT ME:         
001: Name: SARAH-LOUISE
002: NickName: SARAHLOU OR SARAH
006: Hair Color: BROWN N BLONDE
007: Eye Color: BLUE
008: School/Work: NONE
009: Smoke: YES
010: Hobbys: LADS N MUSIC N DRINK
011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 SIS AND 1 BRUV
012: Relationship: MADLY IN LUV
013: Piercings: YES
014: Tattos: YES
015: Favorite country to go to: SPAIN
016: Are there people you wont reply to: NO
017: Nicest person you met this year: RICKY (THE LUV OV MY LIFE)
018: Person you rather not meet this year: A DICKHEAD OR SUMONE WHO THINKS THEY NO EVERYTHING
019: Who would you like to meet: WILL SMITH LOL
020: Who do you admire most: MY MUM
021: Most sexy person(s); RICKY, WILL MSITH ORLANDO BLOOM, BASICALLY ANY LAD THAT IS EXTREMLY GUD LOOKIN LOL
022: Favorite car: ANYTHING THTS A CONVERTABLE (I LOVE TO CATCH THE SUN LOL)
024: Favorite Movie: GREASE AND TITANIC (YES SAD WE KNOW BUT ITS TRUE)
025: Favorite City: NEW YORK
026: Favorite Music: EVERYTHING
027: Favorite Stuffed Toy: TEDDY OFF MY MAM
028: Favorite Deoderant/ aftershave: IMPULSE
030: Favorite sound: THE PERSON I LOVE SLEEPING
031: Favorite Tv Show: EVERYTHING REALLY
032: Favorite writer: DUNT CARE
033: Favorite Nickname: WHEN MY BF CALLS ME BABY
034: What is on your mouse pad: AINT GOT ONE
035: What is under your bed: NOWT
036: Favorite Colors: BLACK, RED, BLUE MOST COLOURS ACTUALLY
037: Favorite song: WESTLIFE : CLOSE YA EYES (ONLY COZ MY BF HAS GONE IN THE ARMY AND THTS OUR SONG)
038: Favorite song at this moment: CLOSE YA EYES
039: Favorite Food: ICE CREAM!
040: Favorite class in school: HAD TO HAVE BEEN ICT
041: Favorite Drink: VODKA N COKE OR BICARDI N COKE (I LUV MY ALCOHOL)
042: Lucky Number: 9 (MY BDAY)
043: What do you think is the greatest about yourself: COMPLETELY OPEN
044: What deodorant do you use: IMPULSE
045: Favorite Shoes: HEELS
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: 1AM (SUMTIMES LATER DEPENDS IF IVE BEEN CLUBBIN)
047: What word do you use most: DICKHEAD (DONT WORRY IT ANNOYS ME AS MUCH AS IT ANNOYS YOU)
048: Most romantic moment in your life: BEING TOLD OFF THE GUY I HAD FANCIED FOR AGES THAT HE LOVED ME
049: Most embarassing moment in your life: GETTING TOO DRUNK AND THROWING UP IN FRONT OF MY 1ST LOVE WHO I HAD FANCIED SINCE I WAS 7 (HOW EMBARASSIN)
050: You spend your time outside or inside: OUTSIDE
051: What do you do in the weekends: DRINK
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: P.E.!!!!
053: Your Breakfast: NOWT
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: FISH!!!!!!!!
055: Pets: A JACK RUSSEL CALLED PIP
056: Laugh or dream: BOTH
057: Serious or funny: FUNNY
058: Fast or slow: BOTH
059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: RELATIONSHIP!!!!
060: Simple or complicated?: SIMPLE
061: Cremate or Buried when you die:DUNNO
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: STAY UP!!!!
064: Light or dark?: DARK
065: Speak or Silence: SPEAK
066: Do you like a Tall or small boys/girls: NOT BOTHERED
067: Newspaper or Television: T.V
068: Hug or kiss: BOTH
069: Happy or Sad: HAPPY
070: Life or Death: LIFE
071: Gig or Disco: EITHER
072: Left or Right: DUNNO
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: DUNT CARE
074: Brunettes or Blondes: LOVE DARK HAIR DARK EYES BUT ALSO LOVE BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: ARE YOU LOOKING AFTER MY UNCLE?????
076: You believe in reincarnation: DUNNO
077: You believe in Aliens: NO
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: DEPENDS WHO IM WITH AT THE TIME
079: Does true love exist: YES!!!!
080: How many kids would you like to have: LOADS
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: BARBIE WANNABES
082: Best feeling: BEING IN LOVE
083: Worst feeling in the world: NOT HAVING YOUR LOVE RETURNED
084: What are you afraid of: BEING ALONE
085: Are you an emotional person: YES
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: YES
087: Your goal in life: TO HAVE FUN AND BE SUCCESSFUL IN EVERYTHING I WANNA DO
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: TO NEVER GET HURT OFF A LAD AGAIN
089: Favorite art-artist: DNT HAV ONE
090: As what animal would you like to come back as: DUNNO SUMET CUTE LOL
091: What is the hottest part of the male/female body: A LADS BODY IS JUST THE BEST WHEN TONNED UP
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: ANYWHERE ROMANTIC IS GUD FOR ME
093:What do you think of Elftown: ITS GREAT
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: ???
095: Where did you get this question list: OFF SUMONES HOUSE
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: MSN
097: Whats the most annoying thing that people ask you?: HOW I AM
098: Do you get in trouble a lot: NO
099: Is there a question you missed in this all: DUNNO NOT GONNA AV A LUK THO TAKE TO MUCH TIME
100: Are you religious?: ID LIKE TO THINK THAT THERE WAS SUMWHERE 2 GO I JUST DONT KNOW IF ITS HEAVEN AND IF GOD EXISTS
101:who is your best friend?: I DONT HAVE JUST ONE BEZ MATE I HAVE LOADSA GUD MATES BUT IF I HAD TO PICK ONE OUT OF THE GIRLS IT WUD BE RACHEL COZ SHES BEEN THERE ALL MY LIFE AND OUT OF THE LADS IT WOULD HAVE TO BE LOFTY IVE KNOWN HIM FOR BOWT 13 YEAR AND HES ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED HIM

If I was a country I'd be: SPAIN (COZ IM HOT LOL)
If I was a swear word I'd be: FUCK
If I was a ice cream flavour I'd be: MINT
If I was a virus I'd be: FLU (COZ U CANT GET OVA ME LOL, ONLY JOKING)
If I was a feeling I'd be: LOVE
If I was a city I'd be: NEW YORK
If I was a colour I'd be: RED
If I was a movie I'd be: TITANIC
If I were a month, I'd be: APRIL (MY BDAY)
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: SATURDAY
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 6AM
If I were a planet, I'd be: JUPITOR
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A DOLPHIN
If I were a direction, I'd be: SOUTH
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A BED
If I were a sin, I'd be: JEALOUSY
If I were a liquid, I'd be: WATER (COZ EVERYONE NEEDS IT LOL)
If I were a tree, I'd be: OAK
If I were a bird, I'd be: SWAN
If I were a tool, I'd be: HAMMER
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A ROSE
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: SUNSHINE
If I were an animal, I'd be: HORSE
If I were an element, I'd be: FIRE
If I were a song, I'd be: I DONT LOVE YOU BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
If I were a food, I'd be: A TAKE AWAY (U CAN TAKE ME ANYWHERE)
If I were a material, I'd be: GOLD
If I were a taste, I'd be: STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM
If I were a word, I'd be: LOVE
If I were a body part, I'd be: THE HEART
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: HAPPY
Piercings: EARS,TONGUE,NOSE
Tatoos: ON MY RIGHT SHOULDER, LOVE HEART SURROUNDED BY FLOWERS
Boyfriend: YES

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: YES
Ever Smoked: YES
Pot: YES
Ever been Drunk: ALL THE TIME
Ever been beaten up: NO
Ever beaten someone up:YES
Ever Shoplifted: YES
Ever Skinny Dipped: ONCE
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: YES
Been Dumped Lately: NO

IN A BOY
Favorite Eye Color: BLUE OR BROWN
Favorite Hair Color: BLONDE OR DARK
Short or Long: SHORT
Height: NOT BOTHERED
Style: NOT BOTHERED
Looks or Personality: BOTH
Hot or Cute: HOT
Drugs and Alcohol: NOT BOTHERED

IM SORRY

if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry
if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you
I'm sorry
if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry
If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry
if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry
if my hair is not long enough
im sorry
BUT MOST OF ALL . . .
I'm sorry
that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".

x = yes  - = no

(x) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WITH TONGUE
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX WITH TONGUE
(-) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(-) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(-) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(x) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LUST
(x) I HAVE HAD SEX
(-) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(X) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(-) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME
(X) I HAVE SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP
(x) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP SEXUALLY
(-) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(-) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(-) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(-) I HAVE STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND (White lies)
(x) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(-) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(-) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(x) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(-) I HAVE EGGED A CAR AND/OR HOUSE
(X) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(-) I HAVE RUN FROM THE COPS
(-) I HAVE STOLEN A CAR FOR THE FUN OF IT